Marina's Rolls Royce Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I hate to feel left out so I thought I'd make up some more rubbish about our Manager. Has anyone else had similar problems with Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He stole my milk as a kid, ate my hamster and bit the head off the bat who lived in the garden... scumbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivorguy Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Nurse, screens, please ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Nothing like parent emotions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhonddared Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I heard he lied on his CV and can't manage at all and is researcher for farmers weekly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiled Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He pulled my hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He ##agged my Mrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephjnr Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He sits down when he pees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 14 minutes ago, shelts said: He ##agged my Mrs No. That's John Terry mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He goes out at night in disguise keying people`s cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 How about he's an up and coming managerial genius and we are lucky to have him making such progress? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cheesleysmate said: How about he's an up and coming managerial genius and we are lucky to have him making such progress? Should of kept that one till April the 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 9 minutes ago, sephjnr said: He sits down when he pees. I like one of those if I've got a hangover, or sometimes in the middle of the night if I can't be arsed to turn the light on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 10 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: No. That's John Terry mate. And him.....ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 3 minutes ago, 54-46 said: I like one of those if I've got a hangover, or sometimes in the middle of the night if I can't be arsed to turn the light on But what if you've forgotten to put the seat down in the middle of the night without the light on? This regularly happens to me. Nothing like your backside falling into the porcelain basin to get you fully awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Even worse if you jam your spuds between you and the edge of the pan. Ouch !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 His dad once ruined a day out to London I had planned with my family and friends... Scum, like father like son ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He sneaks into my room at night and leaves loose Lego on the carpet, sometimes an upturned plug..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 13 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: But what if you've forgotten to put the seat down in the middle of the night without the light on? This regularly happens to me. Nothing like your backside falling into the porcelain basin to get you fully awake. Not happened thus far but now you've got me paranoid for the next time my slack bladder wakes me at 3am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 7 minutes ago, Charliesboots said: He sneaks into my room at night and leaves loose Lego on the carpet, sometimes an upturned plug..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcitysweden Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Hopefully he will spin well in the lap of the investor who only understand the rocket science that begin at midnight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He let Robbored drive his minibus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He dropped a fart at the gala dinner a few weeks back, apparently it stank but I'm annoyed that as I can't smell I couldn't smell a thing. It's all Lee Johnsons fault Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Remember in the 80s when he stopped free school milk for kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He used to sell me fags from his ice cream van when I was a kid. It was the 70s mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 I heard he forged two million EU Referendum ballot papers and voted Brexit on all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He removed the jam from my doughnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He`s responsible for the demise of the UK coal industry. Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He shot JR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 It's Lee Johnsons fault that the forum keeps crashing. (This one might actually be technically true!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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