Bristol Rob Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 Something about blue stadium lights and Erasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He stole my Hulk Hands on Boxing Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He Killed Bambi !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 He greased my Nan's zimmer frame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 15 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: He Killed Bambi !!! Gentle , little thing , he only had one Spring .., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted December 31, 2016 Report Share Posted December 31, 2016 LJ made me post the topic 'positive news to end the year'. He's stronger than he looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Major Isewater said: He greased my Nan's zimmer frame. He greased my nan`s nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: He greased my nan`s nipples. He didn't even have to bend over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: He didn't even have to bend over. Because he's short - or because gravity and droop on nan ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkeeebles Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 He shot JR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 10 minutes ago, Fiale said: Because he's short - or because gravity and droop on nan ? I think they met halfway..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 The c##t stole Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, shelts said: The c##t stole Christmas Coot? Cart? Clot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 I've heard he likes to wind up posters on OTIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Coot? Cart? Clot? LJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, shelts said: LJ Ah......c##t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 He looked at me stoically for a while.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Coot? Cart? Clot? Clit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 54 minutes ago, Fiale said: Because he's short - or because gravity and droop on nan ? Battleship rivets pointing due south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Clit BANG !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkInChance Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 He told me it was a good idea to cut my toenails with a scythe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charliesboots Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Woke to find he's charged me £50 for the taxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Fred Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 15 hours ago, Septic Peg said: No. That's John Terry mate. Where's Rudolph?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Red Army Faction said: He used to sell me fags from his ice cream van when I was a kid. It was the 70s mind. You must be getting confused with his Dad; Lee was an 80's child. Lee is actually the under 19 coach for the India national team and this explains, in a walnut, why his man management has recently taken a beating; the physical demands of two jobs are bad enough but flying to Bombay and back each week is obviously just too much even for bionic Lee. Steve, you have to have a word with Stephen Constantine, the head coach of the India first team, and sort this nonsense out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Skin Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 1 hour ago, havanatopia said: You must be getting confused with his Dad; Lee was an 80's child. Come on, H, let's not let plausibility get in the way of any criticism of LJ. It hasn't on the other 30 threads attacking him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sheene Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Just found out he had an affair with my wife and when she ended it he posted revenge porn on the internet. He won't be in the dugout tomorrow as he currently helping the police with their enquiries! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstandrobin Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 He was mighty p****d off when he found out Warwick Davies wasnt at the Hippodrome in panto this year as he always got a few bob as a stand in if he was ill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulcityfan Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Stood beside me in the 'Biggest team photo' in July 2011 and I thought he was kneeling down. (He really did). I thought blimey this team is small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 He snapped the arm off of my action man ....proper spiteful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Forgot this one (and it's actually true.) When my son was about 1 or 2, we did the City open day. We had photos with some players and my son was fine. In fact, he quite liked Dean Gerken. Little Lee not so. My son bawled his eyes out upon meeting Johnson Jr. There is photo evidence somewhere. So it's official and 100% true. LEE JOHNSON MADE MY KID CRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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