Curr Avon Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 BREAKING NEWS. Majority owner Steve Lansdown snapped at a reporter this morning when asked why his C.O.O Mark Ashton had spent the last 4 months holed up in a luxury yacht in Egypt. "It's not my fault he's in de Nile!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Strangely, not one City fan who purchased the much vaunted Dean Holden Lucky Charm was available to comment about whether they had received value for money - following a seance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Norwich City majority shareholder Delia Smith attended Ashton Gate last night for her team's Championship fixture against Bristol City. The celebrity cook was also looking for contributions to her new book and Steve Lansdown passed on his special recipe for disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Following the appointment of Jamie McCallister as Assistant Coach, City today continued their new policy of promoting from within by announcing that Tiddles the club cat is to become Director of Football and Perry the ball boy is the new Stadium Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 At his weekly press conference, Lee Johnson angrily rebuked a reporter who said that struggling Bristol City lacked stature. "Yeah, right. What about that bloody great monument to John Atyeo in the car-park!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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