Fordy62 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 My starter for ten is Saido Berahino. He's never tooken drugs don't you know. He's doing pretty well to come across as so thick. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39450446 Over to you. There must be video evidence to back up your claim. By the way this isn't a thread to debate whether Saido's claim that his drink was spiked, because we all know that's likely to be horse shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Nile ranger . To many videos to upload. What a ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Adam Matthews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ontariored Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Say no more... https://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=mcafee&p=video+of+dumb+soccer+player#id=1&vid=e01202501fbad859214321ac83a46153&action=click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brady bunch Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Don't think you can look past the person nominated by the OP... Berahino! oh dear, oh dear...... Would love to know how many cogs are working between the ears in his head...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 20 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: My starter for ten is Saido Berahino. He's never tooken drugs don't you know. He's doing pretty well to come across as so thick. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39450446 Over to you. There must be video evidence to back up your claim. By the way this isn't a thread to debate whether Saido's claim that his drink was spiked, because we all know that's likely to be horse shit. Wouldn't it be easier to start a thread searching for an intelligent footballer ? No offence Flinty . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 19 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: My starter for ten is Saido Berahino. He's never tooken drugs don't you know. He's doing pretty well to come across as so thick. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39450446 Over to you. There must be video evidence to back up your claim. By the way this isn't a thread to debate whether Saido's claim that his drink was spiked, because we all know that's likely to be horse shit. He's surely not stupid enough to drink horse shit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Didn't Paul Merson once ask for his pizza to be cut into four slices and not eight in a restaurant because "he couldn't eat eight".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southstandoriginal Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Didn't Paul Merson once ask for his pizza to be cut into four slices and not eight in a restaurant because "he couldn't eat eight".... To be fair he was probably tired and emotional at the time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Lee Johnson! (Technically he is annoying rather than thick. In fact I'd say he has been extremely clever getting to where he is). Kind regards, tfj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 I always felt Beckham and Rooney sounded about the thickest footballers going to be fair. Not that it held them back of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukneil Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Scott Sterling. He's also a pretty thick Volleyball player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 hour ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Didn't Paul Merson once ask for his pizza to be cut into four slices and not eight in a restaurant because "he couldn't eat eight".... That was Jason McAteer, someone so stupid that when it came to international football he couldn't even remember which country he was born in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 52 minutes ago, GrahamC said: That was Jason McAteer, someone so stupid that when it came to international football he couldn't even remember which country he was born in... It's probably one of those urban myth quotes - I've seen it said that Steve Nicol said it too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Ronaldo and that bronze statue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 ian Holloway didnt ever sound like the sharpest tool in the box, but he didnt do too bad as a player and look what he did with Blackpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Wayne Shaw is quite wide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Tomlin comes across as thick as a whale omelette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveybadger Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 hours ago, GrahamC said: That was Jason McAteer, someone so stupid that when it came to international football he couldn't even remember which country he was born in... Knickname of 'Trigger'! How about Ian 'being in Italy was like living in a foreign country' Rush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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