WhistleHappy Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Think someone has their head in the clouds! Anyhow, the sky often goes Red at night - when 'the Son' is going down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesBCFC Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I didn't, which is perhaps even sadder. It was meant as a response to posts I have seen on here over recent weeks that are trying to counter anything vaguely positive about LJ, the most recent being that he had nothing to do with the signing of Tammy. I just had the thought that some people would deny the sky was blue if LJ said it was, and I am afraid it spiralled from there. It appears that only about 5 other people have a similar sense of humour to me, which to be honest, that's something of which I am quite proud. But nothing LJ does can ever have a positive effect, people on OTIB told me so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 I'm confused. What colour is the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, shelts said: I'm confused. What colour is the sky? In my world,it's the colours of a rainbow,and no I'm not,if that's what you were thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just now, NOTBLUE said: In my world,it's the colours of a rainbow,and no I'm not,if that's what you were thinking. I never z a word!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just now, shelts said: I never z a word!! Best leave it there,before it all gets politically correct . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, shelts said: I'm confused. What colour is the sky? I can't tell, there are 'dark stormclouds, heavy, black and pendulous' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 17 hours ago, Port Said Red said: There was confusion among a group of Bristol City supporters today when Lee Johnson (LJ) announced that the sky was in fact blue! This statement was met with disbelief as it had been widely accepted among those supporters that LJ was wrong about absolutely everything and had never been known to be correct, ever....... period....... fact! The more hardened among the group moved immediately moved to dispel the possibility that LJ may have been correct about something by pointing out that the sky is not in fact blue, "what we are seeing is an absence of red in the sky". They quoted the scientific explanation of why the sky "is blue" . "A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light". said one, highlighting that this statement was perhaps proof that Johnson was in fact "Anti-red" as they had long suspected. Another claimed that LJ had in fact stated himself that this was the case until he was told by his father that the sky is definitely blue. The evidence for this was from a private letter that was thought by some to be from the father of an ex-player. "I can't say for sure where the letter came from", said one, "but it said lots of nasty things about LJ and that made it easy to believe for me" Further inconsistencies in his statement were looked for "He isn't taking account of the time of day" said one. "What about the clouds?" said another. The clouds also featured in other posts where some were fed up with them being used as an excuse for the sky not being blue all the time. "It's always the same old excuse, only the types of cloud are different, sometimes its a cumulonimbus, sometimes an altocumulus, whichever is out of favour this week!, he never picks the same one" "The owner of the club is just as bad as well, he seems to have swallowed all LJ's bullshit about, the colour of the sky and the clouds and everything, only the chosen few can see the truth" It's a no from me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 17 hours ago, Port Said Red said: There was confusion among a group of Bristol City supporters today when Lee Johnson (LJ) announced that the sky was in fact blue! This statement was met with disbelief as it had been widely accepted among those supporters that LJ was wrong about absolutely everything and had never been known to be correct, ever....... period....... fact! The more hardened among the group moved immediately moved to dispel the possibility that LJ may have been correct about something by pointing out that the sky is not in fact blue, "what we are seeing is an absence of red in the sky". They quoted the scientific explanation of why the sky "is blue" . "A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light". said one, highlighting that this statement was perhaps proof that Johnson was in fact "Anti-red" as they had long suspected. Another claimed that LJ had in fact stated himself that this was the case until he was told by his father that the sky is definitely blue. The evidence for this was from a private letter that was thought by some to be from the father of an ex-player. "I can't say for sure where the letter came from", said one, "but it said lots of nasty things about LJ and that made it easy to believe for me" Further inconsistencies in his statement were looked for "He isn't taking account of the time of day" said one. "What about the clouds?" said another. The clouds also featured in other posts where some were fed up with them being used as an excuse for the sky not being blue all the time. "It's always the same old excuse, only the types of cloud are different, sometimes its a cumulonimbus, sometimes an altocumulus, whichever is out of favour this week!, he never picks the same one" "The owner of the club is just as bad as well, he seems to have swallowed all LJ's bullshit about, the colour of the sky and the clouds and everything, only the chosen few can see the truth" If you're going to make a joke, keep it short and pithy. For example, when asked, "Are you your own man?" Lee Johnson replied, "That question is beyond my programming." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 15 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Even Adolf Hitler didn't spout this kind of crap (topical, give me that much) Or use chemical weapons Seems like quite a decent chap to me. History has not served him well at all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 17 hours ago, Port Said Red said: "A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light". What formation are they in ? Surely not 4-4-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 41 minutes ago, BigTone said: What formation are they in ? Surely not 4-4-2 It says "scattered", is that not a formation you recognise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: It says "scattered", is that not a formation you recognise? I suppose it's the one LJ has played all season when I think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Just now, BigTone said: I suppose it's the one LJ has played all season when I think about it Boom! Boom! I'll set them up, you knock em down..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, RumRed said: I can't tell, there are 'dark stormclouds, heavy, black and pendulous' That's quite a mouthful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shelts Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said: Best leave it there,before it all gets politically correct . Ok sweetie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Curr Avon said: If you're going to make a joke, keep it short and pithy. For example, when asked, "Are you your own man?" Lee Johnson replied, "That question is beyond my programming." But make it funny ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 51 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Boom! Boom! I'll set them up, you knock em down..... Thanks Basil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 31 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: But make it funny ... Everybody's a critic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingswood red Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Port Said Red said: I didn't, which is perhaps even sadder. It was meant as a response to posts I have seen on here over recent weeks that are trying to counter anything vaguely positive about LJ, the most recent being that he had nothing to do with the signing of Tammy. I just had the thought that some people would deny the sky was blue if LJ said it was, and I am afraid it spiralled from there. It appears that only about 5 other people have a similar sense of humour to me, which to be honest, that's something of which I am quite proud. As many as 5, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, kingswood red said: As many as 5, wow. Half of those were being sarcastic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 13, 2017 Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: Half of those were being sarcastic . how is that possible ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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