BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 My Wife has every thing a woman wants in life. She has me, an iPhone, iPad and an iRon to name just a few. Just bought her a nice Dyson vacuum cleaner and she is less than impressed. Where am I going wrong ? Pubs looking good right now you old bint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 You're doing nothing wrong Tone, you're just being thoughtful. Plenty of women would be delighted to get a new Dyson....... Mrs Tone is a tad ungrateful if you ask me...I mean you could have got her a long handled pan and brush so she wouldn't have to bend down so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, Robbored said: I mean you could have got her a long handled pan and brush so she wouldn't have to bend down so much. Thanks Robbo, I was wondering what to buy her for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, BigTone said: Thanks Robbo, I was wondering what to buy her for Christmas Glad to help Tone......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Robbored said: Glad to help Tone......... You're to blame the man Robbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, BigTone said: My Wife has every thing a woman wants in life. She has me, an iPhone, iPad and an iRon to name just a few. Just bought her a nice Dyson vacuum cleaner and she is less than impressed. Where am I going wrong ? Pubs looking good right now you old bint Get her an iRabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: Get her an iRabbit. I got a rabbit for Mrs Robbo - big mistake! I soon became second choice.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Robbored said: I got a rabbit for Mrs Robbo - big mistake! I soon became second choice.......... TMI Robbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said: Get her an iRabbit. She bought me an iProstate .......................... I don't know if I'm coming or going !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Robbored said: I got a rabbit for Mrs Robbo - big mistake! I soon became second choice.......... ... Not surprising really she'll be too exhausted for you now mate. She'll be buzzing around all day kept far too busy cleaning the bloody hutch out, they don't clean themselves Robbo and bloody rabbits are forever shitting their pellets everywhere.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Well Tone, I understand that this is a thread with humorous intent. However, when I once bought my wife a Philips Ladyshave the results were astonishing. She simply never stopped talking about it for ages. Why not try that? (By the way, I really, really did - 6 months before we were married and that was 38 years ago!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Calculus said: Well Tone, I understand that this is a thread with humorous intent. However, when I once bought my wife a Philips Ladyshave the results were astonishing. She simply never stopped talking about it for ages. Why not try that? (By the way, I really, really did - 6 months before we were married and that was 38 years ago!) I thought about that but ended buying her a strimmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 18 minutes ago, BigTone said: I thought about that but ended buying her a strimmer You could go one better Tone and pay for a bloke to come in once a week and, ahem, keep the garden under control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Mine still hasn't forgiven me for booking a table for our anniversary. I thought I was being helpful, how was I to know that she doesn't like snooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: You could go one better Tone and pay for a bloke to come in once a week and, ahem, keep the garden under control. Do you know a man with a Combine Harvester ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 13:04, BigTone said: My Wife has every thing a woman wants in life. She has me, an iPhone, iPad and an iRon to name just a few. Just bought her a nice Dyson vacuum cleaner and she is less than impressed. Where am I going wrong ? Pubs looking good right now you old bint Funny chaps women . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 On 02/09/2017 at 15:22, Calculus said: Well Tone, I understand that this is a thread with humorous intent. However, when I once bought my wife a Philips Ladyshave the results were astonishing. She simply never stopped talking about it for ages. Why not try that? (By the way, I really, really did - 6 months before we were married and that was 38 years ago!) She hasn't quite got the hang of though , the poor love . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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