Admin Maesknoll Red Posted December 19, 2017 Admin Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Bloody townies.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-42409884 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 How`s Tilly supposed to get up there now to complain about the view of AG? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Birds roosting in trees?? Who'd have thunk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Laziness on the part of the townies. I mean how long does it take to take a damp cloth and/or a bucket to wipe the shit off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 You can get car covers, but then of course no one would know how expensive your car is! Perhaps BMW, AUDI etc could put special bird shit repellent paint on their cars. I wonder how many of the complainants drive a "Chelsea tractor " which in the real world is designed to get covered in mud and shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 56 minutes ago, Midred said: You can get car covers, but then of course no one would know how expensive your car is! Perhaps BMW, AUDI etc could put special bird shit repellent paint on their cars. I wonder how many of the complainants drive a "Chelsea tractor " which in the real world is designed to get covered in mud and shit! You mean the same ones that won`t drive up on the verge when they meet you in a country lane as they don`t want it getting dirty? The closest they`ve ever been to off road is parking on the pavement outside Sebastian`s primary school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midred Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Red Right Hand said: You mean the same ones that won`t drive up on the verge when they meet you in a country lane as they don`t want it getting dirty? The closest they`ve ever been to off road is parking on the pavement outside Sebastian`s primary school. I just love it when I go for a country walk and when a group of cyclists come along they wait for me to step off piste into the mud/puddles so they don't have to take their 'mountain bikes' - complete with monster tyres through and get them dirty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Robbored said: Laziness on the part of the townies. I mean how long does it take to take a damp cloth and/or a bucket to wipe the shit off? Country folk would have just shot the Buggers. Sod the cloth and bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 On the subject of bird-shit, my mate reckons if one shat on his car it'd be for the first and last time, he'd stop going out with the dirty cow immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 9 hours ago, TRL said: Country folk would have just shot the Buggers. Sod the cloth and bucket Shot the townies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Juan Kerr said: Shot the townies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Come on give these poor misunderstood Cliftonites a break, have you seen the size of the pigeons that they have up there where they look down upon the rest of Bristol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNCoaKE4S7M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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