italian dave Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 hours ago, Curr Avon said: Nuhiu looked like Oddbod from Carry on Screaming with the movement of a slug with wheel clamps. And how does a bloke that big still manage to find a pair of shorts that looks like they're 5 sizes too big for him?! They were either XXXXXXL, or half a pair of curtains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 No doubt he'll be seeking advice from Bobby ....... re: Hat-Tricks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Kompany? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 He will be fine for Tuesday. I hit someone on the head with a ukulele many years ago and they had a bump just the same as that. It had completely disappeared in 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: He will be fine for Tuesday. I hit someone on the head with a ukulele many years ago and they had a bump just the same as that. It had completely disappeared in 24 hours. You got a double life you'd like to share with OTIB, Wendy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: You got a double life you'd like to share with OTIB, Wendy? Nah, just one of those moments of youthful madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Nah, just one of those moments of youthful madness. I'm not bothered about the person's head , more about the uke. Did the uke make it to play when i'm cleaning windows or bring back that Leroy Brown (by Queen ) ever again??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: I'm not bothered about the person's head , more about the uke. Did the uke make it to play when i'm cleaning windows or bring back that Leroy Brown (by Queen ) ever again??? it could only play George Formby because that was the only sheet music I had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: it could only play George Formby because that was the only sheet music I had. George Formby sheet music? I beg to differ :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Polly Joke said: Disgusting that the ref didn't stop play with Joe flat out motionless. bet if it had been the other way instant stoppage, very remiss of the ref, lucky for us did not matter, hope he gets pulled up over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: it could only play George Formby because that was the only sheet music I had. luckily it turned out nice again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, pillred said: luckily it turned out nice again! Now Formby was ok for rhythm guitar, but if you made me choose between the Formby guy and Ritchie Blackmore for your leads, I'd probably go for the latter I'd probo have Jimmy Page in front of him too. Tryin not to upset the hoards of Formby fans on OTIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, AppyDAZE said: Now Formby was ok for rhythm guitar, but if you made me choose between the Formby guy and Ritchie Blackmore for your leads, I'd probably go for the latter somewhere over the rainbow was my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, pillred said: somewhere over the rainbow was my favourite. The guy nailed it. (haven't heard it, but if it's your Formby, it's the best obviously) did he put a capo on the 5th fret btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Ol' George was a fu ker for alternate tuning folks, beware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 From Joey B's smack on the head to how to tune your guitar to play George Formby .. only on OTIB folks It's why we are the best footy forum going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 hours ago, hodge said: Depends, icing regularly could see the swelling go down quickly. I've tried following your suggestion but without success and I've completely ruined my wife's Christmas cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 I would imagine the club doc examined him and no sign of concussion but they've sent him up the BRI for an X-ray to be sure there's no skull fracture. Got my own vision of Joe sat in the waiting room up the BRI for a couple of hours with the usual pissheads that have been on the lash, kids running around screeching, some twonk that's attempted DIY and sliced their fingertip off, etc. A weekend in the A&E dept up the BRI is literally a sitcom without cameras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon uk Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: I would imagine the club doc examined him and no sign of concussion but they've sent him up the BRI for an X-ray to be sure there's no skull fracture. Got my own vision of Joe sat in the waiting room up the BRI for a couple of hours with the usual pissheads that have been on the lash, kids running around screeching, some twonk that's attempted DIY and sliced their fingertip off, etc. A weekend in the A&E dept up the BRI is literally a sitcom without cameras. Yes some triage receptionist takes one look at him and his 2 heads, and asks ‘what seems to be the problem sir?’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: He will be fine for Tuesday. I hit someone on the head with a ukulele many years ago and they had a bump just the same as that. It had completely disappeared in 24 hours. Mate of mine got hit on the head by a tambourine. Woke up with slight percussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Mate of mine got hit on the head by a tambourine. Woke up with slight percussion. Hey, Mr. Tambo urine man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Hey, Mr. Tambo urine man! Do a wee for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 15 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: it could only play George Formby because that was the only sheet music I had. 15 hours ago, AppyDAZE said: Now Formby was ok for rhythm guitar, but if you made me choose between the Formby guy and Ritchie Blackmore for your leads, I'd probably go for the latter I'd probo have Jimmy Page in front of him too. Tryin not to upset the hoards of Formby fans on OTIB Interesting story about George, his wife Beryl was his agent and in 1946 when he toured the pre-Apartheid South Africa they instantly made an impression by refusing to play racially-segregated venues. This came to a head when Formby embraced a young black audience member who had presented Beryl with a box of chocolates. The incident came to the attention of National Party leader Daniel François Malan (who later introduced apartheid). Malan had the arrogance to phone Beryl to complain about the incident and was put in his place when Beryl replied, "Why don't you piss off you horrible little man?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 18 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: Interesting story about George, his wife Beryl was his agent and in 1946 when he toured the pre-Apartheid South Africa they instantly made an impression by refusing to play racially-segregated venues. This came to a head when Formby embraced a young black audience member who had presented Beryl with a box of chocolates. The incident came to the attention of National Party leader Daniel François Malan (who later introduced apartheid). Malan had the arrogance to phone Beryl to complain about the incident and was put in his place when Beryl replied, "Why don't you piss off you horrible little man?" Formby 1-0 Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: Formby 1-0 Queen Good point well made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 17 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said: He will be fine for Tuesday. I hit someone on the head with a ukulele many years ago and they had a bump just the same as that. It had completely disappeared in 24 hours. Where you actually trying to hit a cow's arse ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Was on a bike machine in the gym today, would have thought if there were any serious concern with a head injury (concussion/cracked skull etc) he'd be just resting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 its going to increase his value for a while,two heads are better than one innit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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