BigAl&Toby Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 So following an exchange with @Major Isewater on another thread - where he seemed to think I might have thought that Shakespeare or Chatterton might have written the Psalms - I started thinking. Here’s a good one: Revelation 21:5 And he who was seated on the throne said, Behold I am making all things new. Are these relevant today? Who might be sat on the throne? Are there any others that are relevant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 John 11:35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Excuse me, but this is a non fiction forum (except for the transfer rumours, obvs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Coach Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Gary 5:15 Thou shalt not start bollocks threads on OTIB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judda Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Monty Python. The Life of Brian. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Just now, Judda said: Monty Python. The Life of Brian. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! And.... You lucky barstard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 22 minutes ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: So following an exchange with @Major Isewater on another thread - where he seemed to think I might have thought that Shakespeare or Chatterton might have written the Psalms - I started thinking. Here’s a good one: Revelation 21:5 And he who was seated on the throne said, Behold I am making all things new. Are these relevant today? Who might be sat on the throne? Are there any others that are relevant? All wisdom of mankind is in the holy books ( the stupidity as well ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Dolman 16:40 (occasionally 21:30) - Thou shall vacate thy seat, pronto. Diony 17:18 - Thou must not hit thine cattle’s arse with ones holy banjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Jose 20:12 - And Jose said unto Lee, I shall not drink thy wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erithacus Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 My old man was permanently disabused of religion during Sunday School: he was told that Joseph tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem. He never believed another word. But remember that there is but one religion - that of The Beautiful Game, one where we worship gods of our own making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, BigAlToby&Liam said: Here’s a good one: Revelation: John 9:1967 And he who was seated on the throne said, … Behold I am Galley - The King of the West Country! Who might have sat on the throne since? Are there any others that are relevant? Galley, Galley, Galley, Galley!!! He was The King Of The West Country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 'Europa League within three seasons'. Horse-shit Chapter 1 Verse 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Erithacus said: My old man was permanently disabused of religion during Sunday School: he was told that Joseph tied his ass to a tree and walked into Jerusalem. He never believed another word. But remember that there is but one religion - that of The Beautiful Game, one where we worship gods of our own making. Stop beating around the bush. You mean Alan Walsh, don't you? Just ******* say it, FFS. FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 1 hour ago, ... said: Stop beating around the bush. You mean Alan Walsh, don't you? Just ******* say it, FFS. FFS. I think that he meant David Tong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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