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Matty Taylor Song


Ian M

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2 hours ago, Ian M said:

Because it went down well on the Weimann thread and as we know how much @Robbored just  lives for these threads to give his days some meaning I thought I’d start my first and last ever chant suggestion thread.

So, never to be heard down Ashton Gate, here it is in all its, umm, glory?

 

You put your left fang in, your left fang out,

In out in out you snake it all about,

You sign your rivals striker just to **** them off,

Thats what it’s all about!

Woah Matty Taylor,

Woah Matty Taylor,

Woah Matty Taylor!

Bristol’s Red so **** the gas!

 

Do your worst to me otib! ?

 

Ian- you know I already love this but I still feel that there's also room for "for he's a jolly good fellow". It's the only song suggestion which @Robbored has been silent on which is as good as a recommendation.

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8 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

To what tune?

Matty Taylor is a snake, he eats hamsters.

TO THE TUNE OF

Matty Taylor is a red, he hates Rovers./London bridge is falling down/Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers/ Twerton Park is falling down,poor old Rovers...........that tune.

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5 hours ago, Boston Red said:

Matty Taylor is a snake, he eats hamsters.

TO THE TUNE OF

Matty Taylor is a red, he hates Rovers./London bridge is falling down/Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers/ Twerton Park is falling down,poor old Rovers...........that tune.

Nope, cant place it. Can you record yourself singing it and upload to YouTube please?

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On 25/08/2018 at 03:44, Boston Red said:

Matty Taylor is a snake, he eats hamsters.

TO THE TUNE OF

Matty Taylor is a red, he hates Rovers./London bridge is falling down/Gary Neville is a red, he hates scousers/ Twerton Park is falling down,poor old Rovers...........that tune.

The beauty is in its simplicity. I’d much prefer it it was “he hates Gasheads” though. It rhymes.

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To the tune of ‘Que Sera Sera’......

...when I was down at Ashton Gate....

...a goal for City, who could that be....?

Is it a monkey, or kangaroo?

my dad then said to me:

’Its the snake, the snake

Matt Taylor the snake, the snake

He’ll punish each mistake

Your defences make...’ (repeat)

 

a bit clunky, but it just about works!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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