RedM Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears: ’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’ Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er? @Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, RedM said: After hearing song for even our newest additions it got me thinking, had Kalas our record signing even got a song? I’m not one for making up songs, so this is a bit tongue in cheek but what about this after he once again clears: ’Super Kalas goes ballistic (insert opposition team name) are atrocious’ Eg ‘Super Kalas goes ballastic Hull City are atrocious’ Add a few oooohs to the build up or some Ahhhs to finish and it could be a go-er? @Robbored, our forum song self proposed expert, what do you think Let's maybe hold fire on this one until the 89th minute or later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meh Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaspberryRed Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 37 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 How about “Kalas train to Clarksville” by the Monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamalagerdrinker Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City fan 1982 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Tomas Kalas , Tomas Kalas , you might win the ball , but you ain’t getting past ! to the tune of the mighty Quinn by manfred Mann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Same as the Mo Salah chant for Liverpool.... Tom Kalas! Tom Kalas!... Breaking players legs.. Kalas-las-las-las-laaaas... Drinking cider by the kegs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all Not bad - it’s Pinball Wizard though - we could sing the whole rock opera album by The Who that is entitled Tommy but it’s running time is well over an hour and that wouldn’t leave much time to serenade our other chaps ... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 “Tommy K...” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, iamalagerdrinker said: Tomas Kalas is magic, he wears a magic hat - Should be it Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used. How about this for Kalas and Baker: Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah) Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah) He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah) You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah) Oh whoa oh Kalas would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through his brain Yes He would die for you Nathan And Bakes you’d do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant: "He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Meh said: He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. I bet he wished he looked like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, kivsy said: Tomas Kalas , Tomas Kalas , you might win the ball , but you ain’t getting past ! to the tune of the mighty Quinn by manfred Mann That's pretty good actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Port Said Red said: How about Tommy by the Who? Ever since he was a young he’s played a super ball, from Middlesbrough to Fulham he must have played them all, now he’s at city he”s the one we all adore, our Tomas Kalas, plays for the best of all How do you think he does it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, Major Isewater said: How do you think he does it ? What makes him so good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Super said: I bet he wished he looked like that! You're right. Chris Hemsworth can only dream of looking like Kalas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobBobSuperBob Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 17 minutes ago, Super said: I bet he wished he looked like that! Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Meh said: He does not have a song but he has been in a few films. We could just hum the avengers theme all game. Especially when we're leading Thor nil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll brake your f@££ing legs Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas... sorry, slow day in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 There was an attempt by section 82 to do a version of the Van Dijk song for him. It didn't really take off (I like most of their efforts but this one I'm not a fan of). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Just now, TuxHarry said: See above Beat me by seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy27 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 34 minutes ago, BobBobSuperBob said: Pisano still proudly uses his ‘ Gladiator picture ‘ in his social media profiles that a City fan composed for him ! Ruined my day finding out that he hasn't got himself another club yet. Poor fella. Sign him back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, TuxHarry said: He’s big, he’s Czech, he’ll break your ******* neck Tom Kalas, Tom Kalas.... I’ll get that going Saturday! See post #13 above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Davefevs said: Not having a go at you, but I hate that, it’s so over-used. How about this for Kalas and Baker: Kalas would catch a grenade for ya (yeah yeah) Throw his head on a blade for ya (yeah yeah) He'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah yeah) You know He'd do anything for ya (yeah yeah) Oh whoa oh Kalas would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through his brain Yes He would die for you Nathan And Bakes you’d do the same Haha never thought I'd see the day that a Bruno Mars song was a suggested chant! Not sure it would catch on - but lyrically quite unique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as : ”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas” or “Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas” If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song : “He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Harry said: It seems there’s a desire to create long and complicated chants for players nowadays, which is great if they work, but mostly they don’t. Perhaps we ought to show our appreciation for some players with some of the old and simple, easy classics such as : ”One Tomas Kalas, there’s only one Tomas Kalas” or “Duh duh duh duh, Tomas Kalas” If you’re after a play on something established, such as the ‘one of our own’ song : “He’s no longer on loan, he’s no longer on loan, Tomas Kalas, he’s no longer on loan” How do Man United get it to work? They seem to have an amazing back catalogue of unique songs for players that not only 'work' but are widely sung. Interested to know how they achieve this - that's the benchmark we should aim for in my opinion. So dull when people just sing '7 nation army' but add in X player name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Phileas Fogg said: How do Man United get it to work? They seem to have an amazing back catalogue of unique songs for players that not only 'work' but are widely sung. Interested to know how they achieve this - that's the benchmark we should aim for in my opinion. So dull when people just sing '7 nation army' but add in X player name. They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Harry said: They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. We’em jus shy mind , in em . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 To the tune of the old bryan song (he hates the gas he scored a goal) Kalas Kalas Tomas tomas kalas A gert big czech He'l break your neck Tomas tomas kalas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 32 minutes ago, Harry said: They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. Some City fans haven't yet mastered the words to " you reds"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Cyril Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 (Need a new tune not copied off another club....panic by the Smith's....) "Panic in the fans from London, Panic in the fans from Birmingham, Cardiff, Derby, Middlesbrough Hang your striker, hang your striker, hang your striker, Tomas Kalas, Tomas Kalas, Tomas Kalas, Tomas Kalas, To-mas Kalas! To-mas Kalas! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
97Red Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 3 hours ago, The Original OTIB said: Perhaps an "old school", not very PC, "back to basics", simple chant: "He's big, he's Czech, he's going to break your neck, Tommy K, Tommy K...", etc ... (some latitude on the name, granted). I literally just choked on my tea.... I like this. Chuck Norris goes to bed wearing a Tomas Kalas T Shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_BCFC Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’? ’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 8 minutes ago, Alex_BCFC said: Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’? ’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’ Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Wilde Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 And defending’s pretty easy now because we got Tomas Kalas Kalas Tomas ******* Kalas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downendcity Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 At the moment this seems the only option... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 How about a nice simple one. Its easy to learn and everyone will know the lyrics..... Just like the Louis Carey one. Tomas, Tomas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Nick Wilde said: And defending’s pretty easy now because we got Tomas Kalas Kalas Tomas ******* Kalas We knew He wasn’t leaving There was nowhere else He’d go Chelsea gave him reasons But He didn’t wanna know But after 9 years on loan, we just knew we had to signnnnnn Kalas Kalas, Tomas effin Kalas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Super Kalas is fantastic and he hates the Rovers. ( Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original OTIB Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 20 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Super Kalas is fantastic and he hates the Rovers. ( Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ) He even thinks the smell of them is something quite malodorous, When he hits you know you're hit its something quite ferocious, Super Kalas is fantastic... etc... Right side of poetic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidNoble Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 do do do do Tomas Kalas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Red Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Wooooaaah we've got Tomas kalas He's gunna do you in, won't know where you've been Mr apples - Madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Alex_BCFC said: Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’? ’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’ I can see that one catching on away from home as I doubt we’ll ever hear it at AG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkshire Red Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 He's not gunna tackle you, He's gunna f*****g clatter you, On the floor or in the air Tomas kalas everywhere The streets - fit but you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Kalas he’s got lovely thighs kalas hits you b’tween the eyes kalas knocks you on your ass Kalas always hates the gas (Go West if it wasn’t obvious) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BristolCity1992 Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 6 hours ago, Alex_BCFC said: Surely something to the tune of ‘Heart of Glass’? ’Once I had a love and it wasn’t the Gas. Soon turned out, it was Tomas Kalas.’ That's the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardy Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 You’ll never beat Tom Kalas, you’ll never beat Tom Kalas. Or... Ooooohhh Nathan Baker’s magic, he wears a magic hat. If you throw a brick at him he’ll head the fecker back. Tom Kalas is his partner & he would do the same and when we win promotion we’ll this song again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chivs Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Tomas Kalas Tomas Kalas He drinks a vodka He drinks a cider He's got quite nice trim hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnsons Hat Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 To the yip yap Jaap Stam Tune Tom-Mas Ka-Las is a big Czech man, Get past him if you f*cking can, Try a little trick and he'll make you look a dick, Tom as Ka las... https://youtu.be/ghlWKl8v7yE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamred13 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 To the tune of that 'We've got Salah' song... We've got Kalas... Oh Nagy, Nagy... Han Noah Massengo! And don't forget Tommy Rowe... aaaand repeat Gets a few of the new boys into a pretty simple song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider-manc Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Posted this previously... but here goes: To the tune of the animals went in two by two/when johnny comes marching home. He wanted to be a ciderhead- Kalas! Kalas! An easy choice for me he said- Kalas! kalas! Fed up with being a training cone, He made Ashton Gate his home. Tomas kalas! Citys twentytwo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phileas Fogg Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 20 hours ago, Harry said: They tend to have professional song writers who create the lyrics, have fan groups who publicise the lyrics amongst the fans (often something like a ‘song sheet’, which most City fans would be in uproar about if that happened here), then of course they have more than about 30 people trying to actually sing it at a game. Didn't know that - interesting. Works for them, some of their songs are excellent and i'm always amazed how quickly they're adopted by a large % of their support. 20 hours ago, Harry said: One thing I’ve learned over many years watching City, we have a very apathetic fan base. A simple song can sometimes see many join in, but any more than about 6 words and most of the fans can’t be arsed. That's also true. It's a shame because in comparison to lots of clubs at this level we've got some pretty unique songs and a distinct identity. More so than many similar sized clubs in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartcliffe red Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 We got kalas Super tom kalas i just dont think you understand Hes a gert big czech He Puts you on the deck We got super tom kalaaaas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardy Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Hartcliffe red said: We got kalas Super tom kalas i just dont think you understand Hes a gert big czech He Puts you on the deck We got super tom kalaaaas Do you know what - I think that works!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City fan 1982 Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Too many teams sing this tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Yes if you can remember thee words. Hear! Sons of Kalas Hear! Daughters too. The blood of battle washes clean The Warrior brave and true. We fight, we love, and then we kill. Our lives burn short and bright, Then we die with honor and join our fathers in the Black Fleet where we battle forever, battling on through the Eternal fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin_unreliant Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Question now is, when will he be back in the side to hear whatever 'his' song turns out to be? Great result but spoilt for me by what sounded a serious injury. Hope you're back soon TK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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