Curr Avon Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 I've been thinking long and hard about this. Do I put myself through hours of agony, followed by detailed analysis and constantly replayed mistakes, or watch the Millwall match on Robins TV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidered abroad Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Take her out for breakfast so she'll be well fed and watered before the game starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Live dangerously, give her your credit card and point her in the direction of Broadmead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exAtyeoMax Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 book her in at the hairdressers or beauty salon as a treat, around 2pm til 5pm… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, cidered abroad said: Take her out for breakfast so she'll be well fed and watered before the game starts. Champagne breakfast , she’ll be out like a light all afternoon. Job’s a good’un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 On this occasion I'd do the honourable thing and forfeit the game. After all, there will inevitably be a future fixture for which obtaining a pass could be vital. In the meantime, have a lovely day both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted April 29, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said: Live dangerously, give her your credit card and point her in the direction of Broadmead. Hey, I'm already a nervous wreck from watching City this season............................please don't tip me over the edge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said: Live dangerously, give her your credit card and point her in the direction of Broadmead. Then report it as stolen . She’ll be down the nick all afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Is there no romance in you lot. Give her a good sorting out before she cooks breakfast and give her some flowers. Always good to remove the RIP messages first if you've pinched them from the cemetery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Curr Avon said: I've been thinking long and hard about this. Do I put myself through hours of agony, followed by detailed analysis and constantly replayed mistakes, or watch the Millwall match on Robins TV? So you are not on the post match blog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 take her out friday and get her shit faced,she wont surface til saturday teatime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said: Live dangerously, give her your credit card and point her in the direction of Broadmead. There’s living dangerously, then there is being stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Curr Avon said: I've been thinking long and hard about this. Do I put myself through hours of agony, followed by detailed analysis and constantly replayed mistakes, or watch the Millwall match on Robins TV? I take it you'll be getting her the medal she so richly deserves Mark It's a tough one , don't think you'll miss much if you gave the football a swerve. Alternatively , give her vouchers to spend at Cribb's, where obviously , you would only be getting in her way as she chooses how to spend them 1 hour ago, BigTone said: Is there no romance in you lot. Give her a good sorting out before she cooks breakfast and give her some flowers. Always good to remove the RIP messages first if you've pinched them from the cemetery. Sounds like you may be talking from experience there Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocking Red Cyril Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Well it comes down to what comes first. The Mrs or City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 You could buy her a gas season ticket. At least she wont talk to you all day, if ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Get her a vindaloo the night before with a few glasses of vino. She won’t care what happens on the day . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Here’s the plan - prepare her a lovely breakfast of her choice, then tell her how much you were lost before you met her and that you love her......... Watch Robins TV for a couple of hours and treat her( and yourself) to lovely meal in a posh restaurant but book up now............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marmite Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Curr Avon said: I've been thinking long and hard about this. Do I put myself through hours of agony, followed by detailed analysis and constantly replayed mistakes, or watch the Millwall match on Robins TV? Which will give you most box entries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedsHeadIs Red Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 It could be case of going behind and finishing strongly. Perhaps City will too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unan Posted April 29, 2021 Report Share Posted April 29, 2021 Take the hit and avoid City, you might even enjoy it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 Oh well. Its the wife's birthday. She's out for a walk with the in-laws and I'm watching the game. Did I draw the short straw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Curr Avon said: Oh well. Its the wife's birthday. She's out for a walk with the in-laws and I'm watching the game. Did I draw the short straw? Don't tell us, a long walk on Clevedon pier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curr Avon Posted May 1, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, Moments of Pleasure said: Don't tell us, a long walk on Clevedon pier? Damn. Please don't tell the authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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