HoldenBall Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Struggling to take the piss, agreed, now they're in their brand new shiny bowl outside South Glou.. oh wait.. no, no they're not. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Breaking news, BRFC revert to plan B and strike deal for luxury housing on the Minimal stadium. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 So I see the football powerhouse billionaires of north Bristol are mocking our new signings . The comments I have read from other fans in the championship seem to think we have made some really good signings . But what do they know. The sags sign some bearded piss smelling tramp from the mighty Salisbury and he's a gas legend because he runs around a lot . So so bitter. Mind The Gap 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Iron Man said: The gift. I want one of those from their Mansfield game! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esmond Million's Bung Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 BRFC unveil more Minimal VIP upgrades. Just need VIP's now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: I want one of those from their Mansfield game! They don't do designs to order, only generic ones for each club. Darn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said: They don't do designs to order, only generic ones for each club. Darn! They do! There is a 'missed it' section, I've just filled in the details for the Louie Donowa game..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bar BS3 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 32 minutes ago, Woodsy said: They do! There is a 'missed it' section, I've just filled in the details for the Louie Donowa game..... Oh great! I'll have another look. Cheers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 This is the best cup of tea that I have tasted .... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Father in law is a saghead. Make a great stocking filler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Bless 'em One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't. Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League. Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium. Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices. Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc Cardiff don't do shit like this... Edited August 5, 2016 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightCiderLife Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 20 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't. Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League. Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium. Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices. Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc Cardiff don't do shit like this... In fairness though, Pete, Cardiff did change their shirts to red and their badge to a dragon having always been the Bluebirds. That was funny. In the midst of the relegated-in-their-own-kit, horse-punching, bus-boarding, Sainsbury's-suing, court-case-losing, non-league, billionaire-buy-out, tent-building, pub-singing (have I missed anything?) hijinks from across town, it is important we don't forget how funny things have been the other side of the bridge as well. Obviously it is all relative and I think the size of the threads we've had for the Blue Few represents just how funny this has all been for us. It's a shame they don't get the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, RumRed said: I don't keep track of the fleabags, but do they still have that bearded, piss stained tramp playing for them? Sorry,forgot! The whole shebang consists of scruffy, piss stained tramps. Edited August 5, 2016 by Mike Hunt-Hertz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider_boy Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I don't keep track of the fleabags, but do they still have that bearded, piss stained tramp playing for them? I believe so. I also understand he is one of their best players and a fans favourite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 32 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: One of them sarcastically suggests that we must have a massive thread on here about our rivals Cardiff, knowing full well that there isn't. Unfortunately Cardiff haven't given us anywhere near as much to laugh about over the last couple of years as they have like a hilarious and embarrassing relegation to Non League. Cardiff haven't been shafted by Sainsburys twice after bragging about getting a new stadium. Cardiff don't have tents for stands or shipping containers for offices. Cardiff haven't spent the last 15 years below us in the league whilst telling us every ******* year that they're "coming for us", "this time next year" etc Cardiff don't do shit like this... Lord strike me down, but Cardiff are a proper football club in comparison (retch). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 My dreams have come true, finally quoted on gas chat! http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/7815/chelsea-connection?page=2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaller than a flea Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. Edited August 5, 2016 by Smaller than a flea 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,381. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. Oh. Okay, you win. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. Facebook warrior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohbasso Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Twitter followers - City - 75k Gash - 50k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS4 on Tour... Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ohbasso said: Twitter followers - City - 75k Gash - 50k Social media is essentially rubbish, although it's a large part of my working life...but surely average crowds (home and away) and honours, and seasons at the top level in English football, and FA Cup Final appearances etc etc etc are all enough to just pat them on the head and say 'there, there, please be quiet...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoldenBall Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 16 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. Well done. Now what's the Twitter following numbers? Instagram? Now try season ticket sales and attendances for the last 100 years ( or 1982 if you want) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaller than a flea Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 13 minutes ago, Ohbasso said: Twitter followers - City - 75k Gash - 50k OK, we got an early goal and you've replied with a lucky deflection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 9 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: OK, we got an early goal and you've replied with a lucky deflection. Chat shit get banged 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Mods ffs delete this thread, it's a ***** magnet of gigantic proportions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Tall King Blox said: Mods ffs delete this thread, it's a ***** magnet of gigantic proportions Suggest you live up to your username Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeepUpLino Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 53 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. ******* hell you really are clutching at straws my love.... Bless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said: Social media is essentially rubbish, although it's a large part of my working life...but surely average crowds (home and away) and honours, and seasons at the top level in English football, and FA Cup Final appearances etc etc etc are all enough to just pat them on the head and say 'there, there, please be quiet...' Their MySpace page is probably dead popular. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
class_not_gas Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 56 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. Ha ha ha ha ha wow , will you have a open top bus tour of Kingswood to celebrate your stunning success . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumRed Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 58 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said: Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335. Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,301. The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol. 98,987 of those were city fans 'liking' Santa's grotto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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