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They were asking “Whur r all you gurt Ted’s then?” on Saturday and they were all singing the blues, but as always, the gift immediately gives back. The ‘******* snake’ who we are supposed to be ‘spitting all over with hatred’ notches, we win 3-0, they lose and their tent is round the wrong way.

Yes we are still here Sags, you lost and you have got to swallow that bitter bitter snake pill again!!!! Fantastic!

You lot always shoot your bolt far too early. When will you ever learn? Tinpot. Mind the Gap!

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38 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

9073 incl 1137 away fans. Equals 7936 fewers. Bloody electronic turnstiles.

That is shameful if true.

Pompey is always one of League Ones bigger draws and with the kids being on school holiday, they can't even hide behind the 'late night' excuse.

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12 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

That is shameful if true.

Pompey is always one of League Ones bigger draws and with the kids being on school holiday, they can't even hide behind the 'late night' excuse.

The highlights of the vuelta de España were on Eurosport so it’s understandable 

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28 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

I'll just leave this here...

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This would look fantastic, if you happen to live in lower stow on the wold and the local red lion had a wip round for some temp seats for the up and coming derby against the kings arms, 

however........

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30 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

This, posted on their forum....

" My season ticket is in there and it is okay. Slight teething problems though. They sold tickets for row M but it only goes up to row L. Thankfully there were plenty of spare seats. "

???

Stop FFS, please stop!!! ???

That really has made me laugh!! :clap:

EDIT: I also laughed at this one from last season....

'Last season, I took my seven year old boy to his first ever game at the Mem. When we got in, he just looked at me, and he was being serious when he said, "I thought we were going to a proper football stadium!".

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1 hour ago, Port Said Red said:

Looks like a nice day, better weather than here in Dundee........... oh sorry I was supposed to be looking at the tents.   :) Yes, both grounds in Dundee look better than that..... :) 

I’d say even both the old Tannadice and Dens were better before redevelopment, even though the latter was full of rotten wooden painted benches. 

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1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Doubt it, a wrap of powder is better insulated.... so the other boys tell me. Big lads they were, they've run off now... so you have nothing on me officer.

There's also a banner advertising..er..banners. and one for a helpline for the poor dears, with the chance to win a holiday - camping I presume.

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1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

This, posted on their forum....

" My season ticket is in there and it is okay. Slight teething problems though. They sold tickets for row M but it only goes up to row L. Thankfully there were plenty of spare seats. "

???

Probably row m is Muller rd, so they are even charging the locked out ones now? !!

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2 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

This, posted on their forum....

" My season ticket is in there and it is okay. Slight teething problems though. They sold tickets for row M but it only goes up to row L. Thankfully there were plenty of spare seats. "

???

:laughcont::laughcont::laughcont::laughcont:

 

 

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8 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

This, posted on their forum....

" My season ticket is in there and it is okay. Slight teething problems though. They sold tickets for row M but it only goes up to row L. Thankfully there were plenty of spare seats. "

???

So he thinks it's good that there was "plenty of spare seats"? They do revel in their small club mentality don't they? Damn the economics, this is our little club and we like it that way.

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11 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

They were asking “Whur r all you gurt Ted’s then?” on Saturday and they were all singing the blues, but as always, the gift immediately gives back. The ‘******* snake’ who we are supposed to be ‘spitting all over with hatred’ notches, we win 3-0, they lose and their tent is round the wrong way.

Yes we are still here Sags, you lost and you have got to swallow that bitter bitter snake pill again!!!! Fantastic!

You lot always shoot your bolt far too early. When will you ever learn? Tinpot. Mind the Gap!

Haha, you’ve got them down to a tee. All cocky and smug on Saturday night, giving it the big one because they scraped past Wycombe whilst our injury hit side lost to Middlesbrough. A few days later it’s a different story.

 

11 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

Oh they had to hear the commentary and delight of snakey scoring.

Brilliant! They must have been voming with the intensity of the pain!

This.

I bet a few shat themselves in rage as well. 

 

11 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

9073 incl 1137 away fans. Equals 7936 fewers. Bloody electronic turnstiles.

Shameful for a L1 home match and further demonstrates that their support is actually pretty poor for club in a City the size of Bristol, despite what they claim.

Might be worth reminding them of this when they inevitably start bragging about taking more fans to QPR next week for their big Cup Final.

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21 minutes ago, pride of the west said:

Are there actually any other teams in the football league that have a tent as a stand?

Not sure on that, but I have come across this prototype for the new Rovers ground though. 

I have it on very good authority that this is Wally's favourite "top secret" proposal, and he is currently trying to get the family to give it the go ahead. That is where things may become difficult though, as they've only just bought him a new tent for the travelling circus.

Anyway, without further delay, here it is the new Rovers Ground concept:

 

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You need to change the nets obviously, but other than that it's good to go - and state of the art compared to the pile of crap currently in Horfield.

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10 minutes ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

Thought he said "financially STITCHED" ????   ?️   ?️   ?️   

Financially stitched up!! He needs to leave, and I actually think that if/when he does, he'll do a hell of a lot better when he's actually given some money and decent facilities to play with.

Let's be fair, given the circumstances he's done a bloody good job at Ragass. Just hope that when he leaves to take up a new managerial role, it's not down at the dogs home!!

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