BanburyRed Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 10 hours ago, bristolmoose said: No bloody wonder with that badge as their inspiration. I read that quickly as 'players standing on the ball looking for a piss'! Which may or may not be true.....do they have Championship ready toilet facilities?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Don't know what this about? “Fan base is just 100” 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 1 hour ago, TomF said: Teenagers today won't know that feeling of walking into school after dicking them 4-2 at Twerton at the weekend. The most enjoyable of Monday mornings. I reckon Monday 24th October 1977 must've been an enjoyable morning to walk into school or work. For us lot (even if we lost at home to Arsenal that weekend). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Fordy62 said: https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/17168/relegation-bound love this. No can do. Every time I try to go on that site I'm met with; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 11 hours ago, bristolmoose said: No bloody wonder with that badge as their inspiration. The thigh-slappin' badge, the novelty kit, the theatrical nickname, the comedy antics, it all makes me want to shout: "it's behind you!" They are a bit pantomime. "Oh no we're not" no doubt they would retort. And what would we say to that children/Otib? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Roper Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: I have no idea, of course, but I can only think you must be under about 30 years of age...? It's very easy to mistake Rovers for the shambolic, embarrassing, joke of a club that we see today and think they are just a little figment of fun, there to keep us amused as an aside to whatever we are doing.... Those that remember them as a rival however, will/should never forget what a vile, rancid, cesspit of scum actually lurks over there. The absolute definition of "little man syndrome" who'd rather drink each others piss than help us if we were burning infront of them. Untterly vile club, whose supporters turn into mouth foaming, neanderthals at the very thought of any game that might possibly attract more than 8/9000 fans to it and their hatred of us goes beyond anything you might see in many other places. It's the 1 reason I'd actually entertain another Bristol Derby, so that those young enough to only think of Rovers as a jovial laughing stock, get to actually see the grotesque underbelly of what they've only ever seen from a distance. For many, who remember them from 20+ years ago, their troubles are a delight to behold and they couldn't happen to a more fu###d up bunch of spawn. Their kit, their dirge of a song, their inferiority complex, their inbred, bitter, deluded interpretation of who/what they are, makes every moment they struggle, a real pleasure..! Absolutely spot on mate . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 14 minutes ago, Moments of Pleasure said: The thigh-slappin' badge, the novelty kit, the theatrical nickname, the comedy antics, it all makes me want to shout: "it's behind you!" They are a bit pantomime. "Oh no we're not" no doubt they would retort. And what would we say to that children/Otib? I always think of Larry Grayson when I see their high camp, ludicrous motif. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 I was in secondary school between 87-92, it was bloody awful! Things improved after of course and we've long since sat apart from them but I will never ever forget those days. FTG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: I have no idea, of course, but I can only think you must be under about 30 years of age...? It's very easy to mistake Rovers for the shambolic, embarrassing, joke of a club that we see today and think they are just a little figment of fun, there to keep us amused as an aside to whatever we are doing.... Those that remember them as a rival however, will/should never forget what a vile, rancid, cesspit of scum actually lurks over there. The absolute definition of "little man syndrome" who'd rather drink each others piss than help us if we were burning infront of them. Untterly vile club, whose supporters turn into mouth foaming, neanderthals at the very thought of any game that might possibly attract more than 8/9000 fans to it and their hatred of us goes beyond anything you might see in many other places. It's the 1 reason I'd actually entertain another Bristol Derby, so that those young enough to only think of Rovers as a jovial laughing stock, get to actually see the grotesque underbelly of what they've only ever seen from a distance. For many, who remember them from 20+ years ago, their troubles are a delight to behold and they couldn't happen to a more fu###d up bunch of spawn. Their kit, their dirge of a song, their inferiority complex, their inbred, bitter, deluded interpretation of who/what they are, makes every moment they struggle, a real pleasure..! One of the reasons I cringe when some ******* roaster shows up on here saying “ermagerd y is there a thread about the gas do u think stoke have one about vale?” Anyone who remembers the Gas when we used to play them every season will remember how grotesque their fans are. They’re bad enough now when their funny little club is a complete basket case. I can’t even image what they would be like if we got relegated from the Football League by a club wearing our kit I intend to fully enjoy this situation until they do something to change it. 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 13 hours ago, HoldenBall said: This will never happen but the fact they're even shitting themselves of this happening is beautiful. Mind the chasm Agree it won’t happen but the current odds for that scenario with Bet365 is 14/1. By contrast the current odds of Rovers getting promoted and us getting relegated is 8180/1. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Has the "Ted Bastard" resigned or been hounded out by the "gurt greatest fans in the Universe" yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: I always think of Larry Grayson when I see their high camp, ludicrous motif. I think more of Adam Ant "Stand and Deliver " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 6 minutes ago, myol'man said: Has he got tits? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 3 hours ago, 22A said: No can do. Every time I try to go on that site I'm met with; Not sure what surprises me more, the fact you've been blocked or they've actually got a website! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Oh what a night. Probably my favourite Bristol derby moment since watching City since early 80s. The tension the hatred the winning goal. Goosebumps 5 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 This was a good day , a very good day. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Oil Services Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Gazred said: I was in secondary school between 87-92, it was bloody awful! Things improved after of course and we've long since sat apart from them but I will never ever forget those days. FTG. It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times. It was .... (hang on, while I google) ... the age of foolishness .... the epoch of incredulity ...... it was ... season (s) of Darkness .... winter(s) of despair .... etc, etc. For yer @Davefevs and yer other data sorts, it was ten games without a win*, and more than four years, from Gary Smart's somewhat freakish and speculative hoik from 25 yards in Jan '87 to Louie Donowa finally shutting them up in March '91. It was our worst run in Bristol derbies. It was the worst time to be a City fan, in terms of local rivalry and statistics. Some of us were heroically there for every one of those ten games without a win, as well as being "there" in 1982, and we therefore reserve the right to moan about everything and anything to do with City we feel the need to. Because we were there. From '64 to '81 we went eleven consecutive derby games without losing (League and FA cup games). We also had a ten game run of not losing to them in the 30s. We weren't all there for that. I think Joe Jordan managed us for six of that ten game run-of-shame and he never got the better of Gerry Francis but what he did do was, in his second full season as a manager, get us promoted. And Rovers had to share the headlines and the euphoria and the acclaim, because we went up at the same time as them. Then Joe's team beat them six months after he left. Although Joe had the money to spend that Francis didn't have, GF had more experience as a manager, and had failed at Exeter (always a useful experience to those able to learn from it). They had the edge in coaching at that time. It was a difficult time to be a City fan, failing to get out of the Third Division and having 5000 of them crowing like they had never crowed before (or since). It seemed to be neverending. But it didn't last. Looking back, it was only four and a bit years, about the same amount of time LJ was our head coach (not that I'm comparing the two eras). * (We won a Glos cup during this run, I do believe). 10 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted December 3, 2020 Admin Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Realisation kicking in that they have non league facilities 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 34 minutes ago, phantom said: Realisation kicking in that they have non league facilities But surely they are streets ahead of most clubs in their preparations for social distancing. After all, they`ve been implementing the policy unofficially at home games for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: One of the reasons I cringe when some ******* roaster shows up on here saying “ermagerd y is there a thread about the gas do u think stoke have one about vale?” I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bris Red Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Bar BS3 said: I have no idea, of course, but I can only think you must be under about 30 years of age...? It's very easy to mistake Rovers for the shambolic, embarrassing, joke of a club that we see today and think they are just a little figment of fun, there to keep us amused as an aside to whatever we are doing.... Those that remember them as a rival however, will/should never forget what a vile, rancid, cesspit of scum actually lurks over there. The absolute definition of "little man syndrome" who'd rather drink each others piss than help us if we were burning infront of them. Untterly vile club, whose supporters turn into mouth foaming, neanderthals at the very thought of any game that might possibly attract more than 8/9000 fans to it and their hatred of us goes beyond anything you might see in many other places. It's the 1 reason I'd actually entertain another Bristol Derby, so that those young enough to only think of Rovers as a jovial laughing stock, get to actually see the grotesque underbelly of what they've only ever seen from a distance. For many, who remember them from 20+ years ago, their troubles are a delight to behold and they couldn't happen to a more fu###d up bunch of spawn. Their kit, their dirge of a song, their inferiority complex, their inbred, bitter, deluded interpretation of who/what they are, makes every moment they struggle, a real pleasure..! I couldn’t have put it better myself! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: One of the reasons I cringe when some ******* roaster shows up on here saying “ermagerd y is there a thread about the gas do u think stoke have one about vale?” Googling is beyond the capabilities of most 15ers, but if it was they'd know this is but one of many, many threads on the Oatcake. https://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/296494/vale-out-blocks-steaming-turd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 28 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: Googling is beyond the capabilities of most 15ers, but if it was they'd know this is but one of many, many threads on the Oatcake. https://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/thread/296494/vale-out-blocks-steaming-turd This looks familiar on page seven of that thread..... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizyer Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 21 hours ago, Fordy62 said: https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/17168/relegation-bound love this. That was the best laugh I've had in ages.......priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 They all seem to think the January window will save them. 1. Do they seriously think Wally will spend more money? 2. In the unlikely event he does, what players with any sense of pride will want to sign for that shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis_farewell Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 5 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: They all seem to think the January window will save them. 1. Do they seriously think Wally will spend more money? 2. In the unlikely event he does, what players with any sense of pride will want to sign for that shower? Let's hope some more leftbacks are available 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviestevieneville Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 5 hours ago, 1960maaan said: This was a good day , a very good day. Sounds like Martin Tyler commentating . Remember that game well. Didn’t they beat us 3-1 in the cup that season ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Just now, steviestevieneville said: Sounds like Martin Tyler commentating . Remember that game well. Didn’t they beat us 3-1 in the cup that season ? Dunno, forced that from my mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 33 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said: They all seem to think the January window will save them. 1. Do they seriously think Wally will spend more money? 2. In the unlikely event he does, what players with any sense of pride will want to sign for that shower? We don't have any showers up at Portaloo Park. Our players train on the bowling greens there and then retreat to a secret location to get changed and talk tictacs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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