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9 hours ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

I see they've upgraded their fabled Santa's Grotto this year, no expense spared as you can see

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reminds me of that fiasco at ringwood years ago where they advertised a winter wonderland with reindeer, turned out to be some chicken huts with dogs wandering round with antlers strapped to their heads

edit. just found this, sounds like real reindeer but read it,sounds  so familiar in every possible way.

Upon opening on 28 November 2008,[1] the park received a great deal of infamy in the United Kingdom due to the extremely poor quality of its attractions; the nativity scene was a crudely painted billboard that could be seen across a muddy field, the 'magical tunnel of light' was a line of trees with fairy lights dangling from them, the ice rink had melted due to a faulty generator, the 'log cabins' were empty garden sheds, the Christmas market consisted of only four stalls and required an extra fee to enter, husky dogs and reindeer were mistreated and tethered in muddy conditions, and Santa's grotto was a very badly decorated cabin.

Children who had looked forward to the event were reduced to tears, especially when Santa was caught smoking. Violence began flaring up between visitors and workers, including an elf who was slapped and yelled at by a mother who complained about the event, two fathers brawling in the Gingerbread house, Santa being punched in the face by a father who became furious after being told his children were not allowed to sit on Santa's lap despite waiting in a four hour-long line, and a worker dressed up as a snowman received so much verbal abuse that he eventually walked off in full costume.[2]

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4 hours ago, redsquirrel said:

reminds me of that fiasco at ringwood years ago where they advertised a winter wonderland with reindeer, turned out to be some chicken huts with dogs wandering round with antlers strapped to their heads

edit. just found this, sounds like real reindeer but read it,sounds  so familiar in every possible way.

Upon opening on 28 November 2008,[1] the park received a great deal of infamy in the United Kingdom due to the extremely poor quality of its attractions; the nativity scene was a crudely painted billboard that could be seen across a muddy field, the 'magical tunnel of light' was a line of trees with fairy lights dangling from them, the ice rink had melted due to a faulty generator, the 'log cabins' were empty garden sheds, the Christmas market consisted of only four stalls and required an extra fee to enter, husky dogs and reindeer were mistreated and tethered in muddy conditions, and Santa's grotto was a very badly decorated cabin.

Children who had looked forward to the event were reduced to tears, especially when Santa was caught smoking. Violence began flaring up between visitors and workers, including an elf who was slapped and yelled at by a mother who complained about the event, two fathers brawling in the Gingerbread house, Santa being punched in the face by a father who became furious after being told his children were not allowed to sit on Santa's lap despite waiting in a four hour-long line, and a worker dressed up as a snowman received so much verbal abuse that he eventually walked off in full costume.[2]

 

It was actually a quite serious con perpetuated by two minor gangsters. Have a read of this: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/scammed-by-santa-attraction-closes-six-days-after-it-opened-1055550.html

The fraudsters - why does it not surprise that they are related to a Conservative politician? - were eventually jailed. 

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6 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

There is just so much to unpack from that photo I hardly know where to start.

 Can you imagine being employed to create a Christmas Grotto for the young fans to get all excited about, and you have to show your employer your hard work?
 

Tinpot beyond belief 

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2 minutes ago, RedLionLad said:

 Can you imagine being employed to create a Christmas Grotto for the young fans to get all excited about, and you have to show your employer your hard work?
 

Tinpot beyond belief 

There you have it. No-one was employed, it was just something the groundsman knocked up on his afternoon off from a few bits he had in his shed.

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5 hours ago, petehinton said:

Imagine thinking Barton is an inspiration. Someone check this lads basement. 

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Why do they literally fall in love with some of their managers, its really odd. I guess i can understand Clarke for getting them out of the Non League but really. Grown adults in awe and inspired by a wife beater sums that lot up.

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1 hour ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

Why do they literally fall in love with some of their managers, its really odd. I guess i can understand Clarke for getting them out of the Non League but really. Grown adults in awe and inspired by a wife beater sums that lot up.


The Horfield medical community is split on this issue.

South of the Common the unanimous verdict is Celebrity Worship Syndrome but North of the Common, particularly around the skatepark, the consensus is Obsessive Love Disorder with a touch of Erotomania.

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4 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

You know when you go to the train station and the sign says 'do not step over the yellow line'.......

Absolutely. Those doors are definitely locked for up to 40 seconds prior to departure or suttin. Mind the gap.

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