Taz Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, CiderJar said: Kids look embarrassed. "Dad we don't care that you're covering the walls with wrapping paper, just take that stupid thing off your head, all the kids at school will laugh at us tomorrow!" Edited February 1, 2023 by Taz 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 8 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Great news Timm The reply to this was brilliant, honestly where do they get this shit from? Klose will be way out of our league wage-wise, rumoured to have been on £20k a week at C*ty and has a young family still living in Switzerland so no chance whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 29 minutes ago, BCFC11 said: The reply to this was brilliant, honestly where do they get this shit from? Klose will be way out of our league wage-wise, rumoured to have been on £20k a week at C*ty and has a young family still living in Switzerland so no chance whatsoever He wasn't on £20k and his family have been living here for a few months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, BCFC11 said: The reply to this was brilliant, honestly where do they get this shit from? Klose will be way out of our league wage-wise, rumoured to have been on £20k a week at C*ty and has a young family still living in Switzerland so no chance whatsoever They believe rumours more than the truth… It’s what they do 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: We jumped the gun here. Theyve signed a 25 year old CB from Stockport, who would only give him six month deals as they thought he was a bit ropey. #comingforus This one is particularly random, even for them. I had never heard of him, so looked him up, he’s only started 6 games this season for Stockport, a mid table L2 team. He’s not even a Scouser or ex Fleetwood, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, BCFC11 said: The reply to this was brilliant, honestly where do they get this shit from? Klose will be way out of our league wage-wise, rumoured to have been on £20k a week at C*ty and has a young family still living in Switzerland so no chance whatsoever They’re so confused it’s unreal. One minute they’re mocking us by saying Lansdown only spends his money on the Rugby then the next they’re saying that players like Klose are out of their league because we’re paying them £20K a week Make your mind up you ******* idiots. 2 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 23 minutes ago, GrahamC said: This one is particularly random, even for them. I had never heard of him, so looked him up, he’s only started 6 games this season for Stockport, a mid table L2 team. He’s not even a Scouser or ex Fleetwood, either. Another club in the bag for them. When Ashton is found out at Ipswich he can go to Rovers as they love making pointless signings only to either not play them or have their delightful manager slag them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, GrahamC said: This one is particularly random, even for them. I had never heard of him, so looked him up, he’s only started 6 games this season for Stockport, a mid table L2 team. He’s not even a Scouser or ex Fleetwood, either. It smacks of pure desperation. DumbBarton was spouting about needing 5 more players the other day then fast forward to 10pm on transfer deadline night when it becomes apparent that no one decent wants to join them and they just take a punt on anyone they can get their hands on. Hilarious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 3 hours ago, TomF said: They’re rattled by Taylor on transfer day again. How could Darrell sign him after what he did to then all those years ago The replies are golden I guess Darrell isn’t as ‘Gas fer life’ as they thought he was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Port Said Red said: He wasn't on £20k and his family have been living here for a few months. They do this to every player we have to make themselves feel better its quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen hump Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 11 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Great news Timm I honestly read that as rimming timm klose , hideous image in my head now . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Jerseybean said: What a mare being a professional footballer can be, just imagine this happening to you with just five minutes of the transfer window left….. 22:55 Lamare Bogarde [Aston Villa - Bristol Rovers] Loan "Lamare, you're off to Bristol ..... Rovers " Edited February 1, 2023 by southside 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 12 hours ago, WessexPest said: Except they wouldn’t get a Rubik’s Cube, you just know Mummy and Daddy Gas would only shell out for the cheap and cheerful generic version - Bradshaw’s Snack Box or Blue Square Premier or summat. more like the happy meals toys they collect when leaving kids at home to go to the swamp. 1 hour ago, southside said: "Lamare, you're off to Bristol ..... Rovers " i swear thats whats happened to their new gk after saturdays performance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 15 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: We jumped the gun here. Theyve signed a 25 year old CB from Stockport, who would only give him six month deals as they thought he was a bit ropey. #comingforus Guy ropey? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 On 29/01/2023 at 13:44, In the Net said: Loanees usually have a large chunk of their wages paid for by the parent club. As I said, I would prefer developing youth players, however, the majority of League One and Two clubs do rely on having half a dozen players from the loan market - that's the way the finances are managed these days. Gold star for the club South of the river, who's enormous losses are bankrolled by their billionaire owner - you are not comparing like for like. I thought your mob was the '6th Richest Club in the country'? On 29/01/2023 at 19:25, Jim Davey said: I bumped into a Gashead mate in a petrol station just after the fake sheik had just bought the club ,may of been the same day I can quite crearly remember him telling me that they were one of the riches teams in europe Followed by.....'Unlucky Da Shit'! On 29/01/2023 at 21:46, Lewisdabaron said: I do like the fact they werent even called Bristol Rovers back in 1883, and were renamed Rovers AFTER we were called Bristol City- they hate to be reminded of that. No, they were called the ultimate non-PC name of 'Black Arabs'. Good to see that in 2023 their code of ethics is still totally shot to pieces! On 30/01/2023 at 08:48, CiderJar said: ... and the first time was 1920 by which point we had won the second division title, finished runners up in the top division and been in an FA Cup final .....ah, sorry to correct you, but according to 'Gaslogic' that club died in 1982 and all prior records were expunged and don't count for diddly squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 16 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: Sorry Lamare, it is Bristol ... but it is Bristol Rovers! The look of a man who has just been sentenced to death. Just imagine his face when he actually arrives and sees the Cremorial Stay-awaydium. There'll be a-weeping, a Waeling, and a gnashing of teeth, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 17 hours ago, Jerseybean said: What a mare being a professional footballer can be, just imagine this happening to you with just five minutes of the transfer window left….. 22:55 Lamare Bogarde [Aston Villa - Bristol Rovers] Loan Being a professional athlete he might have gone to bed early then woken up to the news. Not the best start to a day. Wonder what he did to deserve this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: It smacks of pure desperation. DumbBarton was spouting about needing 5 more players the other day then fast forward to 10pm on transfer deadline night when it becomes apparent that no one decent wants to join them and they just take a punt on anyone they can get their hands on. Hilarious. Imagine being one of the 3 that he said can go, because he is fed up with them. No one has left since then, so you have to imagine they are just hanging around hoping something happens in the summer. 6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Edited February 1, 2023 by Port Said Red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 56 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: The look of a man who has just been sentenced to death. Just imagine his face when he actually arrives and sees the Cremorial Stay-awaydium. There'll be a-weeping, a Waeling, and a gnashing of teeth, Ahh the pure joy of signing for the Gash 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 1 minute ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Ahh the pure joy of signing for the Gash 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderJar Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Gert Mare said: I thought your mob was the '6th Richest Club in the country'? Followed by.....'Unlucky Da Shit'! No, they were called the ultimate non-PC name of 'Black Arabs'. Good to see that in 2023 their code of ethics is still totally shot to pieces! .....ah, sorry to correct you, but according to 'Gaslogic' that club died in 1982 and all prior records were expunged and don't count for diddly squat. And you want me to list all our achievements in those 40 odd years and compare them to the gaseous arabs?.... it's too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victory Park Reds Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 29 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Ahh the pure joy of signing for the Gash Perhaps they are going for the mean and moody look .Or just the moody wtf am I doing here look.I think I know which one is it bless em.Nice neck tats by the way army man.He looks fairly sinister and wouldn’t be surprised if he’s involved in some war crimes along the way. Please worry Joey will throw you under the bus at your first mistake. ftg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 38 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Ahh the pure joy of signing for the Gash Agents fault, told them they were going to Bristol, thought they were being taken to the HPC, instead dumped in a field and now they found out who they have signed for. Could have been worse, could have been a 3 year contract instead of 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityal Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 30 minutes ago, CiderJar said: And you want me to list all our achievements in those 40 odd years and compare them to the gaseous arabs?.... it's too easy. I made a handy chart previously to cover this. Two rows for us - One all time and the other post 1982 Either way we have a much less empty trophy cabinet 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 11 minutes ago, sh1t_ref_again said: Agents fault, told them they were going to Bristol, thought they were being taken to the HPC, instead dumped in a field and now they found out who they have signed for. Could have been worse, could have been a 3 year contract instead of 2 The agent said they were going to Boca Juniors. Easy mistake to make, right? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 They have been slipping up recently .... in the good old days, they never failed to include the trademark white plastic chairs in the welcome photo ... which they beamed throughout the club's multi-media system... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 2 hours ago, cityal said: I made a handy chart previously to cover this. Two rows for us - One all time and the other post 1982 Either way we have a much less empty trophy cabinet I think you need to add another row for them, “since 2015” 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 They’ve actually put mugs on mugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Victory Park Reds said: Perhaps they are going for the mean and moody look .Or just the moody wtf am I doing here look.I think I know which one is it bless em.Nice neck tats by the way army man.He looks fairly sinister and wouldn’t be surprised if he’s involved in some war crimes along the way. Please worry Joey will throw you under the bus at your first mistake. ftg They're going for the moody and totally f***** off look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted February 1, 2023 Report Share Posted February 1, 2023 Someone got more from their celebrations than they bargained for… 1 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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