NOTBLUE Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 18 minutes ago, southside said: Gloucester Cup at ours in 74 was their best pop at us, not done a lot since, though plenty of excuses Flag pole torn down and thrown around the open end?.Well we looked at them doing that and said to one another,that’s the first and last time they ever take the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, myol'man said: Here it is * unverified image! That looks terrifying to be stood in. I would be pooping myslef, hoping for my team not to score just so i dont get crushed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, myol'man said: Here it is * unverified image! Imagine the over-powering smell of dried piss that would be generated if 20,000 Fewers even existed? Edited February 23, 2023 by Bazooka Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bazooka Joe said: Imagine the over-powering smell of dried piss that would be generated if 20,000 Fewers even existed? Not to imagine the earthy aroma of their anal scent glands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 hours ago, TomF said: You just know they've done that with the Ashton Gate 8 in the background so they can go on about 1982 1982? That's probably the combined age of those ancient Steptoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOTBLUE Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 16 hours ago, Super said: To be fair,for something written in crayon it’s not too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said: To be fair,for something written in crayon it’s not too bad. And hanging it in the away end deminishes the attempt at trying to be a bit edgy. Effecitvely, what we have here is a Fewer too poor to buy a proper seat in a developed part of the stadium, licking the plastic seat* a Cardiff fan has used and putting up a flag that was probably last in the stadium 20-odd years ago. *Not sure they have access to windows in the away end. Still, thanks for the money, I'm sure that your tenner ticket, bar spend and food intake made it worthwhile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 hours ago, slartibartfast said: Sorry.....AGAIN , er when was the first time ? Didn't they claim a 'result' when they slapped a 14 year old and his dad at KFC? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: And hanging it in the away end deminishes the attempt at trying to be a bit edgy. Effecitvely, what we have here is a Fewer too poor to buy a proper seat in a developed part of the stadium, licking the plastic seat* a Cardiff fan has used and putting up a flag that was probably last in the stadium 20-odd years ago. *Not sure they have access to windows in the away end. Still, thanks for the money, I'm sure that your tenner ticket, bar spend and food intake made it worthwhile! A lot of people are too poor to buy the more expensive seats but they were there. Fair play to them. I hope they enjoyed their experience. At least their attempts to be edgy can be laughed at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 27 minutes ago, NOTBLUE said: To be fair,for something written in crayon it’s not too bad. I like the way, despite a total sell-out, nobody wanted to sit anywhere near that abortion ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: And hanging it in the away end deminishes the attempt at trying to be a bit edgy. Effecitvely, what we have here is a Fewer too poor to buy a proper seat in a developed part of the stadium, licking the plastic seat* a Cardiff fan has used and putting up a flag that was probably last in the stadium 20-odd years ago. *Not sure they have access to windows in the away end. Still, thanks for the money, I'm sure that your tenner ticket, bar spend and food intake made it worthwhile! They can drink better quality toilet water at AG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, David Brent said: A lot of people are too poor to buy the more expensive seats but they were there. Fair play to them. I hope they enjoyed their experience. At least their attempts to be edgy can be laughed at. Oh, please don't get me wrong - I'm only accusing the fewer of being poor because they're a fewer. Not because I don't have sympathy with people who are struggling. Reading it back, it wasn't the wisest comment to make. Please allow me to review my comment and note that the large space around the flag was probably because it smells badly of wee. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: Oh, please don't get me wrong - I'm only accusing the fewer of being poor because they're a fewer. Not because I don't have sympathy with people who are struggling. Reading it back, it wasn't the wisest comment to make. Please allow me to review my comment and note that the large space around the flag was probably because it smells badly of wee. Thanks for putting me off my lunch Rob! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 I have worked it out I think, they were probably the retired trades that will keep their hands in building the new roof at the Mem and wanted to see how a permanent structure is made. Perhaps they made some notes:- 1. Going to need a bigger step ladder. 2. Can't see where the ropes go. 3. What are the hexagonal ends on those spiral thingys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 57 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Not to imagine the earthy aroma of their anal scent glands. They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, myol'man said: They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch Joey Barton. Close the thread. I claim £5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 12 minutes ago, myol'man said: They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch Well the team has stank the place out on many occasions with performances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Stripe Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 17 minutes ago, myol'man said: They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch Whenever we visited them at Eastville, every game was a 'worst smell'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted February 23, 2023 Admin Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, myol'man said: They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch We had a similar thread on OTIB many years ago when someone kept dropping their guts in the East End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 11 minutes ago, phantom said: We had a similar thread on OTIB many years ago when someone kept dropping their guts in the East End Years ago, my mate let fly a ripper in the pub and cleared the place. Edited February 23, 2023 by Mike Hunt-Hertz 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 “Hopefully the area where the big screen is will get some attention, it's a dump.” That’s Horfield mate 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 Meanwhile the saggies on Gaschat are flying with a thread on the talk of a new ‘temporary’ stand. In a trend reflective of their attendance bullshit, I’d give it a day or so and it’ll be a triple tiered horseshoe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Years ago, my mate let fly a ripper in the pub and cleared the place. I know someone who's famous for that. I once had the misfortune to be stood near him when his flatulence caused the enormous bear-like pub dog at The Golden Fleece in Bath to run away whimpering with fear. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, GreedyHarry said: Meanwhile the saggies on Gaschat are flying with a thread on the talk of a new ‘temporary’ stand. In a trend reflective of their attendance bullshit, I’d give it a day or so and it’ll be a triple tiered horseshoe. It's because they're doing badly on the pitch at the moment that the club/Wally need to drip feed them a bit of a reason to have some optimism, everyone knows their plans for a new stadium are nonsense, and Wally has probably thought.... 'We'll need to start selling season tickets again soon, so we'd best give them something to hold on to' And with their supporters being of a mindset that they'll take anything offered to them at face value despite never getting anything promised or suggested, that'll keep them quiet for a few more years. Meanwhile, they'll decide that Wally is a leg-end, and that if it doesn't happen, they'll boycott Sainsbury's again and that'll show everyone that they mean business. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Silvio Dante Posted February 23, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 In the latest issue of “local man is liar”, Sam Frost has travelled deep into Joeys rectum to reflect on two years of Barton at the gas. It’s quite the read. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-joey-barton-two-8177027 ”With 10,000 gasheads in full voice, nothing seems impossible at the Mem” ”Attendances at the mem often break through the 9,000 barrier” Lets just check how often nothing seems impossible by seeing when 10k rovers attend, and also how “often” (dictionary definition: Frequently) that 9k barrier is breached: Oh. 18 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: In the latest issue of “local man is liar”, Sam Frost has travelled deep into Joeys rectum to reflect on two years of Barton at the gas. It’s quite the read. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-joey-barton-two-8177027 ”With 10,000 gasheads in full voice, nothing seems impossible at the Mem” ”Attendances at the mem often break through the 9,000 barrier” Lets just check how often nothing seems impossible by seeing when 10k rovers attend, and also how “often” (dictionary definition: Frequently) that 9k barrier is breached: Oh. It's so obvious that Frost is shit scared of upsetting Barton, so far up his ass it's unreal. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, myol'man said: They have actually got a thread going on AssChat entitled "Worst Smell at a Rovers Game" Strange bunch The worst smell I'd imagine for them is.......Bullshit....and there's absolutely tonnes of it at the Slumorial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: In the latest issue of “local man is liar”, Sam Frost has travelled deep into Joeys rectum to reflect on two years of Barton at the gas. It’s quite the read. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-joey-barton-two-8177027 ”With 10,000 gasheads in full voice, nothing seems impossible at the Mem” ”Attendances at the mem often break through the 9,000 barrier” Lets just check how often nothing seems impossible by seeing when 10k rovers attend, and also how “often” (dictionary definition: Frequently) that 9k barrier is breached: Oh. So ignore the facts (as they do), what you're saying is, that despite all the hot-air that gets blown up their asses (from themselves, the club, and Mr Frost), their biggest crowds are between 9-9800 (let's round up and add a few on to make it look better), and then those are the local teams that are quite likely to bring a few thousand themselves because it's a local "derby". 10,000 gasheads. Where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: In the latest issue of “local man is liar”, Sam Frost has travelled deep into Joeys rectum to reflect on two years of Barton at the gas. It’s quite the read. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-rovers-joey-barton-two-8177027 ”With 10,000 gasheads in full voice, nothing seems impossible at the Mem” ”Attendances at the mem often break through the 9,000 barrier” Lets just check how often nothing seems impossible by seeing when 10k rovers attend, and also how “often” (dictionary definition: Frequently) that 9k barrier is breached: Oh. So, other than when playing West Country rivals who brought loads of away supporters with them, the only time the Mem has broken that 9,000 barrier is 8th October against Cambridge when it broke it by, er, 7. We have more people queueing for a half-time piss than they get in their stadium! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted February 23, 2023 Report Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Taz said: So ignore the facts (as they do), what you're saying is, that despite all the hot-air that gets blown up their asses (from themselves, the club, and Mr Frost), their biggest crowds are between 9-9800 (let's round up and add a few on to make it look better), and then those are the local teams that are quite likely to bring a few thousand themselves because it's a local "derby". 10,000 gasheads. Where? Back in 1976 for the last time they averaged 10k (just), they may have hit 10k for the odd game since then (mostly against us I suspect). 47 years ago. That bloke who "reports" on them in the Post needs educating. http://european-football-statistics.co.uk/attnclub/league/brir.htm Edited February 23, 2023 by bcfc01 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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