Jim Davey Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 5 hours ago, In the Net said: Too right - long may it continue, EFL have ruined what used to be a decent sideshow competition. Don't think its just the mickey mouse games though is it . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Silvio Dante Posted March 5, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience. This once in a lifetime experience includes: - Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in - Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access - Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons - Unlimited fake fanta - Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card - Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours - An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities Best Renew NOW! 18 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 5 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience. This once in a lifetime experience includes: - Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in - Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access - Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons - Unlimited fake fanta - Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card - Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours - An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities Best Renew NOW! A prize that doesn’t cost them a penny. Typical #tinpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 20 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said: Rovers have nearly gone through the magic “1000” figure for season tickets. The first 1000 renewals win “be a director for a day” experience. This once in a lifetime experience includes: - Pretending to be wealthy but not putting any money in - Exclusive use of the directors lounge, with babestation access - Coming up with a semi plausible reason for not building a new ground and relaying it to a fanbase of morons - Unlimited fake fanta - Usage of the club “Go Outdoors” discount card - Free removal of nose from Joey Barton’s rectum, and subsequent removal of Keith Brookmans nose from yours - An exclusive 90 minutes of ridicule from visiting directors at the state of your hospitality facilities Best Renew NOW! Hahaha free fake Swiss watches all round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 3 hours ago, Taz said: Looks like something the dog dropped off earlier. Just what I thought, looks like something you pick up off the pavement with a plastic bag when your dog has a stomach bug. Dietary wise, probably best served with a free insulin injection and a defib nearby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 26 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said: Just what I thought, looks like something you pick up off the pavement with a plastic bag when your dog has a stomach bug. Dietary wise, probably best served with a free insulin injection and a defib nearby. new job for turnstile dave, bit of discomfort with a tin piping nozzle stuffed up his arse tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Just look at the mess of a ‘stadium’… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 22 minutes ago, RedLionLad said: Just look at the mess of a ‘stadium’… I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it. Well, it IS getting older all the time ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 23 hours ago, RedLionLad said: A Barnsley fan on Facebook… ****** 'teds ! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CodeRed Posted March 5, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Taken from the Away fans review section of the Football Ground Guide website What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the stadium? I have to say that Bristol Rovers have some cheek charging £25 to be under canvas and with portaloos as toilets. Disgraceful really. Horrible little ground made up of tents and a cricket pavillion with a small seated stand on one side. What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the stadium? How has this place passed health and safety, honestly, its just a clutter of dangerous looking "stands" and tents, proper rusty and I imagine full of asbestos as well, and they have like 11 stands, what's up with that, I get character and all that but honestly what an absolute dump this place is, I have been before but about 4 years prior and I thought the away end was one of the worst in the country can't lie but now I see home fans have it just as bad. What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the Memorial Stadium? I have to be honest and say the ground is barely Football League standard and light years away from Ashton Gate. The away facilities are terrible. What's with all the tents? 22 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: ****** 'teds ! Not true, I'm sure Barnsley fans voted Bristol Rovers their second favourite team of all time, just pipping England 1966 and Brazil 1970. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 20 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it. It's not even that it looks considerably poorer than Wells City's ground. Everything about the Mem seems to be crumbling or falling apart. Rusty, flaky, loose, dirty. And that's just the playing staff! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 24 minutes ago, Port Said Red said: I swear it gets worse every tie I see pictures of it. Not a very nice place to take your kids, that’s for sure. Certainly wouldn’t want to buy them anything to eat there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kodjias Wrist Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 Its amazing they remain a league 1 outfit in all honesty their stadium and facilities are so out of date its scary. Even if they got a new stadium confirmed tomorrow it would take 2 seasons to be ready. Its funny when we last played them they were chanting how they got their new stadium...nearly 10 years ago now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 1 hour ago, RedLionLad said: Just look at the mess of a ‘stadium’… In that last picture the keeper seems to be shrugging his shoulders as if to say 'what the heck is this place?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 34 minutes ago, Red-Robbo said: Rusty, flaky, loose, dirty. And that's just Irene! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swede Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 17 hours ago, CiderJar said: Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta... That looks absolutely disgusting. What parent would buy their child that chemical mess full of "E's". Mind you, the same parent makes them go to that dump in the first place. As they try to copy everything we do where is the free fruit for children to help promote a healthier lifestyle and diet? Tinpot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 What makes it worse is when you zoom in you see they have added sugar on the top! I suppose the nausea after eating it would take your mind off the football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 29 minutes ago, Swede said: As they try to copy everything we do where is the free fruit for children to help promote a healthier lifestyle and diet? Duh, in the Fruit Market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 On 04/03/2023 at 07:01, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: Plenty of daytrippers ready to fill it” One way ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 18 hours ago, CiderJar said: Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta... Presented in a sweaty Gas jockstrap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 18 hours ago, CiderJar said: Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta... Jesus. My spaniel crimped off something similar this morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 19 hours ago, CiderJar said: Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta... I'd put a few quid on it being this rather than Nutella 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
22A Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 16 hours ago, Red-Robbo said: It's not even that it looks considerably poorer than Wells City's ground. Everything about the Mem seems to be crumbling or falling apart. For comparrison; http://footygrounds.blogspot.com/2016/10/wells-city-athletic-ground.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, 22A said: For comparrison; http://footygrounds.blogspot.com/2016/10/wells-city-athletic-ground.html Enjoyed a pint there on more than one occasion. And I didn't check, but I'd imagine the crisps weren't out of date either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazooka Joe Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 23 hours ago, CiderJar said: Must be lovely washed down with a watery Fanta... Looks like Irene forgot to pull the flush again. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 19 hours ago, CodeRed said: Taken from the Away fans review section of the Football Ground Guide website What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the stadium? I have to say that Bristol Rovers have some cheek charging £25 to be under canvas and with portaloos as toilets. Disgraceful really. Horrible little ground made up of tents and a cricket pavillion with a small seated stand on one side. What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the stadium? How has this place passed health and safety, honestly, its just a clutter of dangerous looking "stands" and tents, proper rusty and I imagine full of asbestos as well, and they have like 11 stands, what's up with that, I get character and all that but honestly what an absolute dump this place is, I have been before but about 4 years prior and I thought the away end was one of the worst in the country can't lie but now I see home fans have it just as bad. What you thought on seeing the ground, first impressions of away end then other sides of the Memorial Stadium? I have to be honest and say the ground is barely Football League standard and light years away from Ashton Gate. The away facilities are terrible. What's with all the tents? I may have mentioned this before but I know an Argyle season ticket holder and every season half a dozen of them have a weekend away based around away game. When one or other of them or Rovers were promoted or relegated so that they were in the same league a few years back, I said there's your weekend away sorted: just up the M5 and a good place for a night out. He said that actually it was permanently off the list because they had been there a few years ago and the facilities for away fans were so terrible that they collectively agreed to never go there again. I think they went to Charlton that season. When away football fans refuse to attend because of the state of the ground then you realise quite what an appalling state it's in. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Eddie Hitler said: I may have mentioned this before but I know an Argyle season ticket holder and every season half a dozen of them have a weekend away based around away game. When one or other of them or Rovers were promoted or relegated so that they were in the same league a few years back, I said there's your weekend away sorted: just up the M5 and a good place for a night out. He said that actually it was permanently off the list because they had been there a few years ago and the facilities for away fans were so terrible that they collectively agreed to never go there again. I think they went to Charlton that season. When away football fans refuse to attend because of the state of the ground then you realise quite what an appalling state it's in. For their sake let's hope Plymouth get promoted and then your mate can pop up the M5 and do their away day at a proper stadium in Bristol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robintherobin Posted March 6, 2023 Report Share Posted March 6, 2023 So we're at the business end of the season, and surely the gas must be in the top six? Well, they are at something: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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