Ronnie Sinclair Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Silvio Dante said: To save you sullying yourselves, here it is: ”Championship Ready” "Conference South Ready" - wtf in the name of God is this, I've seen better bus shelters 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myol'man Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 Covered urinals? Massive improvement to the matchday experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 They are lapping it up over there... We are pissing ourselves laughing over here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 Just needs a Nando’s in the front. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 The Weal of Misfortune said, "The new stand allows us to add more seating to the current stadium plan and increase the capacity which, following the success of the past two seasons, is something that will enable us to welcome more supporters to attend games." Two years in which they've never sold out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 "Think it’s the least we could do for away fans , so long as we can quickly dismantle it if we ever play the sh1te again " We could do that ourselves and take it back to IKEA and get a refund 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Barrs Court Red said: It looks like one of the 3d printed stands you can get for subboteo That’s because it is… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 When their 'new' stands are worse than the ones we demolished........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, luke_bristol said: Did we sell them the East End? Pillars in 2023 There can be only one explanation - gravity is much stronger in north Bristol and cantilever designs won't work there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said: There can be only one explanation - gravity is much stronger in north Bristol and cantilever designs won't work there. That must be it. It`s closer to the North Pole than AG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) This is a much smaller version of the temporary stand at Bloomfield road isn't it? Won't take long to bolt that together. Still needs PP though I would assume. Now, I've got a massive shed (guy we bought the house from stored his racing rowing boat in there), can I sing 'my garden shed is bigger than that' then? Edited April 28, 2023 by Ska Junkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 hour ago, RedLionLad said: "Think it’s the least we could do for away fans , so long as we can quickly dismantle it if we ever play the sh1te again " We could do that ourselves and take it back to IKEA and get a refund Has anyone got an Allen key? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazred Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said: Still needs PP though I would assume. As it can be quickly dismantled, it probably qualifies as a temporary structure. If so, it's basically still a marquee, just with a tinpot roof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 hours ago, luke_bristol said: Did we sell them the East End? Pillars in 2023 No, they nicked them. It’s what they do. 2 hours ago, miser said: Concourse, you gotta be kidding. Alleyway is the correct term. You mean back passage ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 3 hours ago, CiderJar said: That is gorgeous. Does it come in any colours other than grey? It’s six of their disabled “enclosures” “bolted” together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, Gazred said: Has anyone got an Allen key? That would make a good crowd announcement:- 'Will all away fans please stop dismantling the stadium'. I hope they didn't buy it from IKEA.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 14 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said: That would make a good crowd announcement:- 'Will all away fans please stop dismantling the stadium'. I hope they didn't buy it from IKEA.... That might explain their low attendances.They went to IKEA to buy a new stand and couldn't find their way out. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFC11 Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: To save you sullying yourselves, here it is: ”Championship Ready” PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexukhc Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 Said it before but why get a new stand when they’re getting a new ground? Why do they keep falling for this bullshitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodeRed Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 It's a bus shelter...or rather 4 bus shelters bolted together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreedyHarry Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) I’m no legal expert on planning but my spidey senses are telling me that, “a planning application has been submitted” is different to “planning permission has been obtained.” Still I’m sure nothing will go wrong Edited April 28, 2023 by GreedyHarry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, CiderJar said: That is gorgeous. Does it come in any colours other than grey? Yes…..’Envy Green’ as they seethe with it. Edited April 28, 2023 by Gert Mare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRock Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 Erm…. anyone else thinking they haven’t a cat in hells chance of sorting out all the necessary consents by the start of next season, let alone build the thing. Also seems bizarre that Wael is spending money improving The Swamp when his new stadium deal is so close to being clinched. They just lap it up, don’t they. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 33 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said: I’m no legal expert on planning but my spidey senses are telling me that, “a planning application has been submitted” is different to “planning permission has been obtained.” Still I’m sure nothing will go wrong Well there’s certainly no planning application on the council planning portal. They may have submitted plans but over the past couple of years the council have been very slow loading up onto the portal and then they have a huge backlog reviewing applications. No chance of getting planning reviewed, approved, construction started and completed by August……unless of course brown envelopes are floating across the council chambers 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malago Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 It’s the floodlights that get me. Looks like something the Highways Agency uses for overnight emergency repairs on the M4/M5. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beaverface Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 5 hours ago, pongo88 said: It’s not much better than the old “cow shed” stand at Ashton Gate (the one demolished to make way for the Dolman Stand) It's difficult to tell, but is that terracing in the upper back part of the cowshed, or was it seating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freezer Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 I've had a peek on Sagchat. They really are lapping it up. Got to say, they just love being hoodwinked time and time again. Thick or what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirColinOfMansfield Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 (edited) The Bristol Post have managed to capture the thought processes of a multi-billionaire owner of a football club dreaming up his vision of a no expense spared new stand ... Bristol Rovers president Wael Al-Qadi and the proposed new South Stand (Pictures: JMP/Bristol Rovers) https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/bristol-rovers-new-south-stand-8398066 Edited April 28, 2023 by SirColinOfMansfield 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcfc01 Posted April 28, 2023 Report Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, SirColinOfMansfield said: The Bristol Post have managed to capture the thought processes of a multi-billionaire owner of a football dreaming up his vision of a no expense spared new stand ... Bristol Rovers president Wael Al-Qadi and the proposed new South Stand (Pictures: JMP/Bristol Rovers) https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/bristol-rovers-new-south-stand-8398066 I have to say, that just made me laugh out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chowie Posted April 29, 2023 Report Share Posted April 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Silvio Dante said: To save you sullying yourselves, here it is: ”Championship Ready” Holy Crap, did they design build that in Minecraft? Shocking, I do feel embarrassed for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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