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9 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

They are at it again....

 

Bristol Rovers is looking to employ a general maintenance person to help with work around the Stadium and Training Ground facilities.
We are looking for someone who can use pre-existing skills and experience to help with ground improvements, including painting and decorating, carpentry, and general maintenance. You must be able to drive and be available for work during the week.
This is a paid position with full or part-time hours on offer.
Contact louisesmith@bristolrovers.co.uk to discuss hours and pay if this sounds like something you’re interested in. Please do not apply if you are a contractor.

I might apply, I’m quite a handy person.

On a totally unrelated note, can anyone lend me some red gloss paint? Enough to paint a whole stadium.

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2 minutes ago, Wanderingred said:

I might apply, I’m quite a handy person.

On a totally unrelated note, can anyone lend me some red gloss paint? Enough to paint a whole stadium.

Sorry no red.Got some purple and lime if that is any use?

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15 minutes ago, Wanderingred said:

I might apply, I’m quite a handy person.

On a totally unrelated note, can anyone lend me some red gloss paint? Enough to paint a whole stadium.

 

You will be better off with a fabric dye ... perfect for any tent!

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DYLON Fabric Dyes are the easy way to add colour to your home, wardrobe & dilapidated football stadium. From all colours bright and beautiful to rich and intense shades

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21 minutes ago, Wanderingred said:

I might apply, I’m quite a handy person.

On a totally unrelated note, can anyone lend me some red gloss paint? Enough to paint a whole stadium.

No need for paint,I believe that they are supplying a set  of crayons.

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59 minutes ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

 

You will be better off with a fabric dye ... perfect for any tent!

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DYLON Fabric Dyes are the easy way to add colour to your home, wardrobe & dilapidated football stadium. From all colours bright and beautiful to rich and intense shades

Now that would be handy if you can find where their home kit storage tent is!

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14 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Yeah but we’ve got Maya Jama claimed the gasheads.
 

What’s that you say Maya? It’s your family team but you want nothing to do with them?

 

 

Another one too embarrassed to be labelled a gashead.

FTG

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3 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

I might apply, I’m quite a handy person.

On a totally unrelated note, can anyone lend me some red gloss paint? Enough to paint a whole stadium.

Adopting the Sag ethos there eh Wandering? Don't wanna buy any paint, you just want it for nothing...?

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1 hour ago, BetterRedthanBlue said:

If they didn't get promoted in that first season I genuinely think they would still be there.

Had their keeper been rightly sent off in the play off final after 10 minutes, then you could be right !

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10 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

They are saying they want an employee rather than to contract the work out. I mean, of all the thigs you could easily take the piss out of us for, that we want to employ a general maintenance man is an odd thing to go for :)

To be fair with the pieces of crap they've got up there, a general maintenance man would have a field day there. Never be out of work up there!

When are they going to realise that they don't have a pot to piss in?

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6 hours ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

I am sure they realise it, and have done so for some years - they just don’t want (can’t) admit it publicly.

On the contrary Phil, they wear it like a badge of honour….”tinpot and proud” they write on Social Media, “we know our place unlike you deluded shitheads” they say.

That is until we or anyone else points out how shit and skint they are when all of a sudden the rage kicks in and they start spouting that they’ve got ‘huge’ support, admired all over the World and a mega rich owner who is committed 100% to the Gas unlike SL who, apparently, wants out.

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24 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Sorry who t f is this Doris anyhow ?

I had no idea until now, but it would appear she was a presenter of Love Island and is the woman in black in the clip.

She presumably gave permission to City to use it, despite the fewers claiming her as a gashead for years, turns out she is a West Ham fan

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6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

On the contrary Phil, they wear it like a badge of honour….”tinpot and proud” they write on Social Media, “we know our place unlike you deluded shitheads” they say.

That is until we or anyone else points out how shit and skint they are when all of a sudden the rage kicks in and they start spouting that they’ve got ‘huge’ support, admired all over the World and a mega rich owner who is committed 100% to the Gas unlike SL who, apparently, wants out.

I'd rather have an owner who wants out and then leaves us with Ashton Gate, the infrastructure, the training ground, 20k+ crowds at home week in week out, and if built by the time he leaves the new Arena, new hotel, new flats etc etc etc.

Rather that than an owner who obviously wants in, a true gashead, and have the Mem with it's tinpotness and an effort of a training ground, and a terrible following that won't be going up anytime soon.

Tough choice...

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11 minutes ago, bert tann said:

Herbert Gillam has been on the line with bad news for Rovers fans.

It appears Bristol City Council will not entertain the requested capacity increase at the Memorial Stadium.

 

Too many of those white garden chairs they are fond of  ?

Who's Herbert Gillam ?

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13 minutes ago, bcfc01 said:

Too many of those white garden chairs they are fond of  ?

Who's Herbert Gillam ?

Herbert (Herbie) Gillam was a local reporter, specialising on Rovers from way back in the day.

Gillam would have regularly interviewed Rovers manager Bert Tann, who is referencing him here.

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