Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 (edited) What absolutely amazes me is that there are still Gasheads who refuse to believe it could the fault of anyone to do with the club. Agents EFL Conspiracy ‘Shitheads’ high up in the club McAnthony ’Big’ JCB I mean FFS, have they been living in a cave for the last 10 years? Rovers are exactly known for being professional are they? **** up followed by **** up followed by **** up. The gift. Edited September 3, 2023 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo1111 Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: What absolutely amazes me is that there are still Gasheads who refuse to believe it could the fault of anyone to do with the club. Agents EFL Conspiracy ‘Shitheads’ high up in the club McAnthony ’Big’ JCB I mean FFS, have they been living in a cave for the last 10 years? Rovers are exactly known for being professional are they? **** up followed by **** up followed by **** up. The gift. But that’s why things like this keep happening to them. Unless you start fronting up to your failings, learn from them and try to improve you’ll keep going around in circles. Not all, but too many gas heads think their club is perfect (swallowing all the tripe they are fed) and that things like this happen because everyone is out to get them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 minute ago, milo1111 said: But that’s why things like this keep happening to them. Unless you start fronting up to your failings, learn from them and try to improve you’ll keep going around in circles. Not all, but too many gas heads think their club is perfect (swallowing all the tripe they are fed) and that things like this happen because everyone is out to get them. You’re spot on. They should be furious with the club for continuing to make them a laughing stock, not just to us but other clubs in the area and their division. Its like some weird cult where anyone who dares to say “this isn’t good enough” is told to go to trashton. They’ve got the Circus they deserve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fpcity Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Loosey Boy said: Judging by that interview with Darren Ferguson, they had more than enough time to sort the deal - sounds like a bit of a game has been played by Wally! Making it look to the Gas ‘Eds that they were prepared to invest nigh on a million quid (and a big, three year contract for JCB), only for it to not then happen. What an unprofessional outfit they’ve proven to be yet again And too look like that new middle eastern invester actually is investing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Gert Mare said: THE GIFT Is it a condition of Slagchat that every poster has to have ‘gas’ somewhere in their username? It smacks of North Korea. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeh Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 11 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: Darren Ferguson's comments for those who haven't or can't be arsed to, listen to the interview: “It was a very hectic last day but up until 10 to 11, it was quite smooth. Jonno travelled with the team in the morning, we had the team meeting about Portsmouth and he would have been in the team, he played very well last week. “At about five o’clock the chairman told me there might be a chance that he’ll get permission to talk to Bristol and at quarter to six, I went down to see him and we agreed it was the right time for him to move on. He was getting a three-year deal at 29, which is very good, and a large part of his family is down there. “He got in the car, Liz (Elsom, Head of Football Operations) sent over the agreement at 8:30, which they agreed with and told us so at nine o’clock. At ten to 11, we were told he was still not registered. You can put a request in to get another 15 minutes and they didn’t do that until 20 past 11. Unbelievable, we were just like ‘what?’ “They just failed to get him registerd, nothing else can be done. That’s the danger if you leave it until the last minute to try and sign someone rather than doing it three or four days previous. That’s the risk they run and they’ve made a mistake. We did everything we could.” Smells of trying to raise funds but weren't able too, or trying to make space on the wage bill 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Judah_Eskendar_Tafar Posted September 3, 2023 Popular Post Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sh’ead - John le Carre-less ’Cheers drive.’ Having effortlessly adopted the vernacular George Smiley stepped off the bus onto the Gloucester Road. He blinked and looked about him. Having crossed the great divide earlier that day, he took in the depressing sights and detritus of a failed system that now surrounded him Carefully crossing what looked like an abandoned, flooded, building site with an odd looking tented structure placed haphazardly on it, he made his way to the ‘clubhouse’. A mole had been detected at the top of the Circus and he needed to give fair warning that the agent’s cover could be blown at any moment. When he arrived he found them already waiting for him. His shoes stuck to the carpet as he crossed the room to join them. Babestation played quietly in the background as he settled into his plastic patio chair. ‘Jack, James, I have to tell you one of our six-fingered brethren suspects that a mole in their camp scuppered the JC-H transfer, you are both now only one poor performance away from being blamed for all their ills. Adjusting the club clock forward by four seconds was pure genius by the way.’ ’That’s alright George, once a red and all that. We didn’t need to adjust the clock in the end, as they had some bungling tech support from Henbury helping them, and he couldn’t figure out how to operate the fax machine. Although, truth be told, he was a better story-teller than even your creator Mr. Smiley.’ 4 36 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petehinton Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 They’re going mental over the price of tickets and food and drink too. Not one of them has put 2+2 together that they don’t have much money, ridiculously demolishing the old stand and reducing the capacity by a decent % means that they have to try and get their revenue back somehow. That’s by increasing the costs of everything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 13 hours ago, Numero Uno said: 4) Why did nobody notice the Ted putting the clock forward by 4 seconds? 5) Did nobody notice the secretary gagged and bound in her office chair ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: 5) Did nobody notice the secretary gagged and bound in her office chair ? This is going to run and run….unlike the employee who ambled to the fax machine and wasted four valuable seconds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 22 minutes ago, slartibartfast said: 5) Did nobody notice the secretary gagged and bound in her office chair ? Bit extreme even for Scumbag Barton isn't it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paignton red Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 53 mins ago. Wait a minute, what about international (or regional) time zones? The clock on the church on Corn Street with the steeplejacks has an extra hand as Bristol is 3 or 4 minutes behind GMT. Therefore, we were actually within time! I'm sure that is a scientific fact, so unless the FA rules stipulated GMT, we have them over a barrel. Everyone knows deals in Bristol have to be done on the Corn St nails so it should use the time at that location! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 22 minutes ago, paignton red said: 53 mins ago. Wait a minute, what about international (or regional) time zones? The clock on the church on Corn Street with the steeplejacks has an extra hand as Bristol is 3 or 4 minutes behind GMT. Therefore, we were actually within time! I'm sure that is a scientific fact, so unless the FA rules stipulated GMT, we have them over a barrel. Everyone knows deals in Bristol have to be done on the Corn St nails so it should use the time at that location! I think you’ll find that it was actually 57 minutes ago … in Corn Street, obviously. Everyone knows that ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paignton red Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: I think you’ll find that it was actually 57 minutes ago … in Corn Street, obviously. Everyone knows that ffs. Shit, easy mistake rudolph, for some reason yesterday i couldn't get the match on robins t.v. so i had to go to Belgium and forgot to come back, so that's where i got confused. :laugh:. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert tann Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 2 hours ago, slartibartfast said: 5) Did nobody notice the secretary gagged and bound in her office chair ? We kept all that behind closed doors in my day. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamC Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Is it a condition of Slagchat that every poster has to have ‘gas’ somewhere in their username? It smacks of North Korea. Yes. As an aside you also see a few (& how appropriate) car registrations around with yew tee gee (for some reason this keeps defaulting to FTG) all a bit pathetic, isn’t it? Edited September 3, 2023 by GrahamC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weepywall Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 This JCH fiasco is either a massive f... up on the administration side or it was never going to happen...not sure on which senario but one thing I am sure about is thank god my dad took me to AG Instead of Eastville 50 odd years back 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gert Mare Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 47 minutes ago, GrahamC said: Yes. As an aside you also see a few (& how appropriate) car registrations around with yew tee gee (for some reason this keeps defaulting to FTG) all a bit pathetic, isn’t it? At least you can spot the Tinpot supporter, point and laugh your bollocks off as they drive past on their drive of shame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Open End Numb Legs Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, weepywall said: This JCH fiasco is either a massive f... up on the administration side or it was never going to happen...not sure on which senario but one thing I am sure about is thank god my dad took me to AG Instead of Eastville 50 odd years back I think the key point was they lost Loft the same night. If it was all smoke and mirrors they would have kept Loft? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero Uno Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 9 minutes ago, weepywall said: This JCH fiasco is either a massive f... up on the administration side or it was never going to happen...not sure on which senario but one thing I am sure about is thank god my dad took me to AG Instead of Eastville 50 odd years back They have a history of being cheap and shady. It's in their DNA. Esmond Millions Bung (what happened to that poster?), dodgy deals to steal the Mem, trying to steal The Gate, Woman Beaters R Us, only Bristol club to be named on Crimewatch, Trumpton, Tents dotted around the ground, plastic chairs all over the gaff (no bollox, TWO of their subs had to brought out chairs to sit on yesterday), wanting people to do DIY for nothing, expecting developers to build them stadiums for nothing, still failing to lay out more than a Tilson - fill in the many tens of examples I've missed yourselves......... Then you have the bullshit factor, #Gaslogic, Gas Mathematics etc. etc. - I kid you not one of the mutants wrote on Twitter "the whole of the EFL will be talking about the Gas now we've landed THE BEST STRIKER OUTSIDE THE PREM" - that is a 100% genuine comment about a 29 year old lower league striker (a good one, granted) who has never cut the mustard enough for anyone to splash cash on him at Championship level. Imagine if your old man had seen the above as being a badge of honour................. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said: I think the key point was they lost Loft the same night. If it was all smoke and mirrors they would have kept Loft? TBF they pulled down the old "stand" without having everything in place for the new one, so it's not without precedent . But yeah, probably just totally incompetent . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 3 hours ago, paignton red said: 53 mins ago. Wait a minute, what about international (or regional) time zones? The clock on the church on Corn Street with the steeplejacks has an extra hand as Bristol is 3 or 4 minutes behind GMT. Therefore, we were actually within time! I'm sure that is a scientific fact, so unless the FA rules stipulated GMT, we have them over a barrel. Everyone knows deals in Bristol have to be done on the Corn St nails so it should use the time at that location! You’ve got something there. Did anyone tell the new Rovers owner that we’re on Summer Time in the UK? It’s probably one of those gert Teds who confused him or, possibly, Wael’s cheap imitation Rolex watch was showing the wrong time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Open End Numb Legs said: I think the key point was they lost Loft the same night. If it was all smoke and mirrors they would have kept Loft? IT'S SMITH! And the roof has just come off here at Ashton Gate. Meanwhile.... And the Loft has just been palmed off (with a degree of regret) over at the Mem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highburnred Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66656875 They’re aiming for premier league media output now on all accounts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 Has the veil lifted from some eyes as they realise the truth behind their Emperor's clothes? https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/21422/8-10-more-games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 44 minutes ago, Highburnred said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66656875 They’re aiming for premier league media output now on all accounts We were doing this sort of thing years ago............don't think it's very funny, anyway . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sglosbcfc Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 9 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Is it a condition of Slagchat that every poster has to have ‘gas’ somewhere in their username? It smacks of North Korea. North Korea is where they are shopping for a new striker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 the dopey twots assumed the agreed fee was his wages for 3 years. the same as they assumed the new stand would be ok without planning. the first person they needed to sign should have been someone that can read more than peter and jane books, pat the dog was more clued up than anyone over there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 12 hours ago, WarksRobin said: The only person who knew how to operate a fax machine was unreachable Maybe like Neo in The Matrix......................they swallowed the Red Pill rather than the Blue One? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted September 3, 2023 Report Share Posted September 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Highburnred said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-66656875 They’re aiming for premier league media output now on all accounts So a twenty year old kid used his extensive knowledge of Film to link Woods to TOY Story's Woody during a car journey? Stunning insight ?.............Maybe he should check out Marty Mcfly in "Back to the Future" to get back and find the lost 30 seconds it took to screw up the JCH transfer? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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