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On 02/02/2024 at 00:07, Boring Sag said:

5 limit in match day squad. We have 6 loans. Max you can have is 8, 4 from one club. We had 5 earlier in the season but the two midfielders went back to respective clubs, one of which has now gone to Exeter on loan. We now have a goalkeeper, two CBs, two midfielders and a LB/LW on loan. Main difference is we now have an extra CB on loan 

Sure it wasn't Costa Coffee?

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4 hours ago, Silvio Dante said:

They’ve finally formally announced Jamie Mac, giving details of both his playing and coaching career in full:

 

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The sheer unprofessionalism of not mentioning that he played for City is ridiculous, but just look at that first line for more amateur hour idiocy.

"Bristol Rovers F.C is delighted to confirm the full compliment....

 

It's either "FC" or "F.C.". It isn't "F.C"

A "compliment" is saying something nice about someone, what they mean is "complement".

If you're going to use a long word then use the right one.

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53 minutes ago, Gert Mare said:

They missed the paragraph…..

”Jamie McAllister also played for Bristol City under Gary Johnson and was part of the 2008 Championship Play-Off Final team that came within 90 minutes of reaching the Premier League. Jamie is the latest addition in what is becoming a long line of ex 1982 ******* Ted ***** to join our faithful and prowed famous quarters”

I don't think it it fair to our ex players/failed coaches to call the Sags such names as "the city dustbin", "City reject central", "City Bide-a-Wee Rest Home" etc... Perhaps a better title would be "Bristol Rovers, The Bristol City FC Former employees pension top-up programme Association Football Club" - a long title for those long in the tooth(or denture)!

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I see the “something is happening” club are yet again so full to the brim of players that aren’t their own, they’ve had to leave the (previously) best keeper in the league out of the squad completely because they have too many loanees. Some club

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1 hour ago, adamski said:

From Sag Chat:

"I'll be 50 in a couple of months. First game v's Southend in 1966, won 3-1, hooked ever since!"

As we know, maths is not a strong point

Not sure what is the most unbelievable there...is it the fact that he watched Rovers 8 years before he was born or the fact that they beat Southend 3-1 🤷

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11 hours ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

About McAllister, if they can't stand the thought of even mentioning Bristol City, they must be fuming at having it on the match day shirt sleeves.

I doubt Jamie is too impressed at having 6 seasons of his career air brushed out of a press release.

6? Try 10, four years as a coach

Almost a quarter of the blokes life he has been employed by us 🤣

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19 minutes ago, alexukhc said:

Exeter mate just rang me said some gashead was celebrating their goal in the Exeter end, then started a fight with 2 men, then marched out, weird breed

Saw this earlier, did chuckle.

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They sold out the away end, 1200 tickets apparently. That means 63 saw sense and didn't bother 🤣

That's why "at least" 3 went in the home end  🔔 🔚s

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9 hours ago, petehinton said:

I see the “something is happening” club are yet again so full to the brim of players that aren’t their own, they’ve had to leave the (previously) best keeper in the league out of the squad completely because they have too many loanees. Some club

It does seem bizarre to go into the rest of the season with more loan players than you can actually use.

Still apparently their fans were celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player.

Weird lot.

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2 hours ago, GrahamC said:

It does seem bizarre to go into the rest of the season with more loan players than you can actually use.

Still apparently their fans were celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player.

Weird lot.

20 year old homegrown lad from Bristol drops two great performances in goal, is that really “celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player”?

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8 hours ago, GrahamC said:

It does seem bizarre to go into the rest of the season with more loan players than you can actually use.

Still apparently their fans were celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player.

Weird lot.

Were they singing “he’s one of our own (6 webbed fingers on each hand always an advantage between the sticks)” or “he’s one that we own”?

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8 hours ago, Boring Sag said:

20 year old homegrown lad from Bristol drops two great performances in goal, is that really “celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player”?

Fair play, you crack one off about finally playing a player you produced twice & him then keeping a clean sheet against the mighty Exeter.

Definitely “coming for us”.

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On 03/02/2024 at 08:39, GrahamC said:

What a petty, tinpot outfit they are.

It’s like describing the late Bobby Charlton as the former Preston manager.

Its so petty. Its this type of small minded airbrushing of history which holds them back big time. Why not acknowledge that whilst at Bristol City he was an experienced player and coach at Championship level to show his experience and credibility. Not like them to make things up or fabricate the truth is it.

As you say tinpot.

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16 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

Saw this earlier, did chuckle.

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They sold out the away end, 1200 tickets apparently. That means 63 saw sense and didn't bother 🤣

That's why "at least" 3 went in the home end  🔔 🔚s

Ha ha reptiles

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12 hours ago, Boring Sag said:

20 year old homegrown lad from Bristol drops two great performances in goal, is that really “celebrating having a goalkeeper today who is their own player”?

It is when he’s been constantly replaced by another player who isn’t yours, when he’s clearly (hopefully) been good enough the whole time 

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The latest example of ‘gas logic’ and obscure stats. A dangerous mix.

Apparently according to this ‘club legend’ you can measure good, better best by the biggest lowest attendance. Yes that’s correct. The biggest lowest attendance!
So, whilst referencing a nickname that in their heads means we are a 44 year old club, then goes on to show they are much better than us on ‘biggest lowest attendance’ for large swathes of a time that we apparently didn’t exist. However when we did exist then it would seem that we even beat them on this remarkable stat. I think the last straw may have been clutched.

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Just for reference. 
Bcfc1982ltd sports dept. Have only had 1 season that bettered our 1954 best lowest gate.
Our 8078 lowest gate season was also better than 22 of 'their' seasons since 1961.
To be fair i have to admit their lowest gate figures since 2016 have been pretty good.

 

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24 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said:

The latest example of ‘gas logic’ and obscure stats. A dangerous mix.

Apparently according to this ‘club legend’ you can measure good, better best by the biggest lowest attendance. Yes that’s correct. The biggest lowest attendance!
So, whilst referencing a nickname that in their heads means we are a 44 year old club, then goes on to show they are much better than us on ‘biggest lowest attendance’ for large swathes of a time that we apparently didn’t exist. However when we did exist then it would seem that we even beat them on this remarkable stat. I think the last straw may have been clutched.

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Just for reference. 
Bcfc1982ltd sports dept. Have only had 1 season that bettered our 1954 best lowest gate.
Our 8078 lowest gate season was also better than 22 of 'their' seasons since 1961.
To be fair i have to admit their lowest gate figures since 2016 have been pretty good.

 

bobs burgers grasping at straws GIF

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Try and gloss it anyway they like, but boasting that a crowd they had 70 years ago is better than some of our seasons' averages since is total ****. English football attendances everywhere peaked in the 15 years after WW2 then mainly declined for the next 30 years, before mounting a comeback in the 90s onwards. 

The sad fact for the Blue Few is our average attendance is now two-and-a-half time theirs - and we aren't even enjoying a particularly exciting season. 

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