Bristol R*vers dustbin thread

[TV Tom]

1 hour ago, The Gasbuster said:

Agree on all of them, although not sure about Blackburn (?).

Obviously Rangers is wrong as well

[ExiledAjax]

2 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

 

The choice of "areas" is wild.

[Open End Numb Legs]

Right, important point here, what would the chart look like if it was the top 2 in an area?

Bristol Manor Farm, step forward....

(Source: Monopoly Inc)

[Scrumpty]

1 hour ago, WessexPest said:

I seldom see it mentioned but I feel a fair bit of rivalry with the Greens; they dislike both Bristol clubs a fair bit and it could be quite an Away day on Easter Monday.

Agree with @The Gasbuster re Blackburn. I’d say Preston are arguably a bigger club with a more prestigious history. Where would another BRFC be if it wasn’t for Jack Walker’s money 30 years ago? Their crowds are absolutely abysmal.

Disagree with you both re Blackburn, who have both more titles and FA Cups than PNE. PNE have never played in the Prem, let alone won it. I know they’re most recent title was money assisted, but you could argue that case for the majority of Prem titles tbf.

[LilRascal]

Biggest club in Lancashire is really tricky - if you look at titles then it's  Blackburn (3 top tier titles, 6 fa cups), followed by Preston (2 top tier titles, 5 fa cups), Burnley (2 top tier titles, 1 fa cup), Bolton (4 fa cups) and Blackpool (1 fa cup). But as Burnley are currently in the top flight, and had highest attendances last season when 4 of them were in the same division, you could argue biggest club (at the moment) is Burnley. Think all 5 have the potential to be the most successful in any given era, but all can and have gone through phases of very low attendances. (Blackburn averaging just 15,250 this season, for example!)

[The Gasbuster]

23 minutes ago, LilRascal said:

Biggest club in Lancashire is really tricky - if you look at titles then it's  Blackburn (3 top tier titles, 6 fa cups), followed by Preston (2 top tier titles, 5 fa cups), Burnley (2 top tier titles, 1 fa cup), Bolton (4 fa cups) and Blackpool (1 fa cup). But as Burnley are currently in the top flight, and had highest attendances last season when 4 of them were in the same division, you could argue biggest club (at the moment) is Burnley. Think all 5 have the potential to be the most successful in any given era, but all can and have gone through phases of very low attendances. (Blackburn averaging just 15,250 this season, for example!)

The people of Bolton will tell you they are in Lancashire. In fact; they are in the metropolitan area of Greater Manchester.

I do agree that Lancashire’s biggest club currently is Burnley

[Dolman Block B]

3500 pages 

Almost the same as their home gates

Edited February 12 by Dolman Block B

[LilRascal]

15 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

The people of Bolton will tell you they are in Lancashire. In fact; they are in the metropolitan area of Greater Manchester.

I do agree that Lancashire’s biggest club currently is Burnley

I still reckon Manchester is in Lancashire!  

[Flamin Groovy]

Don’t know how to post a link but an open letter from Alf has just dropped on sag chat. Well worth a read.

[mattjb]

3 minutes ago, Flamin Groovy said:

Don’t know how to post a link but an open letter from Alf has just dropped on sag chat. Well worth a read.

Just had a quick butchers, telling em what they want to hear springs to mind 

[GreedyHarry]

9 minutes ago, Flamin Groovy said:

Don’t know how to post a link but an open letter from Alf has just dropped on sag chat. Well worth a read.

Here you go:

"Dear Gasheads,

It is with great enthusiasm that I address you today, six months after taking control of our beloved club. During this past period, the board has been dedicated to laying the foundation for an ambitious journey. I am excited to share our vision for the next three years, focusing on three pivotal areas: the first team, the Memorial Stadium, and our training ground, The Quarters.



Building a Competitive First Team:

This past December, we appointed Matt Taylor as our manager, fully confident in his abilities to transform our squad into a formidable force within the league. His vision and leadership perfectly align with our ambitious goal: promotion to the Championship within the next three years.



We are committed to providing Matt with full backing and the resources needed to make this vision a reality. This summer, during the transfer window, we will work closely with him to acquire talented players who share his ambition and are eager to contribute to the success of Bristol Rovers. We have already made strategic additions like Kamil Conteh, and further reinforcements are planned that will bolster the squad in key areas. While Aaron Collins' departure was mutually agreed upon – both he and the club felt it was the right time to move on – we extend our sincere gratitude for his contributions and wish him all the best. We’ve also bolstered the management team with experienced figures like Jamie McAllister, Kevin Bond, and Wayne Carlisle, further propelling our aspirations. Additionally, we are deeply invested in nurturing home grown talent, as evidenced by Jed Ward's remarkable rise.



Transforming the Memorial Stadium:

Upon taking the helm, we quickly discovered that the developer involved in the previous stadium development plans at the fruit market site chose not to proceed further with the project. While acknowledging this initial setback, we swiftly shifted our focus towards revitalising the heart and soul of our club: the Memorial Stadium. The opening of the South Stand has demonstrably enhanced the match day atmosphere, serving as a mere glimpse of what is to come. Our ambitious vision is to expand the stadium's capacity to 16,000, creating a vibrant and intimidating fortress that will resonate with your unwavering support for our first team. We will keep you informed of our progress as we navigate the planning and approval process with the city council. We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.



Investing in The Quarters:

Our vision for The Quarters extends far beyond its function as a training ground. We envision it as a state-of-the-art facility that will serve as a home for both our first-team and academy. This development embodies our culture of excellence and ambition, providing a clear pathway for academy players to transition to the first team. The Quarters will boast additional top quality pitches and an indoor pitch, specifically designed to optimise training for both the first team and academy. Additionally, the fully-equipped building will house all the resources necessary for player development. This will include gym facilities, nutrition and rehabilitation to ensure holistic support for all of our teams. Furthermore, we have also included a residential element to ensure the site is commercial viable for the club. As we obtain approvals from the City Council and local residents we will also share our plans and designs for the Quarters.



Together, We Rise:

The future holds immense promise, and we are not embarking on this journey alone. Your unwavering support, passion, and loyalty fuel our collective aspirations. We will soon be in a position to announce the release of season tickets. We understand the economic challenges everyone faces, and despite inflationary pressures, we have ensured minimal price increases.



We still have a number of important fixtures this season, Wael and I looking forward to joining you all at The Mem and on the road to get behind the team.

Thank you for all of your support.

FTG!

Sincerely,

Hussain Alsaeed, Chairman"

Two take outs from me. They need to be promoted in May 2026 to be promoted to the Championship within 3 years, and they might get a bit of a shock if getting permission from Bristol City Council to build on the quarters.

Edited February 12 by GreedyHarry

[Red Army 75]

Ye usual bollocks they will lap up, whilst putting in their about a minimal rise in season ticket prices. 

[Barrs Court Red]

“ We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.”

Thats not how it works mate. 

[bert tann]

Club News

An Open Letter | Hussain Alsaeed

 

Club Chairman Hussain Alsaeed has written an open letter to the Gasheads.

Dear Gasheads,

It is with great enthusiasm that I address you today, six months after taking control of our beloved club. During this past period, the board has been dedicated to laying the foundation for an ambitious journey. I am excited to share our vision for the next three years, focusing on three pivotal areas: the first team, the Memorial Stadium, and our training ground, The Quarters.

Building a Competitive First Team:

This past December, we appointed Matt Taylor as our manager, fully confident in his abilities to transform our squad into a formidable farce within the league. His vision and leadership perfectly align with our ambitious goal: promotion to the Championship within the next three decades.

We are committed to providing Matt with adhesive backing and the resources needed to make our vision  stick. This summer, during the transfer window, we will work closely with him to acquire a talented player who shares his ambition and is eager to contribute to the success of Bristol Rovers. We have already made strategic additions like John Conteh, and further reinforcements are planned that will bolster the squad in key areas. While Aaron Collins' departure was mutually agreed upon – both he and the club felt it was the right time to move on – we and Eddy Jennings  extend our sincere gratitude for his financial contribution and wish him all the best. We’ve also bolstered the management team with experienced figures like Jamie McAllister, Kevin Bond, and Wayne Carlisle working a three day a week on six month contracts, further propelling our aspirations. Additionally, we are deeply invested in nurturing home grown hairstyles, as evidenced by Jed Ward's remarkable rinse.

Transforming the Memorial Stadium:

Upon taking the helm, we quickly discovered that the developer involved in the previous stadium development plans at the fruit market site had regained his senses and decided not to proceed further with the project. While acknowledging this initial setback, we swiftly shifted our focus towards revitalising the heart and soul of our club: the Memorial Stadium. The opening of the South Stand has demonstrably enhanced the match day atmosphere, serving as a mere glimpse of what is to come due to pillars blocking the line of sight. Our ambitious vision is to expand the stadium's capacity to 16,000, creating a vibrant and intimidating fortress that will resonate with your unwavering support for our first team. We will keep you informed of our progress as we navigate the planning and approval process with the city council and you will be able to use their planning portal to check we are telling the truth [edit, is this right Alf ?] . We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.

Investing in The Quarters:

Our vision for The Quarters extends far beyond its function as a training ground. We envision it as a state-of-the-art facility that will serve as a home for both our first-team and academy. This development embodies our culture, as already seen in the hospitality area toilets, providing a care pathway for academy players to transition to the first team. The Quarters will boast additional top quality pitches and an indoor pitch, specifically designed to optimise training for both the first team and academy. Additionally, the fully-equipped building will house all the resources necessary for player development. This will include gym facilities, nutrition and rehabilitation to ensure holistic support for all of our teams. Furthermore, we have also included a residential element to ensure the site is commercially viable for the club. As we obtain approvals from the City Council and local residents we will be forced to tell you that the residential element got the green light but unfortunately the training ground didn’t.

Together, Prices Rise:

The future holds immense promise, and we are not embarking on this journey alone. Your unwavering support, passion, and money fuel our collective aspirations. We will soon be in a position to announce the release of season tickets. We understand the economic challenges everyone faces, and despite inflationary pressures we have ensured there will be price increases at the minimal.

We still have a number of important fixtures this season so Wael and I are looking forward to joining you all at the Mem, on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields, in the streets, and we shall never surrender the charges we have over the Memorial Stadium.

Thank you for all of your support.

FTG!

Sincerely,

Hussain Alsaeed, Chairman

[Bonkey Dollocks]

26 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said:

Additionally, we are deeply invested in nurturing home grown talent, as evidenced by Jed Ward's remarkable rise

Jed Ward? Jedward? Hahaha, that has to be a joke

[Southport Red]

28 minutes ago, GreedyHarry said:

Here you go:

"Dear Gasheads,

It is with great enthusiasm that I address you today, six months after taking control of our beloved club. During this past period, the board has been dedicated to laying the foundation for an ambitious journey. I am excited to share our vision for the next three years, focusing on three pivotal areas: the first team, the Memorial Stadium, and our training ground, The Quarters.



Building a Competitive First Team:

This past December, we appointed Matt Taylor as our manager, fully confident in his abilities to transform our squad into a formidable force within the league. His vision and leadership perfectly align with our ambitious goal: promotion to the Championship within the next three years.



We are committed to providing Matt with full backing and the resources needed to make this vision a reality. This summer, during the transfer window, we will work closely with him to acquire talented players who share his ambition and are eager to contribute to the success of Bristol Rovers. We have already made strategic additions like Kamil Conteh, and further reinforcements are planned that will bolster the squad in key areas. While Aaron Collins' departure was mutually agreed upon – both he and the club felt it was the right time to move on – we extend our sincere gratitude for his contributions and wish him all the best. We’ve also bolstered the management team with experienced figures like Jamie McAllister, Kevin Bond, and Wayne Carlisle, further propelling our aspirations. Additionally, we are deeply invested in nurturing home grown talent, as evidenced by Jed Ward's remarkable rise.



Transforming the Memorial Stadium:

Upon taking the helm, we quickly discovered that the developer involved in the previous stadium development plans at the fruit market site chose not to proceed further with the project. While acknowledging this initial setback, we swiftly shifted our focus towards revitalising the heart and soul of our club: the Memorial Stadium. The opening of the South Stand has demonstrably enhanced the match day atmosphere, serving as a mere glimpse of what is to come. Our ambitious vision is to expand the stadium's capacity to 16,000, creating a vibrant and intimidating fortress that will resonate with your unwavering support for our first team. We will keep you informed of our progress as we navigate the planning and approval process with the city council. We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.



Investing in The Quarters:

Our vision for The Quarters extends far beyond its function as a training ground. We envision it as a state-of-the-art facility that will serve as a home for both our first-team and academy. This development embodies our culture of excellence and ambition, providing a clear pathway for academy players to transition to the first team. The Quarters will boast additional top quality pitches and an indoor pitch, specifically designed to optimise training for both the first team and academy. Additionally, the fully-equipped building will house all the resources necessary for player development. This will include gym facilities, nutrition and rehabilitation to ensure holistic support for all of our teams. Furthermore, we have also included a residential element to ensure the site is commercial viable for the club. As we obtain approvals from the City Council and local residents we will also share our plans and designs for the Quarters.



Together, We Rise:

The future holds immense promise, and we are not embarking on this journey alone. Your unwavering support, passion, and loyalty fuel our collective aspirations. We will soon be in a position to announce the release of season tickets. We understand the economic challenges everyone faces, and despite inflationary pressures, we have ensured minimal price increases.



We still have a number of important fixtures this season, Wael and I looking forward to joining you all at The Mem and on the road to get behind the team.

Thank you for all of your support.

FTG!

Sincerely,

Hussain Alsaeed, Chairman"

Two take outs from me. They need to be promoted in May 2026 to be promoted to the Championship within 3 years, and they might get a bit of a shock if getting permission from Bristol City Council to build on the quarters.

They are crying out for that 16,000 seater stadium

[steviestevieneville]

38 minutes ago, LilRascal said:

I still reckon Manchester is in Lancashire!  

So is Liverpool isn’t it ? 

[ExiledAjax]

2 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said:

So is Liverpool isn’t it ? 

Pretty sure Liverpool is a city/region in its own right. Same as Bristol and most other large cities. Bristol isn't technically "in" any county.

[adamski]

7 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

Transforming the Memorial Stadium:

Upon taking the helm, we quickly discovered that the developer involved in the previous stadium development plans at the fruit market site had regained his senses and decided not to proceed further with the project. While acknowledging this initial setback, we swiftly shifted our focus towards revitalising the heart and soul of our club: the Memorial Stadium. The opening of the South Stand has demonstrably enhanced the match day atmosphere, serving as a mere glimpse of what is to come due to pillars blocking the line of sight. Our ambitious vision is to expand the stadium's capacity to 16,000, creating a vibrant and intimidating fortress that will resonate with your unwavering support for our first team. We will keep you informed of our progress as we navigate the planning and approval process with the city council and you will be able to use their planning portal to check we are telling the truth [edit, is this right Alf ?] . We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.

 

Oh dear,  how can such a massive club not plan to build a stadium that houses at least 25% of their "potential support"....he had better put his tin hemet on I sense the thousands locked out every game will not be pleased 

[pride of the west]

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/how-rich-the-bristol-rovers-owners-compared-to-league-ones-wealthiest-clubs/

I see the football league World still believe that they are minted. Although they do concede they have no idea what the new guy is worth 

[Banjo Island]

18 minutes ago, Southport Red said:

They are crying out for that 16,000 seater stadium

They need a minimum of 25k according to a kiddie down the pub

[steviestevieneville]

26 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Pretty sure Liverpool is a city/region in its own right. Same as Bristol and most other large cities. Bristol isn't technically "in" any county.

Ah ok . I just always thought it was & I think  Lancashire play some out cricket in Liverpool if I remember correctly . 

[Scrumpty]

33 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Pretty sure Liverpool is a city/region in its own right. Same as Bristol and most other large cities. Bristol isn't technically "in" any county.

Bristol has technically been in a county for a mere 650 years!

[1960maaan]

42 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Pretty sure Liverpool is a city/region in its own right. Same as Bristol and most other large cities. Bristol isn't technically "in" any county.

City and County;

Bristol received county status from King Edward III in 1373.

[RedRaw]

51 minutes ago, Bonkey Dollocks said:

Jed Ward? Jedward? Hahaha, that has to be a joke

Well, that is a ‘remarkable rise’

 

[INCRED]

58 minutes ago, bert tann said:

Club News

An Open Letter | Hussain Alsaeed

 

Club Chairman Hussain Alsaeed has written an open letter to the Gasheads.

Dear Gasheads,

It is with great enthusiasm that I address you today, six months after taking control of our beloved club. During this past period, the board has been dedicated to laying the foundation for an ambitious journey. I am excited to share our vision for the next three years, focusing on three pivotal areas: the first team, the Memorial Stadium, and our training ground, The Quarters.

Building a Competitive First Team:

This past December, we appointed Matt Taylor as our manager, fully confident in his abilities to transform our squad into a formidable farce within the league. His vision and leadership perfectly align with our ambitious goal: promotion to the Championship within the next three decades.

We are committed to providing Matt with adhesive backing and the resources needed to make our vision  stick. This summer, during the transfer window, we will work closely with him to acquire a talented player who shares his ambition and is eager to contribute to the success of Bristol Rovers. We have already made strategic additions like John Conteh, and further reinforcements are planned that will bolster the squad in key areas. While Aaron Collins' departure was mutually agreed upon – both he and the club felt it was the right time to move on – we and Eddy Jennings  extend our sincere gratitude for his financial contribution and wish him all the best. We’ve also bolstered the management team with experienced figures like Jamie McAllister, Kevin Bond, and Wayne Carlisle working a three day a week on six month contracts, further propelling our aspirations. Additionally, we are deeply invested in nurturing home grown hairstyles, as evidenced by Jed Ward's remarkable rinse.

Transforming the Memorial Stadium:

Upon taking the helm, we quickly discovered that the developer involved in the previous stadium development plans at the fruit market site had regained his senses and decided not to proceed further with the project. While acknowledging this initial setback, we swiftly shifted our focus towards revitalising the heart and soul of our club: the Memorial Stadium. The opening of the South Stand has demonstrably enhanced the match day atmosphere, serving as a mere glimpse of what is to come due to pillars blocking the line of sight. Our ambitious vision is to expand the stadium's capacity to 16,000, creating a vibrant and intimidating fortress that will resonate with your unwavering support for our first team. We will keep you informed of our progress as we navigate the planning and approval process with the city council and you will be able to use their planning portal to check we are telling the truth [edit, is this right Alf ?] . We will share our designs and plans once we have obtained all the necessary approvals.

Investing in The Quarters:

Our vision for The Quarters extends far beyond its function as a training ground. We envision it as a state-of-the-art facility that will serve as a home for both our first-team and academy. This development embodies our culture, as already seen in the hospitality area toilets, providing a care pathway for academy players to transition to the first team. The Quarters will boast additional top quality pitches and an indoor pitch, specifically designed to optimise training for both the first team and academy. Additionally, the fully-equipped building will house all the resources necessary for player development. This will include gym facilities, nutrition and rehabilitation to ensure holistic support for all of our teams. Furthermore, we have also included a residential element to ensure the site is commercially viable for the club. As we obtain approvals from the City Council and local residents we will be forced to tell you that the residential element got the green light but unfortunately the training ground didn’t.

Together, Prices Rise:

The future holds immense promise, and we are not embarking on this journey alone. Your unwavering support, passion, and money fuel our collective aspirations. We will soon be in a position to announce the release of season tickets. We understand the economic challenges everyone faces, and despite inflationary pressures we have ensured there will be price increases at the minimal.

We still have a number of important fixtures this season so Wael and I are looking forward to joining you all at the Mem, on the beaches, on the landing grounds, in the fields, in the streets, and we shall never surrender the charges we have over the Memorial Stadium.

Thank you for all of your support.

FTG!

Sincerely,

Hussain Alsaeed, Chairman

That was an entertaining read

You could probably sign that letter with each of the last 4 owners over the last 20 years

They are still rag bag Rovers and always will be because it’s in their DNA 

[The Gasbuster]

7 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

Well, that is a ‘remarkable rise’

 

I suppose having two ***** in goal gives them more chance, than having the usual one.

[Scrumpty]

To paraphrase Alf’s note…

Hey guys, we’re building houses on our training ground and, the best bit, we’re raising season ticket prices so you’ll be paying for them.
 

Gert lush innit.
 

Cheers me babbies, Alf 

[Port Said Red]

12 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

City and County;

Bristol received county status from King Edward III in 1373.

As a thank you for being the only City outside London to supply ships for the Hundred Years War. (This was before the crown created their own navy.)

[Midred]

Didn't Liverpool and Manchester just used to be part of Lancashire before they became too big? Like Warwickshire, Lancashire now have their cricket ground in a different  "county" (or local government area?)