Popular Post Chicken George Posted December 30, 2021 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Would the person(s) who decided to empty a food waste bin onto my car, leaving half-eaten chicken bones across my windscreen like to man the **** up and admit to it. Drake Road, just near the junction with Smythe Road. I know it was the person from the car parked directly behind me. I’d guess it’s because you were annoyed that it was a tightly packed space and would’ve been a difficult manoeuvre out of your space. But it was do-able - if you actually had any capability to drive!! Would you care to explain yourself. And perhaps you’d like to meet me at the next home game, apologise directly to me, and wipe my window clean. Show yourself …………. 21 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie BCFC Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 I promise you no one on here cares at this moment of time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchay Red Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Stop making poultry complaints! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmersonsKev Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 I saw this guy walking down Duckmoor Road, may just be a coincidence. 2 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aipearcey Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Chicken George..... surely this is a wind up 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoons Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Sounds like you admitted you parked like a idiot! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Sinclair Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 It was probably Charlie Austin...... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Charlie BCFC said: I promise you no one on here cares at this moment of time I care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big dosser Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 HIS NAME IS KEN TUCKY 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 49 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Would the person(s) who decided to empty a food waste bin onto my car, leaving half-eaten chicken bones across my windscreen like to man the **** up and admit to it. Drake Road, just near the junction with Smythe Road. I know it was the person from the car parked directly behind me. I’d guess it’s because you were annoyed that it was a tightly packed space and would’ve been a difficult manoeuvre out of your space. But it was do-able - if you actually had any capability to drive!! Would you care to explain yourself. And perhaps you’d like to meet me at the next home game, apologise directly to me, and wipe my window clean. Show yourself …………. Sorry, with a name like Chicken George…. This is banter surely… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 Boo! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 There’s a lot to unpack here: - Can you get half eaten chicken bones? You surely eat the meat and leave the bones. Are we looking for some kind of freak who munches on bones and foregoes the flesh? - If it was the car behind Chicken George, then he must have got out before CG returned, making the mocking of his driving skills a disgrace (otherwise CG would just have waited) - Most importantly, it seems like CG is intending not to clean his windscreen before the next home game. That feels a touch extreme, and can only lead to more damage. I think we can all agree though, that whoever did it is a clucking disgrace.. 4 7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted December 30, 2021 Report Share Posted December 30, 2021 (edited) I want to know what came first. The crime or the username? The chicken or the egg? Edited December 30, 2021 by Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 20 minutes ago, Charlie BCFC said: I promise you no one on here cares at this moment of time I care 17 minutes ago, Spoons said: Sounds like you admitted you parked like a idiot! No. I parked close to the car behind, but had to make sure I wasn’t covering the driveway of the house with my front. So it was tight, but perfectly doable for a competent driver. No need to empty a food bin onto my car, was there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hankey Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Feathery *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 They were probably just eggstatic with how you parked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hankey Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Chicken fondler Crispy skin spaz’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ackbird Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Where's kunta Kinte? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hankey Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Suck my beak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthStand Sandwich Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Dun dun duh... The plot chickens... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Hankey Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Spaztucky fried balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Something about a drumstick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Surely screenwash will clean the windscreen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, Super said: Surely screenwash will clean the windscreen? No it didn’t. Washer was going for ages and there’s still chicken stains on the window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlastonburyRed Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Clear fowl! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 We haven’t seen a whodunnit of this quality since the Eastend drummer had his sticks stolen. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) you weren't parked behind the Hen and Chicken by any chance. Edited December 31, 2021 by pillred Punctuation 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendip City Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 I blame Mark Ashton. He’s a Kentucky Fried Cock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natchlander Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 54 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said: We haven’t seen a whodunnit of this quality since the Eastend drummer had his sticks stolen. I remember someone grabbing the sticks and lobbing them when we were relocated in the williams? . My cloudy cider head just cleared on that memory. Wasn't there 2 brothers that tried to get atmosphere going albeit at 100 miles an hour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 @bengalcub This wasn't you, was it? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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