Sturny Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Even with constant rain, there are still some smidgeons of chicken smear visible today. Are you gonna finish that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 If you informed the police would they send the flying squad. Asking for a friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilC Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 What a cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 19 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Even with constant rain, there are still some smidgeons of chicken smear visible today. All I can see is a funny looking golf club… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 hours ago, Agard Days Night said: Wow , just wow how sad some really are …. It might help if you joined in with the humour running through this thread instead of being the odd one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelksRed Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 12 hours ago, Lrrr said: They were probably just eggstatic with how you parked That was 'eggs'crutiaing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly The Kid Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) Tell 'em to get stuffed. No good trying to curry favour, just keep a breast of everything. I'm off to listen to some WISHBONE ash.... Edited December 31, 2021 by Philly The Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 hours ago, bengalcub said: and their we have it the second keyboard belter on here u and spoons related by any chance ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 14 hours ago, Chicken George said: Would the person(s) who decided to empty a food waste bin onto my car, leaving half-eaten chicken bones across my windscreen like to man the **** up and admit to it. Drake Road, just near the junction with Smythe Road. I know it was the person from the car parked directly behind me. I’d guess it’s because you were annoyed that it was a tightly packed space and would’ve been a difficult manoeuvre out of your space. But it was do-able - if you actually had any capability to drive!! Would you care to explain yourself. And perhaps you’d like to meet me at the next home game, apologise directly to me, and wipe my window clean. Show yourself …………. I say, I say, I say 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 13 hours ago, Lew-T said: Sorry, with a name like Chicken George…. This is banter surely… Bantam. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! 2 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1t_ref_again Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 4 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? Thought it was a wind up new poster until seen has 200+ posts So now decided must have a stalker who has tracked him down and cried fowl for talking turkey 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 6 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! Pete's response.... So? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityloyal473 Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Abraham Romanovich said: If you informed the police would they send the flying squad. Asking for a friend Or the frying squad. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedLionLad Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: From another angle I think you can see the culprit in the reflection...... Oh my god, It was Peter Gabriel !!! Your taste in humor is im-peck-able. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 34 minutes ago, AppyDAZE said: A bloke who calls himself Chicken George has the entire contents of a chicken meal lobbed all over his motor. What are the chances? At least he isn't called Cesspit Sam 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 24 minutes ago, Norn Iron said: Pete's response.... So? In your eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRaw Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 I 42 minutes ago, Chicken George said: Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. Disgusting i don’t know what your moaning about mate, I had some belter leave a couple of foot longs on my windscreen…… 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziderarmy Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 It’s been bucketing down in more ways than one. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 7 minutes ago, BigTone said: At least he isn't called Cesspit Sam yeukk, how many geoff capes would it take to empty one of them??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 1 minute ago, redsquirrel said: yeukk, how many geoff capes would it take to empty one of them??? A shit load probably 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just trying to think of other poultry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 minutes ago, BigTone said: A shit load probably what would you use to clean up after Tone, wet wipes,andrex or the screen wash and wipers? with the windows shut obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 16 minutes ago, redsquirrel said: what would you use to clean up after Tone, wet wipes,andrex or the screen wash and wipers? with the windows shut obviously Karcher pressure washer me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Alligator Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 Obviously a QPR fan. From Hendon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevedon Red Posted December 31, 2021 Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 About time we had a new thread added to the classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 At the car wash, yeah The perp is now relieved of a wash, so just an apology and the £6.50 wash & dry cost will suffice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken George Posted December 31, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2021 I can see clearly now, the chickens gone 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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