Robbored Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Just got this one - “what do give a person who has everything?” “Penicillin” Not bad for a Christmas cracker joke……………. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Robbored said: Just got this one - “what do give a person who has everything?” “Penicillin” Not bad for a Christmas cracker joke……………. Robbo I'm allergic to penicillin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Junkie Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Mine was ' what do vampires sing on New year's Eve? Auld fangs ein. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewisdabaron Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I had “why did the baker’s hands smell?” “because he kneeded a poo” 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zippycar Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Lewisdabaron said: I had “why did the baker’s hands smell?” “because he kneeded a poo” What's crackers do you buy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
City Rocker Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey, but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, zippycar said: What's crackers do you buy? Shit ones 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_BCFC Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 49 minutes ago, City Rocker said: I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey, but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about. Crack-ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 I don't get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 1 hour ago, City Rocker said: I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey, but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about. My wife said she was going to leave me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was joking but then I saw her face.......................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pillred Posted December 25, 2022 Report Share Posted December 25, 2022 Why can't Spillers sponsor the gas? because they don't Winalot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 9 hours ago, BigTone said: Robbo I'm allergic to penicillin Same Robbored says they just got it…. But how long ago were they told it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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