Kid Crayola and the Coconuts Feat. Slippery Snake

[RollsRoyce]

A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. 

 

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's went away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery

"So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

After all the talk, then they wired him

And he took a walk with his previous friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did the conditioning

And the man in charge of training

So the BC Board, they rewarded him

'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

He got a spankin' new identity

And a condo' down in Guernsey

He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery

But he couldn't buy any company

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

Edited November 1, 2023 by RollsRoyce

[Glen hump]

Just now, RollsRoyce said:

A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. 

 

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's went away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery

"So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

After all the talk, then they wired him

And he took a walk with his previous friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did the conditioning

And the man in charge of training

So the BC Board, they rewarded him

'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

He got a spankin' new identity

And a condo' down in Guernsey

He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery

But he couldn't buy any company

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

Just say no .

[Superjack]

The post is a bit 'cringe'. 

But the sentiment is right.

[Agard Days Night]

45 minutes ago, RollsRoyce said:

A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. 

 

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's went away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery

"So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

After all the talk, then they wired him

And he took a walk with his previous friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did the conditioning

And the man in charge of training

So the BC Board, they rewarded him

'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

He got a spankin' new identity

And a condo' down in Guernsey

He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery

But he couldn't buy any company

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

Class!

[TonyTonyTony]

[Red-Robbo]

I'm not reading all that, but the title made me laugh. 

[A Horse With No Name]

Could section 82 get it going Saturday?

[Oh Louie louie]

Ive heard somebody suggested to SL to sale rattles in the shop to improve the atmosphere, got a feeling the snake may still be attached though

[Vespa Red]

4 hours ago, A Horse With No Name said:

Could section 82 get it going Saturday?

The game only lasts 90 minutes....

[Tim Monaghan]

[Sir Leigh of Somerset]

18 hours ago, RollsRoyce said:

A bit bored today, but then I heard this on the radio. In between the next manager chat. A great many will never have heard of the song, so sorry. And sorry for the artistic licence that stretches it a bit. But you can get the idea. 

 

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's went away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

And the maximum security

Even after plastic surgery

"So, go on and squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

After all the talk, then they wired him

And he took a walk with his previous friends

And they joked about the good old days

And he recorded it on a reel of tape

He caught the mug who did the conditioning

And the man in charge of training

So the BC Board, they rewarded him

'Cause they like a guy who will stab a friend

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

"If you wanna squeal", said the BC Board

"We can make a deal, make it worth your while"

So he told them all and in return

He got Nige sacked and Dave transferred

He got a spankin' new identity

And a condo' down in Guernsey

He bought a plane, a boat and jewellery

But he couldn't buy any company

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

He's an old ex-pro that's been away

Now he's back, no one's safe, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

There's a slippery snake that's going 'round

Turnin' the joint upside-down, Stool Pigeon, ha tja tja tja

Good song;