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Just now, Silvio Dante said:

Good to see.

 

Now that bastard Rennies stopped injecting him with bacteria, obviously.

Actually Jon invented a miracle cure in his spare time. His next project is to invent a way of ensuring that no player ever gets a contact injury. Crayons may be involved.

There really is no beginning end to his talents.

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2 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

This is great news. Thank you for posting (I don't do ****er).

But what on earth is that machine he's strapped into????

Also - if I've read it right - Proctor used to be at Oxford United!

Looks like a converted jet ski.

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3 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

This is great news. Thank you for posting (I don't do ****er).

But what on earth is that machine he's strapped into????

Also - if I've read it right - Proctor used to be at Oxford United!

Think it is essentially to remove sense of gravity to the lower half of his body? To Limit the stress during activity 

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5 minutes ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

This is great news. Thank you for posting (I don't do ****er).

But what on earth is that machine he's strapped into????

Also - if I've read it right - Proctor used to be at Oxford United!

It's an anti-gravity treadmill. Less impact when running

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9 minutes ago, ollywhyte said:

Think it is essentially to remove sense of gravity to the lower half of his body? To Limit the stress during activity 

 

8 minutes ago, 38MC said:

It's an anti-gravity treadmill. Less impact when running

Thank you.

I'd have thought swimming would have done that, no? And that contraption must have cost a fortune whereas the lido at Clevedon's free!

Bloody Rennie. Useless.  

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27 minutes ago, chinapig said:

Actually Jon invented a miracle cure in his spare time. His next project is to invent a way of ensuring that no player ever gets a contact injury. Crayons may be involved.

There really is no beginning end to his talents.

Now Warnock's your man for having miracle cures for contact injuries! 

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The problem is that we have no idea of what his injury or operation relate to as it is not being disclosed due to the privacy concerns of the player involved, so we must assume it's an embarasing one.  However without knowing this, we have no idea whether he is likely to get back to full fitness or what residual issues there may be.

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5 hours ago, Merrick's Marvels said:

This is great news. Thank you for posting (I don't do ****er).

But what on earth is that machine he's strapped into????

Also - if I've read it right - Proctor used to be at Oxford United!

 

5 hours ago, ollywhyte said:

Think it is essentially to remove sense of gravity to the lower half of his body? To Limit the stress during activity 

 

5 hours ago, 38MC said:

It's an anti-gravity treadmill. Less impact when running

It's the pro version of these https://alterg.com/

Rob Atkinson used one too, he said he has never run so fast in his life when he was only at 20% body weight. :) 

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