Sir Colby-Tit Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 31 minutes ago, cheese said: Who can forget the classic "You're going home in the back of an ambulance"? I thought it was"You're going home in a Bristol ambulance "? Around the same time as such classics as "You're going in the river" "You're gonna get your ####ing 'eads kicked in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stortfordred Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 (edited) Not necessarily my absolute favourite but ‘We all dream of a team of Ivan Sproules’ always made me laugh; so did ‘Let’s pretend we’ve scored a goal’ but that was an always look on the bright side moment as we were usually 4-0 down away from home when that was sung. Edited February 11 by stortfordred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 9 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: I thought it was"You're going home in a Bristol ambulance "? Around the same time as such classics as "You're going in the river" "You're gonna get your ####ing 'eads kicked in" I thought it was "you'll be dead when the reds get hold of you" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Who's your father, who's your father, who's your father referee You ain't got one, you've never had one, your a bastard referee 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 I always remember a song from when I was a kid, against West Brom. I thought it was hilarious at the time and was very disappointed when it wasn’t sung at the following season’s fixture. In fact I haven’t heard it since Oh I do like to be beside the seaside Oh I do like to be beside the sea Oh I do like to stroll along the prom, prom, prom Where the brass band play “**** off West Brom” 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon bristol Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Lots of classics here, my lad stood looking at me shocked when we were in the dolman recently and i joined in a “we all follow the city over land and sea and cardiff” chant,, hed never heard it,, its a cracker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Whistling the Laurel and Hardy theme to the coppers as they were walking around the pitch in front of the EE always used to piss them off 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamski Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Should have been Gary Stanley and his lovely hair cut but has to be: You’re gonna get your ****in’ heads kicked in heard it first in the late 60’s and it always tingled the spine….wrong I know…and glad it’s never heard anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Baby you’re all that I want, when you’re lying here in my arms. I’m finding it hard to believe, it’s Phil Jevons. Little Mark Little, you gave us everything we ever dreamed of. Little Mark Little, the best right back the City’s ever seen. Little Mark Little….. The one about Holloway and his children (whilst it would be severely looked down upon nowadays) was actually very catchy!! Panic on the streets of Bristol, panic on the streets of Bedminster, I wonder to myself. Could life ever be the same again, on the Knowle West street you just slipped down, Odemwingie Odemwingie Odemwingie….ODEMWINGIE, ….. Hello hooray, what a great save - Heaton stifles Heaton stifles. Don’t bury me at Rovers memorial Take me home to Ashton, let me rest And on my gravestone carve a simple message Here lies a soldier of the CSF Here lies a soldier, here lies a soldier Who fought and died for the freedom of The West, The CSF Here lies a soldier, here lies a soldier Here lies a soldier of the CSF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 5 minutes ago, Harry said: Baby you’re all that I want, when you’re lying here in my arms. I’m finding it hard to believe, it’s Phil Jevons. Little Mark Little, you gave us everything we ever dreamed of. Little Mark Little, the best right back the City’s ever seen. Little Mark Little….. The one about Holloway and his children (whilst it would be severely looked down upon nowadays) was actually very catchy!! Panic on the streets of Bristol, panic on the streets of Bedminster, I wonder to myself. Could life ever be the same again, on the Knowle West street you just slipped down, Odemwingie Odemwingie Odemwingie….ODEMWINGIE, ….. Hello hooray, what a great save - Heaton stifles Heaton stifles. Don’t bury me at Rovers memorial Take me home to Ashton, let me rest And on my gravestone carve a simple message Here lies a soldier of the CSF Here lies a soldier, here lies a soldier Who fought and died for the freedom of The West, The CSF Here lies a soldier, here lies a soldier Here lies a soldier of the CSF. Haha, i'm not having any of this, you've sat there for an hour making all this up 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 What’s that coming over the hill? It’s a Showunmi…… 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 29 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Haha, i'm not having any of this, you've sat there for an hour making all this up Ha ha. Nope. All sang at games. Not all necessarily caught on much, but I definitely sang them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Just now, Harry said: Ha ha. Nope. All sang at games. Not all necessarily caught on much, but I definitely sang them Fair enough Harry, were you singing them on your own ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 4 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Fair enough Harry, were you singing them on your own ? Ha ha. Nope. There was a few of us. But as noted, some went better than others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 32 minutes ago, Harry said: Ha ha. Nope. There was a few of us. But as noted, some went better than others. Haha, go top bed Harry, you're cracking me up and i'm meant to be doing some work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 8 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Haha, go top bed Harry, you're cracking me up and i'm meant to be doing some work Nope. Super Bowl is on so I’m up late. We did get this one going fairly well in the East End circa mid 2010’s : Kick it in the goal, kick it in the goal. Come on City, Come on City, kick it in the goal. Or how about : We’ll be running round the rovers with our willies hanging out, we’ll be running round the rovers with our willies hanging out. We’ll be running round the rovers, running round the rovers, running round the rovers with our willies hanging out. Singing I’ve got a bigger one than you. Singing I’ve got a bigger one than you. Singing I’ve got a bigger, I’ve got a bigger, I’ve got a bigger one than you. Ooh aah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 (edited) 21 minutes ago, TV Tom said: Haha, go top bed Harry, you're cracking me up and i'm meant to be doing some work We also got this one going quite well away at Wycombe mid 90’s at their keeper Martin Taylor (after we’d been shouting at him that “Taylor - you’re wife’s got a cock”). Don’t know why - we just decided to pick on him that day. oh Taylor’s wife. She’s got a cock. oh Taylor’s wife has got a cock. She’s got a cock, and some bollocks. Oh Taylor’s wife has got a cock. Fun days You’d probably get a 3 year ban for singing that now!! Edited February 12 by Harry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TV Tom Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 1 hour ago, Harry said: We also got this one going quite well away at Wycombe mid 90’s at their keeper Martin Taylor (after we’d been shouting at him that “Taylor - you’re wife’s got a cock”). Don’t know why - we just decided to pick on him that day. oh Taylor’s wife. She’s got a cock. oh Taylor’s wife has got a cock. She’s got a cock, and some bollocks. Oh Taylor’s wife has got a cock. Fun days You’d probably get a 3 year ban for singing that now!! I'm having none of this nonsense, you need to go to bed mate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BanburyRed Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 From 0.30 in..... Personally, my faves - My old man, said be a rovers fan..... If you're standing on a corner, with a blue scarf round your neck.... Who's your barber boy? (for any player with a ridiculous haircut) A bellowing 'B R I S T O L'........ (remember the 'Garden Shed' song from Wigan away at old Springfield Park back in the day, seemed to fit perfectly!).... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickytimes Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Showing my age here, but it has got to be "I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals, John Galley" 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Billy Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 10 hours ago, OliOTIB said: Forgot about that one, remember singing it a lot away at Chesterfield when we on 2-0, game after being confirmed champions. Ironically the big man scored that day too. Went to that one. Half the game was spent singing “Aden Flint is having a party- Frankie Fieldings in the building “ or similar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS3City Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 I always liked the simple yet effective - "What a w.anchor, what a w.anchor, la la la la la la..." Right in the face of an opposing player! Certainly not used enough these days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 11 hours ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: I thought it was"You're going home in a Bristol ambulance "? Around the same time as such classics as "You're going in the river" "You're gonna get your ####ing 'eads kicked in" I was young. Time dimishes the old memory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 9 hours ago, Harry said: Nope. Super Bowl is on so I’m up late. We did get this one going fairly well in the East End circa mid 2010’s : Kick it in the goal, kick it in the goal. Come on City, Come on City, kick it in the goal. Or how about : We’ll be running round the rovers with our willies hanging out, we’ll be running round the rovers with our willies hanging out. We’ll be running round the rovers, running round the rovers, running round the rovers with our willies hanging out. Singing I’ve got a bigger one than you. Singing I’ve got a bigger one than you. Singing I’ve got a bigger, I’ve got a bigger, I’ve got a bigger one than you. Ooh aah Doesnt ooh aah, sound so much better than you c***s 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Three Lions Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 (edited) 12 hours ago, pride of the west said: Any ideas of the origins of this for us? I started attending late 80s as a wee nipper when it seemed to start but I was too young to know when and how it came about Started in 85 and its from a group from BS4 and the now knocked down Bloomfield and built over pub who used to infamously tour together the Briz CSF. Edited February 12 by Three Lions 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercidered Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Neil Warnock (insert name of choice) is a horses ass, he's the meanest he sucks a horse's penis, Neil Warnock is a horses ass. He looks like a horses ass, he smell like a horse as ass. Neil Warnock is a horses ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 We played Carlisle away mid 90s end of season game and the Brslington lot took two coaches, was a nothing game too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 7 hours ago, BanburyRed said: From 0.30 in..... Personally, my faves - My old man, said be a rovers fan..... If you're standing on a corner, with a blue scarf round your neck.... Who's your barber boy? (for any player with a ridiculous haircut) A bellowing 'B R I S T O L'........ (remember the 'Garden Shed' song from Wigan away at old Springfield Park back in the day, seemed to fit perfectly!).... And you sir certainly know about the BERRRRRRISTOL bellow. You were probably the loudest ever! Ha ha, as for the “who’s your barber boy” I’m pretty sure I introduced this after seeing something similar on the Mary Whitehouse Experience. I used to begin it with a shout that again wouldn’t be allowed nowadays : ”Nice hair ya homo!! Who’s your barber boy”. And I am also pretty certain that it was you and I who introduced the “Garden Shed” song away at Wigan. @TV Tom - Banbury Red will be able to back me up on a number of those chants which you “weren’t having” last night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 You're so hard you ran from Aldershot was a favourite of the east end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowlegchicken Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Your gunna get your:: I’ll let you guess the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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