Dan Of The Dolman Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17 000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least 5 boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitey_03 Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!" The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17 000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least 5 boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!" ← Blonde walks into a sex shop looking to buy a vibrator. When she enters the shop, she asks the man behind the counter " I am looking to buy a vibrator, to keep me occupied on those lonely nights in " The man then replies " Well all the vibrators I have on sale are on that wall over there " The blonde goes over to the wall, and gets very excited and shouts to the man " How much for the big, thick red one " The man, shaking his head replies " Sorry love, thats the fire extinguisher!!! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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