Need A Late Kickoff

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It would still come under them rules I guess as If you went andbought one of the many bargains I sell then it would be classed as advertising.

Not really , people advertise their forums on here . Isnt that taking away traffic from this site?Up to you , i can understand if you don't want to get banned. Just wanted to see the quality of your shop ...............

[Ian M]

Really ought to read on through the rest of a thread before replying to an early post.

Still at least someone managed to turn the thread into one about themselves again :Sleep12:

[Chivs]

Have you considered getting an earlier flight?

No.

Don't I feel stupid now.

[Guest BeNeRz]

It's nothing special really, asic design basic fatures. I let the products do the talking really. Forums are different as there not commercial like mine is.

But you don't do grape flavoured condoms.. i mean its a rip off

What exactly do you sell though?

[Guest BeNeRz]

Aint got an Effin clue but its doin my nut trying to find some!

Ask er, her names dolly

[Chivs]

Easy, pay attention.

Get off the plane as scheduled, wait in the terminal for 20 minutes while the plane refuels, then (this is the important bit)

Get back on the plane.

When you arrive back in The Hague you will have to put your watch back an hour again thus making up the hour you lost.

This "Golden Hour" will mean that you don`t miss kick off

(i think)

potbelly,

It's inspired. However, I think you're missing a trick.

I should get a plane flying West (say US of A) and on arrival pick up the World highlights package (since it will be 5 hours after kickoff in the USA) THEN turn around and fly back to the Hague to get my hours back.

If I miss the start of the game I can watch the World highlights as compensation.

[Boxing Kangaroo]

Tis a bit cold to get me baps out, plus then I am likely to get ejected from the stadium and therefore miss the match so its a no from me I'm afraid.

Sorry!

...I thought you were only doing that if we got promoted ??

Should be a bit warmer by May

[Guest BeNeRz]

Eh if you get some normal flavoured condoms and put a few holes in the top then put a few grapes in the top then you have grape flavoured condoms.

Wow what an IQ you have.. lets get er pregnant at the same time :@

[Guest Mrs Cityboy]

Maybe if you did some work and was not in the forum all day counting up your post, you would earn more and maybe get to a least one match this season.

[mossey]

Are you offering me your coat for before and after?

And to pay the steward to let me back in once fully clothed again?

telling you mum!! you are just one big tease young lady, anyway shouldn't you still be in school!

[Never to the dark side]

Okay this is what you do.

Slip the pilot and mate a few quid,ask them what time you are due over Bristol

the tell him to keep circling around the following flight path

for at least two hours

bristol airport, long ashton, Bedminster Brislington Keynsham Stockwood Dundry

With the speed of the plane I have worked out you will see one minute in evey five

So I think thats a good deal

Make sure you have a window seat right hand side the views are better

and don't get a WING seat cos you won't see anything

If all this fails, take a picture of the City ground under floodlights

and show me something I ain't seen before

Now let me see when is that flight to Hartlepool?

[MarcusX]

No busses in Melksham?

C'mon, No transport is a poor excuse

I know people who have nicked cars to attend away games

i think I'm going now, trying to convince my gashead mate that he should be watching some good football instead of that poop. He came to the donny game so hopefully he will decide hes got nothing better to do tonight

[Dollymarie]

telling you mum!! you are just one big tease young lady, anyway shouldn't you still be in school!

I'm 20 chuffing 5 thankyou. (thats 25!!!!)

[Taz]

[Chivs]

Okay this is what you do.

Slip the pilot and mate a few quid,ask them what time you are due over Bristol

the tell him to keep circling around the following flight path

for at least two hours

bristol airport, long ashton, Bedminster Brislington Keynsham Stockwood Dundry

With the speed of the plane I have worked out you will see one minute in evey five

So I think thats a good deal

Make sure you have a window seat right hand side the views are better

and don't get a WING seat cos you won't see anything

If all this fails, take a picture of the City ground under floodlights

and show me something I ain't seen before

Now let me see when is that flight to Hartlepool?

Sitting in Schipol now and your suggestion sounds good. When you say show you something you ain't seen before you do mean the City ground under floodlights??

[LSN]