basils2005 Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 Well about 3 weeks ago i had skittles! Well anyway one night we played a team called pirates. And There skittle ally built in the blackthorn stand. Well anyway when halfway playing there was this door that lead into the stand, and my mate said to me "go on, you know you want two" so climbed over onto the pitch and had a nice wee wee =D Anyone eles done anything stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man In Black Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Lucky that you didn't do a number two and fertilise the pitch for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex1089 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Legend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Legend!What are you prattling on about? He's a 'legend' because he took a slash on our pitch?There was me thinking King Arthur, Xanadu, The lost city of Atlantis, Malone buying a round etc were the stuff of legend and myth. All along it appears that public urination and other chav behaviour is the criteria to ensure legend status. Thanks for the clarification Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Rich Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Anyone eles done anything stupid?Yes. I read your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 What are you prattling on about? He's a 'legend' because he took a slash on our pitch?There was me thinking King Arthur, Xanadu, The lost city of Atlantis, Malone buying a round etc were the stuff of legend and myth. All along it appears that public urination and other chav behaviour is the criteria to ensure legend status. Thanks for the clarification Alex.you seem ever so slightly (I said a naughty word) off with the situation Dr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 you seem ever so slightly (I said a naughty word) off with the situation Dr.Not the peeing on the pitch, that's been full of a more substantial waste product for some time Gaz. It's the crass stupidity and brazen idiocy of some of the 'yoof' that bothers me. Mr Blair must be regretting his 'education........' line now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g_funk Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Anyone eles done anything stupid?i egged there score board about 5 years ago, the was chased out by some fat steward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Why the hell are you all admitting this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Uncle Roger has a true story involving his dog, a camera and Eastville which has been recounted once or twice.Should you wish to know this-start a new thread or PM uncle Rog who still has the pictures to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Not the peeing on the pitch, that's been full of a more substantial waste product for some time Gaz. It's the crass stupidity and brazen idiocy of some of the 'yoof' that bothers me. Mr Blair must be regretting his 'education........' line now. I wonder if it would be so humourus if you were to go round his house and pee on his raddish's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 I wonder if it would be so humourus if you were to go round his house and pee on his raddish's?Is it raddish's or raddi? Or rabbi? Quick hairspray boy-to the dictionary. Holy mispronounciation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Is it raddish's or raddi? Or rabbi? Quick hairspray boy-to the dictionary. Holy mispronounciation!I know roge, I pondered for a while about that one. Maybe I should have just said ''carrots'' instead.Don't see much of the raddi anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Why not ask the Raddishes what they want to be called. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 2, 2005 Report Share Posted October 2, 2005 Carrots. Small, ginger, not liked by a few. Sums up the doctor. Well trousered hairdspray boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Agreed roge, however I think the Dr is great. Quite obviously a closet city fan along with a few others on this site. ''cough'' Rich-TGSC'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annanimo Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Anyone eles done anything stupid?Yes, loads of times. Put bets on City to win the league for the last three seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Agreed roge, however I think the Dr is great. Quite obviously a closet city fan along with a few others on this site. ''cough'' Rich-TGSC''Gaz you are quite at liberty to call me closet this, closet that, but you are forbidden from accusing me of such heinous crimes as being a closet redhead. You have been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Gaz you are quite at liberty to call me closet this, closet that, but you are forbidden from accusing me of such heinous crimes as being a closet redhead. You have been warned. But i thought you were a ginger Dr??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Well about 3 weeks ago i had skittles! Well anyway one night we played a team called pirates. And There skittle ally built in the blackthorn stand. Well anyway when halfway playing there was this door that lead into the stand, and my mate said to me "go on, you know you want two" so climbed over onto the pitch and had a nice wee wee =D Anyone eles done anything stupid? :razz: Another bit of crap on the pitch wont make alot of difference! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary P Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 :razz: Another bit of crap on the pitch wont make alot of difference!Unbelievable that you lot are condoning such childish behavour. This is a grown man getting exciting about urinating on a football pitch....grow up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Gaz you are quite at liberty to call me closet this, closet that, but you are forbidden from accusing me of such heinous crimes as being a closet redhead. You have been warned. Truth hurts, I feel! :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Truth hurts, I feel! :razz:So does a size 13 boot up the arse. You have again been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 So does a size 13 boot up the arse. You have again been warned. A size 13 eh? You must be Junior Agogogogogoogog then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 A size 13 eh? You must be Junior Agogogogogoogog then. Big beet, big socks sweetie. Where is the goon who posted this thread anyway? I expect he's defecating in the chiller counter at Tescos, or banging one off in the local newsagent. If he's proud about having a slash outdoors and unhinged enough to get a stiffie about it on a messageboard, then I may be close to the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz897 Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Big beet, big socks sweetie. Where is the goon who posted this thread anyway? I expect he's defecating in the chiller counter at Tescos, or banging one off in the local newsagent. If he's proud about having a slash outdoors and unhinged enough to get a stiffie about it on a messageboard, then I may be close to the truth.I can see this hole issue on ''wee wee'' is winding you up a bit Dr. Are you sure there are no underlying problems here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 I can see this hole issue on ''wee wee'' is winding you up a bit Dr. Are you sure there are no underlying problems here? None whatsoever Gaz, but colostomy is just not my bag.OK, I give up - but the dirty bugger pees anywhere near me , I'll make him lick it up. The one problem with that scenario, is he'd probably enjoy the experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 Unbelievable that you lot are condoning such childish behavour. This is a grown man getting exciting about urinating on a football pitch....grow up What ever turns him on ? vicar ! anyway your quick enough to read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 None whatsoever Gaz, but colostomy is just not my bag.OK, I give up - but the dirty bugger pees anywhere near me , I'll make him lick it up. The one problem with that scenario, is he'd probably enjoy the experience.PING! PING! Oooh raw nerve doctor? Do you want me to recount the story of my dog, Eastville, a camera and the last ever things to run on the pitch?Snipped off nicely as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Horse With No Name Posted October 3, 2005 Report Share Posted October 3, 2005 :razz: Another bit of crap on the pitch wont make alot of difference!I was going to say something similar, along the lines of ----- if he had of done a number two on the pitch, they would have kept it and played it upfront in the next game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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