wed wobin Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 You've done whilst being drunk?Bet it ain't as bad as this!ENJOYExtract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after apassing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier,called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road inHuddersfield, West Yorkshire.Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because theythought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closerthey saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on allfours and the dog was straddling him from behind."The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking tohim," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickenedby what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police andHoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help itif the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."He repeated the rape allegation at the police station and added "The dogpulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcoholproblem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an actwhich outraged public decency.His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of hisdrunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had todeal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by adog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of ourcomprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of thepublic to have to witness." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cideriup Posted October 20, 2005 Report Share Posted October 20, 2005 Well i don't think it's in quite the same league as that, but, I have a friend (i'll call him Andy in case he's reading this) who whilst he was still a young bloke of about 18 was still living at home with his parents. One friday night he'd been out on the town, and had a good skinfull, - he was actually wrecked. Well he'd gone home with his girlfriend and gone to bed with her. Andy apparently always sleeps in the buff. He got up half way through the night and stumbled to the bathroom for a wee. Mission completed he went back to bed, now half awake and half aroused and proceeded to get fruity with the girlfriend. It was at this point that his mum woke him up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danzinio Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Myself not done anything to bad went with mates girls and such! but the worst thing has got to be what happened in trainspotting! pull a girl take her home then in the morning she gotta go to school! THAT GOTTA HURT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Well i don't think it's in quite the same league as that, but, I have a friend (i'll call him Andy in case he's reading this) who whilst he was still a young bloke of about 18 was still living at home with his parents. One friday night he'd been out on the town, and had a good skinfull, - he was actually wrecked. Well he'd gone home with his girlfriend and gone to bed with her. Andy apparently always sleeps in the buff. He got up half way through the night and stumbled to the bathroom for a wee. Mission completed he went back to bed, now half awake and half aroused and proceeded to get fruity with the girlfriend. It was at this point that his mum woke him up !Is he from bridgwater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Thrown up in some random persons handbag, and to the best of my knowledge I don't think they noticed til they went home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted October 21, 2005 Report Share Posted October 21, 2005 Ive been sick in numerous places. THe worst time I was ever drunk was about 12 years ago. I was working in Sidmouth and had too many vodkas. Got taken home by the landlord of the pub who I knew. Except I worked in the hotel next door. So layed on the side of the road with a mate for an hour whils being practically unconcious and then the police came and asked if I wanted to go to hospital. Never again!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Brightside Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Is he from bridgwater? do not disrespect my home town! Thrown up in some random persons handbag, and to the best of my knowledge I don't think they noticed til they went home. your sick dolly........just sick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffus T Firefly Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 The worst thing I did, or did not do, was the idea to never get (I said a naughty word) again, and never carried it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeNeRz Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Ive done plently of things..But my mate on my 18th.. in walkabout.. tried to pull a bloke in a wedding dress.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTauntonian Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 do not disrespect my home town! your sick dolly........just sick! NO she was sick, she's not no more! Well she might saying that she might be? Dolly are you being sick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Dolly are you being sick? Right this second?No, I am watching Batman begins and giving one of my rabbits a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTauntonian Posted October 27, 2005 Report Share Posted October 27, 2005 Right this second?No, I am watching Batman begins and giving one of my rabbits a cuddle. think i'd rather be being sick than watching that . Its not the rabbit out of wallace and Grommit is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taunton_City Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 You've done whilst being drunk?Agreed to go to swansea away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I got a taxi home one night totally bladdered and my key wouldn't work!Knowing my girlfriend of the time was away I took off my coat, wrapped it around my hand and put the kitchen window through!It wasn't until I was confronted by the new owners that I remembered we'd moved 2 weeks before!They were ok, just had to pay for the windee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Now that really is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Moral : Don't drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Codfather 0312 Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I was once sick at Ashton gate (V Wrexham night time game think we won 2-0 2-1 or something like that) in dolman B block at top as I had a tad to much to eat on a empty belly, I then somehow walked down the stairs to go to the toilet to clean myself up, Ten as I got to the bottem step tripped over and banged my head and knocked myself out.I came around with the sound of the crowd singing your going home in a St Johns ambulance ringing in my ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Brightside Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I was once sick at Ashton gate (V Wrexham night time game think we won 2-0 2-1 or something like that) in dolman B block at top as I had a tad to much to eat on a empty belly, I then somehow walked down the stairs to go to the toilet to clean myself up, Ten as I got to the bottem step tripped over and banged my head and knocked myself out.I came around with the sound of the crowd singing your going home in a St Johns ambulance ringing in my ears.oh dear at least we won thow!and now you know not to to much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 I was once sick at Ashton gate (V Wrexham night time game think we won 2-0 2-1 or something like that) in dolman B block at top as I had a tad to much to eat on a empty belly, I then somehow walked down the stairs to go to the toilet to clean myself up, Ten as I got to the bottem step tripped over and banged my head and knocked myself out.I came around with the sound of the crowd singing your going home in a St Johns ambulance ringing in my ears.And young Codders will be hearing this story a little later will she? Tell it again on tomorrows commentary match on MaloneFM, we may need something to cheer us all up.The worst thing I did while I was drunk? Sobered up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Drunk on Pimms, Rog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Absolotely newt..and its UNCLE Rog to you Timmy....little bugger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 passed out in the toilets of a club and the cleaners let me out in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Brightside Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 passed out in the toilets of a club and the cleaners let me out in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted October 28, 2005 Report Share Posted October 28, 2005 Absolotely newt..and its UNCLE Rog to you Timmy....little bugger.... If you stop calling me Timmy, I might call you Uncle Rog, Rog.RON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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