mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 1. A win at Chessie could put us mid-table and only four points off play-off zone.2. We scored three goals on Saturday so don't need to worry too much about our lack of attacking options.3. Alex Russell is nearly fit.4. Scott Brown has his maiden goal and will banmg 'em in now.5. We haven't had any players arrested for literally days!err...help me here I'm struggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Rizzle Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 6. We have a decent manager whos got what it takes to get us up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 7. The transfer window is only 2 months away! (roughly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 8. We scored 3 goals away from home on Saturday9. Murray scored a cracker10. We're eighth in the current form table11. The sadsags are still below us12. I'm having chips for tea tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loderingo Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 13) We haven't just appointed Tony Pulis as manager (Plymouth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 14: We are actually starting to score some goals now15: We havent got a trip to Grimsby in the cup16: Our manager isnt Trollope, ours is magic17: we didnt steal our ground from a rugby club in turmoil18: I found a fiver in my jeams pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 19. Its half term and I have the day off20. The Supporters Trust launch is only 5 weeks away! (aaagh nobody panic!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NailseaRed Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 21. we're not swindon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loderingo Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 22) We've got "the new Ryan Giggs" (although the old one would be nice too!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 23. We're on the east side of the Severn crossing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 25. A manager with good contacts, who withn 2/3 months will have his own side playing fast tempo footy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loderingo Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 26) According to the Sunday Times 2003 rich list our Chairman had a fortune of £32m. While he's already spent a lot on the club, he may hopefully still have a few pennies left for January!27) ...and he's not a milkman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mesa boogie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 28) You're not playing 4th Division football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 29) Hurricane season is over in 6 weeks or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I'm feeling the optimism, pressure valve released already!30) Rumour has that we are soon to steal the Gas' prized asset - Agogo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 25. A manager with good contacts, who withn 2/3 months will have his own side playing fast tempo footy.What have you got against the number 24 Richie? Is it anything to do with Richard Keogh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 What have you got against the number 24 Richie? Is it anything to do with Richard Keogh? Here you go24. Its my birthday in less than 3 weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evy11_BCFC Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Here you go24. Its my birthday in less than 3 weeks!Why when is your Birthday, mine's coming up soon as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Why when is your Birthday, mine's coming up soon as well 12th November31. We didnt get Barnet in the FA cup32. We got a home draw in the FA cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 12th November31. We didnt get Barnet in the FA cup32. We got a home draw in the FA cup.No doubt you'll be 18 again Dollymarie, as I was the other day. Bryan Adams is every year if the songs anything to go by.33. We got to an FA cup final once, bound to happen again soon...I'm struggling again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 34. (read this in a book) In something like 1923 we broke the record for the most goals scored ever in a league season - we scored 100 goals. That same season we also broke the record for the most goals let in in one season - we let in 96!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cider_Army Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 34 I got a new job today, more money to be fed into the club!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 34. (read this in a book) In something like 1923 we broke the record for the most goals scored ever in a league season - we scored 100 goals. That same season we also broke the record for the most goals let in in one season - we let in 96!!!!!!we jump to 36 as the last bloke did 34 again...i was going to say its your birthday and are you going to be 36? ooops no we sped along far too fast for you to be that old i meant 2237. Paul Cheesley runs a great pub in Tickenham and that always cheers one up on way back from a defeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 38. We no longer have a need for the shirt with 'ROBERTS 18' on the back of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 i was going to say its your birthday and are you going to be 36? ooops no we sped along far too fast for you to be that old i meant 2237. Paul Cheesley runs a great pub in Tickenham and that always cheers one up on way back from a defeat I wish i was 22 and 39. I am reliably informed that Cheese sold that pub and now runs the Knowle pub instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 40. Lita's sell on clause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I wish i was 22 and 39. I am reliably informed that Cheese sold that pub and now runs the Knowle pub instead.41. I will be going to a Knowle pub after the next victory, if i am in town, which is yet another cause for celebration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 We play in red and white, not blue and white quarters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 42. Its only 5 days till our next home game yipeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 43. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 40. Its only 5 days till our next home game yipeeee I reckon yours was 42 mate, but a valid cause for optimism all the same. If we get to one hundred I'll be able to sleep at night again ****il the Chessterfield game anyway). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I reckon yours was 42 mate, but a valid cause for optimism all the same. If we get to one hundred I'll be able to sleep at night again ****il the Chessterfield game anyway).MAte I did go and edit it after I realised that someone beat me to it sorry!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 43.is that all you need to say then? 43? must be a lucky number or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 MAte I did go and edit it after I realised that someone beat me to it sorry!!! Its not your fault that there's so much optimism out there...what happened to Bristol City fans being fickle, I ask you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Come on people we're nearly half way there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Come on people we're nearly half way there!44. We have enough forwards for a 2nd team so that we can play ourselves. Could call it Fortune City Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Come on people we're nearly half way there!If we make 100, I promise not to start '1000 Reasons For Pessimism tomorrow'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 45. City are a 'BIG' club so we will always be able to attract that special player if GJ feels we need to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 46. We aint planning to add a bunch of poxy student flats onto the side of our stadium!47. Our chairman aint a muppet like a certain other Bristol teams is *cough* Dunford *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 48. We have a good solid positive fan following that can ninspire our players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 49. we have celebrity supporters like John Cleese, Tony Robinson, that Scudamore bloke, Massive Attack, Jonathan Pearce, whilst the sadsags have.....erm....anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 49. we have celebrity supporters like John Cleese, Tony Robinson, that Scudamore bloke, Massive Attack, Jonathan Pearce, whilst the sadsags have.....erm....anyone?Not to mention...50. The superstars that are the Wurzels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 49. we have celebrity supporters like John Cleese, Tony Robinson, that Scudamore bloke, Massive Attack, Jonathan Pearce, whilst the sadsags have.....erm....anyone?John Cleese? you sure about that? I suppose he did drive a RED austin 1300.I think the biggest Rovers fan must be Dunford's missus - sell sell sell sell, don't buy, get a free tranny dear. agogo, get me a new coat, sell sell. we can always try and win the conference dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moakesy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 51. I'm halfway through fixing my ps2 (although ive proberly made it worst)52. We don't keep having to pay the inland revenue £600,000 every few months!! a la swindon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 John Cleese? you sure about that? Yes he is, as he is one of the celebs we are trying to get to come to the Trust Launch.Based in California these days, so am not sure he will want to come back to rainy bristol.Now what number were we on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yes he is, as he is one of the celebs we are trying to get to come to the Trust Launch.Based in California these days, so am not sure he will want to come back to rainy bristol.Now what number were we on?excellent.we were on number 52 - just so happens there are 52 states in the union howz about that then... and every state of the USA has at least one Bristol City fan - i am prepared to put a bet on that. definately a reason for optimism. John Cleese - state number One - CALIFORNIA. YEAHHH. cripes i think i have lost it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bristolbred Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 53, We've been in Europe!! with the Anglo-Scottish, and Anglo-Italian Cups!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yes he is, as he is one of the celebs we are trying to get to come to the Trust Launch.Based in California these days, so am not sure he will want to come back to rainy bristol.Now what number were we on?Ive lost count but 1 reason is that we have Scotty brownWe don't live in florida, the hurricane capital of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 54 Fortune will be gone in Januarybest post today!!! i am going to rename my house 53 !! urghhh sorry, make that 54. i have definately lost it. i need to sit down on the couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 55. Not one of our stands is a gazebo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
havanatopia Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Ive lost count but 1 reason is that we have Scotty brownWe don't live in florida, the hurricane capital of the world thanks for your hurricane words of cheer while i struggle with my generator - running low on gasoline as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 56. Our players don't use the mind-bending drugs that appear to be haunting Havanatopia!57. We will, like Alan Partridge did, 'bounce back'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harveythompson Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 59.Heywood Is Back Soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Heywood Is Back Soon number your entry please, we'll be here all night otherwise! Eastenders is on soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 60. Maybe Alex Russell is not a figment of imagination after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 60. Maybe Alex Russell is not a figment of imagination after all!61. We have a great bunch of youngsters coming through the system starting with Scott Brown.62. Them pies be Yummy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moakesy Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 this isnt goin too well is it we should be able to reach at least 100 guys!!63. Our new striker plays for an international team that beat england!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 64. We should get a new shirt sponsor next season!65. Fingers crossed we walk the league next season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red panda Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 65. Fingers crossed we walk the league next season!66. And that's after getting promoted (via the play-offs) this season - so we'll be in the Premiership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harveythompson Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 66. And that's after getting promoted (via the play-offs) this season - so we'll be in the Premiership Liking the optimism, but we have to be realistic. Mid table i say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinker Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 67. Team will be built for a 2006-2007 promotion year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 68. Next season our board won't be foolish enough to tell the fans that promotion's in the bag so sit back in your expensive season ticket seat and enjoy the show. They'll learn from past mistakes on that one.69. Our away following are very good - they even make plenty of noise.70. Even if only for a brief ten-minute spell here or there, the passing football ethic is still there lurking somewhere at our club, as it always has. When we play well, we really play well.71. As we've learned from our years of following this club, the future...well it won't be boring at least! Never a dull minute at AG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 72. Only 8 months till the launch of a branded City kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCfan Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 73.we will go up next season........well there's always hoping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harveythompson Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 74. If Paul Terry comes then you can guarantee John Terry will come to the gate to watch him at least once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCfan Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 75. JT might like it at the gate so much he may want to sign on a free for £20 quid a week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 76. A statue of John Ateyo or the Ashton Gate 8 will be erected outside the stadium within five years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harveythompson Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 75. JT might like it at the gate so much he may want to sign on a free for £20 quid a week....Quality post Optismism at its finest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 77. We have 77 reasons to be optimistic, which is 77 more than the sadsags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Oh God, I'm clutching at straws now...78. We're not a dour team from up north who play infront of a few hundred miserable By-Gummers. Chesterfield on the other hand...79. If things really get desperate we can call in the A-Team, BA's muscle wouldn't go amiss up front. 80. Half a dozen cider's and it all seems a lot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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