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Oh God, I'm clutching at straws now...

78. We're not a dour team from up north who play infront of a few hundred miserable By-Gummers. Chesterfield on the other hand...

79. If things really get desperate we can call in the A-Team, BA's muscle wouldn't go amiss up front.

80. Half a dozen cider's and it all seems a lot better.

81. We are the West Country :dunno:

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25. A manager with good contacts, who withn 2/3 months will have his own side playing fast tempo footy.

WTF happened to Number 24?!?!?

Was a Number "24" ever created?!?

Or is that purely a superstition about us hopefully not finishing "24th" this season?!

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Yes he is, as he is one of the celebs we are trying to get to come to the Trust Launch.

Based in California these days, so am not sure he will want to come back to rainy bristol.

Now what were we on?

A separate planet if you think John Cleese will be there.

53. I've just let Sir Colby's tyres down

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93: There's always seems to be incredibly powerful sunlight blinding me in the Family Enclosure even on the murkiest of days.

94: Bristol City F.C. are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

95: I found a new lot of toilets down the Gate that hardly anybody else seems to know about. :devil:

96: I was up Cabot Tower yesterday and the Gate is a marvellous Red Bristol landmark.

97: Gerry Gow was much harder than Frankie Prince.

98: We are the only Bristol Club that minnows think will draw the crowds and T.V. in the F.A.Cup.

99: We don't think having decent pasties is the best reason for visiting our ground.

100: Rob Elstob.

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93: There's always seems to be incredibly powerful sunlight blinding me in the Family Enclosure even on the murkiest of days.

94: Bristol City F.C. are by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

95: I found a new lot of toilets down the Gate that hardly anybody else seems to know about. :devil:

96: I was up Cabot Tower yesterday and the Gate is a marvellous Red Bristol landmark.

97: Gerry Gow was much harder than Frankie Prince.

98: We are the only Bristol Club that minnows think will draw the crowds and T.V. in the F.A.Cup.

99: We don't think having decent pasties is the best reason for visiting our ground.

100: Rob Elstob.

97? Ha ha ha ha ha. You have to be joking Nogbad.

99. Second best, The best reason is the good bus service to get away from the nightmare of the last 6 years.

I thank you and am available for parties, christenings and openings of paper bags. (Evostick extra.)

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97? Ha ha ha ha ha. You have to be joking Nogbad.

99. Second best, The best reason is the good bus service to get away from the nightmare of the last 6 years.

I thank you and am available for parties, christenings and openings of paper bags. (Evostick extra.)

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You haven't seen the famous Gow/Prince tee-shirt printed with the EP picture of Prince whimpering as Gow has him by the throat then?

Gow had mastered your erstwhile Welsh "hardman" almost before the starting whistle had left the ref's lips.

Tore into him like the Hound of the Baskerville's and barely a sheepish peep out of him from the on.

No contest.

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100. did i get to the 100 first - what a wonderfully humbling experience and delighted to be here. I think that alone is sufficient reason to celebrate and be hopeful for a fabulous rest of the season. GJ is doing a marvellous job. Steve Landsdowne is the best chairman we have had in many years and we have a valued and dedicated backroom, board and scout staff who are all pulling us in the right direction. And, if that does not appear to be the case from time to time, have a thought for Rovers. We wish them well, or at least i do, just so long as they are for ever at least one place below us. Hooray for optimism.,

p.s. what ever happened to 98 is not my concern. i am simply following number 99 and i got here first. onwards and upwards to chamipnship land. :):D

p.p.s this rob elstob does not count as 100 - its a red herring and says nothing about optimism in the true sense especially as we still await evidence of his existence.

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54) We are not a bunch of six toed inbreds who play in second hand Celtic kit !! :farmer:

Very true. It'a second hand Liverpool kit is it not?

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TuT! TuT! have we forgotten our biggest fan of all by any chance?

The one and only Ashes winner Marcus Trescothick

Shame on you!!!!

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53. Its not raining for a change!

or even 103........

104. 9I think) We could sell Stewart and Bridges similar to Dinning on ebay. Used goods but a quality price may be in order. We could throw Bridges Dog in if it makes the sale :rofl2br:

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Well there you have it, against all the odds the fans of BCFC have come up with 100 reasons for optimism. We'll overlook the fact that half of them were rubbish, beggars can't be choosers after all. The lesson here is that even when your team have lost 7-1, sacked their manager, been knocked out of two cups, had half the team arrested and have a defence with more leaks in it than Parto's diet...after all that, well it still ain't too bad supporting this often surreal football club. After all there is only one team in Bristol.

Oh and '10,000 reasons for pessimism' may well start around 9.30 tonight!

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Well there you have it, against all the odds the fans of BCFC have come up with 100 reasons for optimism. We'll overlook the fact that half of them were rubbish, beggars can't be choosers after all. The lesson here is that even when your team have lost 7-1, sacked their manager, been knocked out of two cups, had half the team arrested and have a defence with more leaks in it than Parto's diet...after all that, well it still ain't too bad supporting this often surreal football club. After all there is only one team in Bristol.

Oh and '10,000 reasons for pessimism' may well start around 9.30 tonight!

105 - we're not playing as badly as we were back then!!

...not quite...

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