robins72 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 join floella in her mission to find Mr Right so off they trotted ti......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 ..... together to the local seventies disco night, where they..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 saw Mr Correct boogieing on down with Miss Left, but no Mr Right.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 she started crying uncontrollable when along popped Tom Cruise............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 She marched up to him and slapped him round the chops "Thats for taking Katie Holmes away from Dawsons Creek and her one true love Dawson!" she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 "I was only acting" said Tom " but with you,Dolly,its the real thing and I want you to have my babies" "Bloody hell" says Dolly if..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 only youn were as famous as .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ....Nicholas Witchell, who had just turned up on the scene with his rich brother Mitchell Witchell as they had heard there had been a cu-fuffel over descovering which witch was infact which and being experts in the field of whichism thought they could help spread some light on the matter...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ....... when just at that moment half a dozen boiler suit clad lesbians invaded the disco. "Not again," muttered Nicholas, as he sat on them in order to restrain them. Suddenly........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTauntonian Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 Tom woke up and pinched him self, then said to him self " what a weird dream" Then he got out of bed and had the stiffest....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 .... back due to sleeping on a soft mattress. He went to the bathroom and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ..tossed his..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 dressing gown on to the floor which Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 was covered in dust as he hadnt cleaned the floor in years so........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 he sneezed incessantly and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ....it was enough to wake Bartholemew the talking spider who said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 "your as bad as Dolly,coming in here and disturbing me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 poor batholemew was legless having been trodden on by Mrs Large the landlady of the house..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ....whose addiction to gin was becoming the talk of the neighbourhood. Just last week, whilst under the influence, she...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 ran naked along the street scaring all the neighbours and hanging out her............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 pussy cat on the washing line, after she gave it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 one rinse too many in her washing machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted January 25, 2006 Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 the cat had gone from black to white after she used to much bleach, but it did go with her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted January 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2006 other pussy's hair whose name was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Fluff,she had to shave it right back, after a skin disease it picked up from the local... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 ....betting shop, where it could often be seen placing bets on....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 dog racing but he never won anything because he always bet on the hare and the unscrupulous bookie laughed as he took the money..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 ...Apart from once, when the dogs boycotted the race due to the bookies treatment of Fluff, Fluff won an astonishing....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 Jim'll Fix It badge, which he sold on e bay to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTauntonian Posted January 26, 2006 Report Share Posted January 26, 2006 David Blunkett who must be absolutely..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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