Boxing Kangaroo Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 You may not know that many non-living things have a gender... For Example ...1) Freezer BagsMale, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) PhotocopiersFemale, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) TyresMale, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air BalloonsMale, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air. 5) SpongesFemale because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web PagesFemale, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Railway StationsMale, because they use the same old lines to pick people up. 8) HourglassFemale, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) HammerMale, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around. 10) Remote ControlFemale...... They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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North Bristols Cider Army Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 You may not know that many non-living things have a gender... For Example ...1) Freezer BagsMale, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) PhotocopiersFemale, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but they can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) TyresMale, because they go bald and they are often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air BalloonsMale, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's lots of hot air. 5) SpongesFemale because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web PagesFemale, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Railway StationsMale, because they use the same old lines to pick people up. 8) HourglassFemale, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) HammerMale, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's still handy to have around. 10) Remote ControlFemale...... They give a man pleasure, and he'd be lost without one. And, while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!Very funny, just what I needed to cheer me up whilst I'm stuck in work until 9pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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