Sophs Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Isn't it really annoying when you type "railway tattoo" into Google (in a childish attempt to make fun of Mozo) and it comes back with things like this?:Still, I guess it's a new one to add to your collection isn't it Moz?How about just typing 'train tattoo'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 How about just typing 'train tattoo'? Don't encourage him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 We're not going in to get the same thing, how poncey would that be?Hmmm, tis a good point. We could just pretend to be gay lovers for the day That's one way round it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Hmmm, tis a good point. We could just pretend to be gay lovers for the day That's one way round it.Okay, I'll wear a fake moustache and walk in doing the YMCA, you dress up like Boy George.Or I'll just get summat different? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I'll go for option 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 How about just typing 'train tattoo'? Good Lord, what a revolting specimen that is.er...what the hell piece of flesh is that anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 It's gotta be one of the three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Good Lord, what a revolting specimen that is.er...what the hell piece of flesh is that anyway?I couldn't tell you with any certainty.Best not give the person in question your oppinion face to face though, get the feeling he's probably a bit of a headcase.It's gotta be one of the three.err....speaking of headcases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Best not give the person in question your oppinion face to face though, get the feeling he's probably a bit of a headcase.Yeah, I can see how you came to that conclusion.err....speaking of headcases.Sorry to be picky and all that, but strictly speaking I think "**** tz" would be closer to the truth.Obviously, I still wouldn't address them like that, in fact more likey "sir". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 I couldn't tell you with any certainty.Best not give the person in question your oppinion face to face though, get the feeling he's probably a bit of a headcase.err....speaking of headcases.At least we'll be in good company eh Dubya-TMr Cool Ice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 At least we'll be in good company eh Dubya-TMr Cool Ice! Are you sure these are the sort of people you want to be associated with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Are you sure these are the sort of people you want to be associated with?I dunno, Angelina's got nice tats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 tatsIs that another spelling error or a cunning way of beating the banned word filter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Is that another spelling error or a cunning way of beating the banned word filter?How dare you, I was commenting on the lovely body art. Wazzer pair of jugs as well mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Gentlemen please, mouths closed! Dribbleling is so not becomming! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Gentlemen please, mouths closed! Dribbleling is so not becomming! xxWhich is your fave tat from this thread then gems? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Which is your fave tat from this thread then gems?Its got to be the Giraff at the top, very funky! The Mr Ice Cool scares me a little, I don't know wiether to laugh or cry (at him or with him really?!) Bless! Each to ther own i suppose. I think you need one thats not to manly, and not to girly but still origional. Ok, I suppose thats quite an open statment, but I know what i mean! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Its got to be the Giraff at the top, very funky! The Mr Ice Cool scares me a little, I don't know wiether to laugh or cry (at him or with him really?!) Bless! Each to ther own i suppose. I think you need one thats not to manly, and not to girly but still origional. Ok, I suppose thats quite an open statment, but I know what i mean! xxxI was thinking of becoming Mr Ice Cool 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I was thinking of becoming Mr Ice Cool 2Urm?.......... xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I have 'I love Roger Malone' on my arse. In case I forget who I am.Which happens.Often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 I have 'I love Roger Malone' on my arse. In case I forget who I am.Which happens.Often.So when you do forget who you are, do you have to bend down and look through your open legs at a mirror that is reflecting the image of your arse? Or do you have eyes in the back of your head so that you can just look at the tattooed info on your arse?Or do you get two mirrors, one infront of you reflecting onto one behind you and thus getting a clear view of your arse?I'm intrigued to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 So when you do forget who you are, do you have to bend down and look through your open legs at a mirror that is reflecting the image of your arse? Or do you have eyes in the back of your head so that you can just look at the tattooed info on your arse?Or do you get two mirrors, one infront of you reflecting onto one behind you and thus getting a clear view of your arse?I'm intrigued to know.Perhaps someone else is frequently placed behind his arse to remind him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 See Uncle Roger. See uncle Rogers staff.What do you imagine Uncle Rogers staff on Uncle Rogers bloody great big payroll get to do on Uncle Rogers command?And there's your answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 See Uncle Roger. See uncle Rogers staff.What do you imagine Uncle Rogers staff on Uncle Rogers bloody great big payroll get to do on Uncle Rogers command?And there's your answer.Value for money then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Mind you, this is all academic for a while me thinks - City winning by a goal margin of 3! Errr... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Mind you, this is all academic for a while me thinks - City winning by a goal margin of 3! Was half expecting Robbored to have set up a smug bully-boy 'So WTF.....' thread and then have Bristol Boy fail to appologise or offer any explanation for offensive remarks . (A related though not very appropriate point, just something that needed saying)Anyway, 6 ******* 0! GTF in! Kept losing count of the score As Barry_manc didn't waste time in PMing me - doesn't that mean 2 tats?I might get one of GJ mooning his non-supporters. On my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Was half expecting Robbored to have set up a smug bully-boy 'So WTF.....' thread and then have Bristol Boy fail to appologise or offer any explanation for offensive remarks . (A related though not very appropriate point, just something that needed saying)Anyway, 6 ******* 0! GTF in! Kept losing count of the score As Barry_manc didn't waste time in PMing me - doesn't that mean 2 tats?I might get one of GJ mooning his non-supporters. On my face.It's gotta be two. I'll get my thinking hat on. How many ciders are needed beforehand WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 How many ciders are needed beforehand WTF?My usual answer to this question is as many as is humanly possible before you are A)Kicked outB)Kicked InC)Administerred ( ) to casualty.D)Locked upE)DeadF)BrokeG)Your Mum calls you and tells you to GTF home at once young manH)You've made the pointless crime of pullingI)There's no more cider left in the worldwas going to run right through the entire elphabet but am shamefully becoming bereft of ideas at I.I don't think the use of that green was such a great idea, hope your eyes aren't hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 My usual answer to this question is as many as is humanly possible before you are A)Kicked outB)Kicked InC)Administerred ( ) to casualty.D)Locked upE)DeadF)BrokeG)Your Mum calls you and tells you to GTF home at once young manH)You've made the pointless crime of pullingwas going to run right through the entire elphabet but am shamefully becoming bereft of ideas at I.I don't think the use of that green was such a great idea, hope your eyes aren't hurting.No, etching your words in nasal excrement was a bad idea mate.Can I take this option, drink until: I)There's no more cider left in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Am new to this coloured post's sex game as you can seeCan I take this option, drink until: I)There's no more cider left in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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