Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Take her out for dinner? - why yes, of course. Why ever not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well, would you?I quote: 'Since 1996, we have been using Hollywood special effects technology to produce the most realistic love doll in the world. '1996? And I've wasted ten years chasing real women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 1996? And I've wasted ten years chasing real women?Try a retractable lead, they never get away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 "Realdoll Features: Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat Water Resistant - solid construction Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh Durable - long life silicone rubber Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places Odorless and Flavorless Flexible - wide range of joint movement Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic Convenient - always ready & available Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives "If only real women had half of those! Odourless? Not stinky bints like all my exes then?Cheaper than most alternatives? You bet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 It gets better, check out the configuratorconfigurator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 It gets better, check out the configuratorconfiguratorThere's a hush over Brislington tonight spoilt only by the relentless bashing bishop sounds coming from SCT's gaff in the pits of Sandy Park. Be worried kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 There's a hush over Brislington tonight spoilt only by the relentless bashing bishop sounds coming from SCT's gaff in the pits of Sandy Park. Be worried kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Boys I've gotta say, you're unnerving me slightly tonight.Anyway, when in Rome I s'pose, is there one out with cookability, non-nagability and doesn't mind you rolling in in the small hours ****ed up? That might be worth a purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I was checking out that web-site (research purposes *cough, cough*) and had the joy of stumbling across the 'Tranny' doll. If any youngsters arereading, I'm referring to a Tranmere Rovers doll. For the adults, particularly smutty ones (Dinks ) you really couldn't imagine how much I laughed when I saw it. I laughed so much that I accidentally bought one. My hand slipped on the keyboard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Oi! This threads for boys only, we might want to start walking round naked in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Oi! This threads for boys only, we might want to start walking round naked in a minute.I'm still allowed to peek! (at the thread, not at your naked male bonding! ) xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'm still allowed to peek! (at the thread, not at your naked male bonding! ) xxxHey, there was a man doll if you're interested. Check him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Hey, there was a man doll if you're interested. Check him out.Urmm, i think I give it a miss, but thanks all the same! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Urmm, i think I give it a miss, but thanks all the same! xxxI don't blame you - they haven't made a mozo doll yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I don't blame you - they haven't made a mozo doll yet! yeah, they did thorough customer research and found that there really wasn't a market for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 yeah, they did thorough customer research and found that there really wasn't a market for it.Gawd, you're telling me, bad enough trying get the real thing of the shelves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Gawd, you're telling me, bad enough trying get the real thing of the shelves.Have they tried chucking in a free caravan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I don't blame you - they haven't made a mozo doll yet! Is that one of those androgynous type dolls? Those freaky things are best avoided- by men and women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Is that one of those androgynous type dolls? Those freaky things are best avoided- by men and women.watch it you, the fresher birds are hardly going to flock to my caravan on that recommendation. Androgynous? I'm not Annie Lennox!Blokes looking friendly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Looks like they made those giraffedolls for you after all Moz.........Only for use when Big Trev's out doing the shopping though With love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Looks like they made those giraffedolls for you after all Moz.........Only for use when Big Trev's out doing the shopping though With loveI'm always telling Trev he's got his head in the clouds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Looks like they made those giraffedolls for you after all Moz.........Only for use when Big Trev's out doing the shopping though With loveCouldn't get to sleep last night then mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Do they do one that looks like, Dinky, Dolly or sophs?I might be interested if thats the case...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Do they do one that looks like, Dinky, Dolly or sophs?I might be interested if thats the case...... I'm one of kind I'm afriad. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm one of kind I'm afriad. xxxYeh, why would he want a giraffe that looks like you? That wouldn't work surely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yeh, why would he want a giraffe that looks like you? That wouldn't work surely.Oo, I hadnt thought of it like that?! Thats not a good look! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlokeCDP Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Sheesh, like a bunch of ladyboys - * shudders * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Sheesh, like a bunch of ladyboys - * shudders *Hey, ladyboys are people too, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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