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Sir Colby-Tit

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Couldn't get to sleep last night then mate?

Hey man, kept up nattering to some eejit or another on Livechat.

Sad I know.

Hey, ladyboys are people too, man.

What about Ladybirds?

Ladybirds.......the best example of saying the same thing twice if ever I witnessed it.

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"Realdoll Features:

Elastic - flesh can withstand over 300% elongation

Heat Resistant - can withstand over 300 degrees heat

Water Resistant - solid construction

Stain Resistant - nothing sticks to silicone flesh

Durable - long life silicone rubber

Lifelike - anatomically correct, parts molded from life-casts

Realistic Feel - pliant and soft in all the right places

Odorless and Flavorless

Flexible - wide range of joint movement

Sexy and Pleasurable - provides effective aid to sexual fulfillment

Safe - no risk of disease, nontoxic

Convenient - always ready & available

Relaxing and Comforting - provides stress-free companionship

Affordable - cheaper than most alternatives "

But would it let me watch the football when Corrie's on ? And no addiction to shopping either.

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The innocence of youth - ask WTF or Mozo to explain why it may get hot!

Our mere presence sends women's temperatures through the roof. Even lovedolls and other inanimate objects succumb.

We'll teach Ron how to be a stud too, don't you worry.

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I'd but one that looked like Dollymarie. Bit to make it realistic it would have to talk bolloc....how much is it again?

ANyway nothing new to old Rog. Bought one, interfered with it...married it. It took half my Andy Williams collection in the divorce

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