mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I thought we needed a thread for brazen mis-quoting, but of course this requires someone to mis-quote this before it has any real meaning.Naturally, as with the livechat thread, you are free to post any old crap that you feel needs to be said, albeit knowing that your words may be twisted.I'm sure there are a few childish minds on here who would like to turn these innocent words into purile innuendo.I dare ya! :razz: (my money's on that ratbag Dagest to have a cheap shot at the Mozemeister). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayLives Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I need a brazilian-wax, but of course this requires someone.Naturally, with any old crap that you feel, albeit knowing that your pubes may be twisted.I'm sure there are a few childish hands on here I dare ya!I'm sure you don't need childish hands for that. Your just being fussy. Veet and whisky should do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I thuthog ew deened a theadr ofr braenz mos-quiting, ubt fo couser hits qrreuies moso-nee ot mos-quite 5h1t beefor ti hsa nay eral imeanng.llnturaay, sa thwi eth hiveclat dreaht, uoy rae reef ot stop ayn dol prac hatt oyu eelf sneed ot eb asid, beital ingknow tath ruoy sword aym eb sitwted.mI' resu ereth rae a wef ildishch inmds no reeh ohw dlwou keli ot urnt eseth centonni dwors tino urilpe enuindon.I ared ay? :razz: (ym omney's no tath atbarg adgest ot veha a eachp tosh ta het meistemozer).WTF ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayLives Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 For Christ's sake Mozo leave your filthy habits to when you do me in your caravan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 For Christ's sake Mozo when are you going to admit you love me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 WTF ! I've just reached into my trousers and...there's nothing there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 For Christ's sake Mozo leave your filthy caravan to come and be a nudist at home with me.Sorry Dags, that really doesn't appeal to me you revolting little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Gosh that made me laugh, I nearly fell off the bed(yes I did post this on purpose boys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Gosh that made me laugh, I nearly fell off Mozo's bed(yes I did spend the night with him on purpose boys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I just laughed so much, the rabbits are looking at me funny! don't tell everyone about last night will you Mozo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I just laughed so much, the rabbits are looking at me funny! don't tell everyone about last night will you Mozo.Sorry Dollymarie, I'll keep quiet in the future. Did you have to bring the rabbits though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I just laughed so much, the rabbits are looking at me funny! don't tell everyone about last night will you Mozo. It'll be embarrasing if people know I slept with a ginger hunchback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy doc Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Sorry Dollymarie, I'll keep quiet in the future. Did you have to bring the rampant rabbit though? it makes me feel inadequate, i am not enough to satisfy you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 The problem with this thread is that it is entirely dependent upon fresh pieces of text.I believe only the bold, brave and very good looking will be tough enough to post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 The problem with this thread is that it is full of looneys posting fresh pieces of text.I believe only the bald people, brave in heart and very good looking in a Pete Burns kind of way will be tough enough to post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 The problem with this thread is that it is entirely dependent upon fresh pieces of text.I believe only the bald, depraved and very foolish looking will be crazy enough to post them.Blast! Dolly beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Blast! Dolly beat me up. I should really get up and shut my curtains soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I should really get up and shut my curtains soonI'm sorry, but I almost put "shut my legs" there, but the smut level really would have shot up and after all, Dolly is a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I should really get up and make mozo a post-coital cup of teaYes please Dolls, I'd love one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I believe only the bald, raving and very good at cooking will be hairy enough to eat them.Would you care to explain how you reached your conclusion?It does seem fairly hare-braned if you don't mind me saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Dolly is a ladyboy.That's not very nice Dags, she was all woman last night...oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I'm sorry, but I almost put "shut my legs" there, but I would have been moderated and after all, Dolly is a laydee. I wish that it was the weekend again already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Would you care to explain how you reached your conclusion?It does seem fairly hair-braned if you don't mind me saying.Ha ha, I like the pun.That's very nice Dags, she was all woman last night and all man the night before, just the way I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Ha ha, I like this thread. I'm nearly crying with laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Trust rayer to lower the toneI mean Trust Rayer to lower his trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 For F's sake Daggy, wasn't it you who was just on about smut levels?Well, Dolly didn't mind at the time. Although, Mozo wasn't to happy about spending the evening with the rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Well, Dolly didn't groan at the time. Although, Mozo wasn't to happy about spending the evening with the rabbits.He spends evenings with animals ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I must go now chums I have rabbits to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 I must go now chums I have things to do. I can't spend the whole evening on here chatting on a forum.Hang on Dags, we got that the wrong way round! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 2, 2006 Report Share Posted April 2, 2006 Ok so maybe we could clean this thread up for a bit, it is Sunday, holy day and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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