mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Juicy second hand carrot for sale.It is a 2005 model, and I had a nibble at it last month and can confirm that it's still gert lush.It will improve your vision and is best boiled.10p for City fans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Juicy second hand carrot for sale.It is a 2005 model, and I had a nibble at it last month and can confirm that it's still gert lush.It will improve your vision and is best boiled.10p for City fans!! Swap it for a half eaten warthog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Swap it for a half eaten warthog?Depends which half Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Juicy second hand carrot for sale.It is a 2005 model, and I had a nibble at it last month and can confirm that it's still gert lush.It will improve your vision and is best boiled.10p for City fans!! Oooh..it's just like e-bay, I bid 11p for your carrott - how much for postage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Depends which half Fussy!! Which part of a warthog would you not like to gobble/nibble?Bloody picky oddball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Fussy!! Which part of a warthog would you not like to gobble/nibble?Bloody picky oddball. He's right to be picky.... went to "Warthog U Like" last night, it was dreadful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Oooh..it's just like e-bay, I bid 11p for your carrott - how much for postage?Nowt for postage mate, I'll just lob it over your fence. I've been bid 11p and half a warthog, any better offers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Nowt for postage mate, I'll just lob it over your fence. I've been bid 11p and half a warthog, any better offers?11p and swapsies for my carrot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I have a very large collection of toe nails that have come from different people, 224 I believe, my fad for collecting such things has now passed so, what do ya think?My most treasured one was one I aquired from my Postman.Edit:Cheers for that Sir Colby, I just finished my post and had that image right in my face.Got quite turned on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Okayyy.....I've been bid half a warthog, 11p and an erotic carrot, and a toenail collection...This carrot I got ain't any old veg y'know - surely I can get a better bid?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 My dog had an operation yesterday to remove a lump from his leg. I have just changed the dressing. Would you accept a bid consisting of the bloodied dressing and an out of date ASDA bag of salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I bid you £1 Million for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 My dog had an operation yesterday to remove a lump from his leg. I have just changed the dressing. Would you accept a bid consisting of the bloodied dressing and an out of date ASDA bag of salad?Get me the lump in a jar and maybe we can talk business (ooh I feel like Alan Sugar talking like this )Look ere you mappets - I want to see a good deal on the tyble so GET SELLING!!!!Rev - any references to carrots in the good book? Did Noah take a pair of 'em on the ark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Rev - any references to carrots in the good book? Did Noah take a pair of 'em on the ark?He must've done or would they not have been wiped out in the Great Flood?Apparently we did lose some of our randier creatures as in his wisdom Noah took on 2 of the same sex as he didn't want any hanki-panki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 He must've done or would they not have been wiped out in the Great Flood?Apparently we did lose some of our randier creatures as in his wisdom Noah took on 2 of the same sex as he didn't want any hanki-panki.what a shame, i did used to enjoy watching animal sex.no more popcorn for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Apparently we did lose some of our randier creatures as in his wisdom Noah took on 2 of the same sex as he didn't want any hanki-panki.I hate to break it to you - gay animals do exist. Maybe Noah's to blame? God's creatures all the same.And clearly some clergy (certainly the pope) are missing the point on the acceptance of homosexuality within the church.I've been very suspicious of Trev to be honest...Are there gay carrots? Well, just look at Colby's specimen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Sorry, no references to carrots, unfortunately.No references to rabbit either. Rabbis yes, but not rabbits.And clearly some clergy (certainly the pope) are missing the point on the acceptance of homosexuality within the church.What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Sorry, no references to carrots, unfortunately.No references to rabbit either. Rabbis yes, but not rabbits.What do you mean?I was of the understanding that he was against the idea of the church accepting homosexuality, but to be honest I'm not an expert (since when did that stop people mouthing off controversial opinion on this forum though!). I was also of the understanding that the pope hated carrots and all things carrotty. I can't abide that sort of thing.I reckon that if the pope was gay he'd groom and dress better. If he was a carrot, I'd convert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I hate to break it to you - gay animals do exist. Maybe Noah's to blame? God's creatures all the same.Sorry to pick you up on this, but how did they manage to procreate if the only 2 surviving embassadors for their species were of the same sex, gay or otherwise?Perhaps they went cross breeding with other species and created a new pedigree of animal. I mean take the zeebra for example, it's kinda half horse and half tiger.Be good to get to the bottom of this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 I was of the understanding that he was against the idea of the church accepting homosexuality, but to be honest I'm not an expert (since when did that stop people mouthing off controversial opinion on this forum though!). I was also of the understanding that the pope hated carrots and all things carrotty. I can't abide that sort of thing.I reckon that if the pope was gay he'd groom and dress better. If he was a carrot, I'd convert.Yes, he's purging the Roman Catholic Church of all things homosexual. He's a bit of a scruff at times it must be said, and I don't know if Germans eat much in the area of carrots. More into sausages, I'd have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Sorry to pick you up on this, but how did they manage to procreate if the only 2 surviving embassadors for their species were of the same sex, gay or otherwise?Perhaps they went cross breeding with other species and created a new pedigree of animal. I mean take the zeebra for example, it's kinda half horse and half tiger.Be good to get to the bottom of this one.You came up with the same sex idea not me! I think Noah had more common sense.However, Maybe we've just explained how the theory of evolution and the bible are intertwined. New breeds were created on the ark when differing beasts got it on, under God's watchful supervision of course.Carrots were used for foreplay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Carrots were used for foreplay The tickly end or the sharp end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Yes, he's purging the Roman Catholic Church of all things homosexual. He's a bit of a scruff at times it must be said, and I don't know if Germans eat much in the area of carrots. More into sausages, I'd have thought.Interesting fact (I'm half-German so I should know) - the Germans initially invented the sausage because they were were trying to recreate the carrot in meat form. It was all Goethe's idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 New breeds were created on the ark when differing beasts got it on, under God's watchful supervision of course.I wouldn't have thought voyeurism of animals would have fitted in with God's moralility, he's not like us mere mortals apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Interesting fact (I'm half-German so I should know) - the Germans initially invented the sausage because they were were trying to recreate the carrot in meat form. It was all Goethe's idea.Although I think Martin Luther influenced the design. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 How about you donate it to one of my bunnies, one of whom is called Murray (after his father) hence the city link. As its easter, I thought you might be feeling generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 How about you donate it to one of my bunnies, one of whom is called Murray (after his father) hence the city link. As its easter, I thought you might be feeling generous. Why is Easter a time for generosity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Why is Easter a time for generosity? I was meaning the fact they are bunnies, bunnies eat carrots, and its easter, and people mention the easter BUNNY. (can you see where I'm heading with this?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 People mention Easter Eggs too, but none seem to be heading in my direction!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted April 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Although I think Martin Luther influenced the design.Wasn't he busy sorting out civil rights and cheating on his wife? "I haaave a dream, that one day there shall be on God's green planet, a meat product that resemble's a carrot, yessir!!"I dunno about Martin Luther, but ML King was a heck of a sermon speaker, something to aim for Revkev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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