The Batman Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 yes people, i will enter the real world of hard work from wednesday onwards, my last piece of coursework is due in tomorrow, then it's one large p155 up (although they are no different from any other night to be honest)i move out of my student house on Saturday, but still living in this crap hole they call Wolverhampton as i got a job on my Uni Students Union committee, but it's really upsetting now that i am no longer an actual student. who else is finishing uni??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Two wordsHaircutArmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Two wordsHaircutArmymr malone sir, i would love to join the army, but my mother has always been against the idea. she don't want me to join the fire brigade either, apparently it's too dangerous. she's very protective, bless her. when i was working at Sun Life a few years back, i said to a work-mate "i wanted to join the SAS but my mum wont let me", and they loved it so much they put it on a t-shirt and gave it to me as a leaving gift.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 I appreciate the respect son. Salvation Army too much of a strain then? Nobody loves a bedwetter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 I came close to joining the Royal Marines, i passed all the tests *cough* and had a date when i was going to sign away 6 yrs of my life, but i bottled it right at the end.6 yrs on and i regret it.What did you study Danakin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 What did you study Danakin?History, War Studies and Politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderHider Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 History, War Studies and Politics.Ahh cool. Heh, had I thought a tad longer about it i should have come up with politics.. Good luck in changing the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Malone's right, you'll have to start pulling your socks up young man. You'll find that the real world won't be as tolerant of your foibles as the good and kind people on here are.You can start by finding yourself a nice sensible avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Ahh cool. Heh, had I thought a tad longer about it i should have come up with politics.. Good luck in changing the world no chance, i only chose those because A Level Law was a pain in the rear end, i'll be joining the fire brigade when i finish my time on the uni exec. Malone's right, you'll have to start pulling your socks up young man. You'll find that the real world won't be as tolerant of your foibles as the good and kind people on here are.You can start by finding yourself a nice sensible avatar.is the new avator ok?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 no chance, i only chose those because A Level Law was a pain in the rear end, i'll be joining the fire brigade when i finish my time on the uni exec. is the new avator ok??It takes a brave man to have Peter Andre in their avatar. Perhaps you are suited to the fire brigade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 History, War Studies and Politics.Good god young man you are perfect cannon fodder.You are the next Tony Bliar. History (the Labour party have been sh1te for ages but have never led the working class into an uncessairy war) war (when the talking monkey across the Atlantic tells you to send people) and politics (whoops, maybe we underestimated johnny towelhead).Like the new avatar. Offends no one. Can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted May 29, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 no chance, i only chose those because A Level Law was a pain in the rear end, i'll be joining the fire brigade when i finish my time on the uni exec. is the new avator ok?? I'm sure a degree in history will be really useful when up a ladder recuing old ladies cats from trees or putting out rubbish bin fires on council estates, whilst being stoned by the local chav yoof.New avatar is a bit plain............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 well, i have just finished my last piece of coursework, i aint going out 2nite though, saving it for 2moro and wednesday because me mates have exams over next few days.and when i hand in my coursework tomorrow, i will be a student no longer.dunno what i am going to get, most probably a 2.2, maybe a 2.1 if results go well, but i doubt they will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Get a 2.2 or a 7.62. Better still a Lee Enfield. Any kind of gat gun will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 It takes a brave man to have Peter Andre in their avatar. Perhaps you are suited to the fire brigade.Why? Does he have a fine length of hose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Why? Does he have a fine length of hose?And doublet Herr Doktor as you are no doubt aware. Shakespeare goes into a pub. 'Get out' says the landlord.'You're Bard'Eh? Eh? See what I did there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 And doublet Herr Doktor as you are no doubt aware. Shakespeare goes into a pub. 'Get out' says the landlord.'You're Bard'Eh? Eh? See what I did there? I saw that Rog...your usual quality You can't leave that lion here.By the way, does your phone still work? Only, it's your round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 I saw that Rog...your usual quality You can't leave that lion here.By the way, does your phone still work? Only, it's your round.Yes the MaloneFM studio line does work herr doktor. Pilly old fruitbat? Can't do wedensday or friday as the new squeeze is coming around for a bit of a Robin Askwithing.TALLY HO! DING DONG! Etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Yes the MaloneFM studio line does work herr doktor. Pilly old fruitbat? Can't do wedensday or friday as the new squeeze is coming around for a bit of a Robin Askwithing.TALLY HO! DING DONG! Etc.Well if you work out how to use yer moby old bean, try one of those new-fangled texts! Will need to sort goat child minder out first though.Bloody students to keep on track with the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Bloody students to keep on track with the thread.AH yes sorry old man wandered a bit...join the army you B4ST4RD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 dunno what i am going to get, most probably a 2.2, maybe a 2.1 if results go well, but i doubt they will.Don't worry, as the age old theory goes the only difference between a 2.1 and a 2.2 is the amount of alcohol you've consumed over the 3 years and First's are for gays and squares, obviously .I'm most dissapointed with anybody who come's out with anything higher than a 2.2, bloody achievers, they've got their prioreties all wrong you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Don't worry, as the age old theory goes the only difference between a 2.1 and a 2.2 is the amount of alcohol you've consumed over the 3 years and First's are for gays and squares, obviously .I'm most dissapointed with anybody who come's out with anything higher than a 2.2, bloody achievers, they've got their prioreties all wrong you know. you should know that in my first year, i got a 1st in my drinking degree, but we had to stop it because it apparently promoted binge drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 you should know that in my first year, i got a 1st in my drinking degree, but we had to stop it because it apparently promoted binge drinking. ah, good point, it does depend what you're doing the degree in I s'pose, tuh, it's moderate drinking that needs to be put a stop too, sober reality is the route course of many of society's ills, it's this knowladge attained through personal experience that got me on the medicine in the first place.Just to cover my ass from the working mans slap on here, don't worry, my drinking is not occupationally related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Two wordsHaircutArmyReally could you trust a load of numpties that can't manage getting up AND having a shower before 9am with an AK47?I came close to joining the Royal Marines, i passed all the tests *cough* and had a date when i was going to sign away 6 yrs of my life, but i bottled it right at the end.6 yrs on and i regret it.What did you study Danakin?Got a mate that went through 30 weeks of the 32 week training course for the Marines, he went through some hardcore trials, like digging trenches for 7 days and 7 nights with out sleep, really tough things but after 30 weeks jacked it in cos he wouldnt have had a say where he was for 3 years, hes properly regretted it since though and is now enlisting with the Navy.Don't worry, as the age old theory goes the only difference between a 2.1 and a 2.2 is the amount of alcohol you've consumed over the 3 years and First's are for gays and squares, obviously .I'm most dissapointed with anybody who come's out with anything higher than a 2.2, bloody achievers, they've got their prioreties all wrong you know. I'm quite glad I got a 2.2, at the time I was gutted cos I could have got a oneoff £500 job straight after but in the long run I think a 2.2 is much more respectable than a 2.1, it shows you've had a good 3 years and done some work - more than anything university is now used to define characters and individuals and to create work ethics, the grades seem to be much more of an irrelevance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted May 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 well, that's it, the work has been handed in, no more education for me, i know enter the real world. HELP!!!Barry, i like your logic regarding getting a 2.2, i've had a brilliant 3 years here, i know people who spend every spare moment in the library and are going to get the same grade as me, yet i spend most of my time in the bars!!BLOODY STUDENTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 BLOODY STUDENTS That's the attitude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 You 2:2 dim-wits will use any excuse won't you?Grades are very important and I received a 2:1, which proves I am better than you dilettantes with the dunce caps.And I have an NVQ level II in Warehousing and Stores just to top it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 You 2:2 dim-wits will use any excuse won't you?Grades are very important and I received a 2:1, which proves I am better than you dilettantes with the dunce caps.And I have an NVQ level II in Warehousing and Stores just to top it off.Grades may help a bit, but application is for the real ignoramus. I have a saying: he who trys, dies . Admittedly I just made it up and don't know what it's supposed to mean, but I'll consider this argument won. I thank ewe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Grades may help a bit, but application is for the real ignoramus. I have a saying: he who trys, dies . Admittedly I just made it up and don't know what it's supposed to mean, but I'll consider this argument won. I thank ewe.Hmm...very good, but I'm curious, have you spelt 'trys' incorrectly on purpose?Have I grossly underestimated you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted May 30, 2006 Report Share Posted May 30, 2006 Hmm...very good, but I'm curious, have you spelt 'trys' incorrectly on purpose?Have I grossly underestimated you?The clue's in the last sentence mon bra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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