Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 my dogs got no balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 my dogs got no balls Nothing to play with then? Oh I see....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 How does he smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Are you sure it's not a crocodile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 How does he smell?No, he went of his own accord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 No, he went of his own accord. Isnt that from a Jamaica joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Isnt that from a Jamaica joke?Kerching! That was the point Baz. Don't tell me you're STILL at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My two dogs are called Benson & Hedges and have no legs. Every night after work I take them out for a drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Kerching! That was the point Baz. Don't tell me you're STILL at work? It's been a long long, horrible f__ker of a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 It's been a long long, horrible f__ker of a dayDon't you ever stop? Some of us never start...it's easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Don't you ever stop? Some of us never start...it's easier. Hrm... Where's that juancorr smiley. Nope, wrong site.Another funking hour to go. Everything that could, has gone wrong.Worst day ever.ANDI gotta cook for 6 conts tonightSomeone shoot me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Someone shoot me.Will a water gun do? The AK47 is a little rusty and the dibble confiscated all the others, the killjoys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Will a water gun do? The AK47 is a little rusty and the dibble confiscated all the others, the killjoys.No need for extra water, I am in manchester, and funnily enough, it is raining.Where are the Take That goons when you need some to kick your frustrations out at? Eh eh eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Hrm... Where's that juancorr smiley. Nope, wrong site.Another funking hour to go. Everything that could, has gone wrong.Worst day ever.ANDI gotta cook for 6 conts tonightSomeone shoot me.I just finished my last exam.. no more school ever, and nothing to do til october Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 I just finished my last exam.. no more school ever, and nothing to do til october This is just going to tip Baz over the edge Sophs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 No, he went of his own accord. Did the barman ask "why the long face?" or am I getting confused here?My dog's got a four foot neck and two little horns, I think I got conned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did the barman ask "why the long face?" or am I getting confused here?My dog's got a four foot neck and two little horns, I think I got conned.Did'ja make him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My dog was lying down chewing a bone, he got up to walk away and his leg fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Did'ja make him?Yes, it's driving me nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 I took my dog to a flea circus the other day. He stole the show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My wife's gone to Barbados. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My wife's gone to Barbados.Easyjet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Easyjet? No, she did not enjoy the sunny Caribbean skies. I made her go by boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My nose' got no dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My nose' got no dog.How does it piss on trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 My nose' got no dog. Dog nose where it's got to then. Does your conk feel a bit empty without it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Dog nose where it's got to then.Does your conk feel a bit empty without it? No one nose where it got too but it's just not right is it? it feels naked as one might expect.Poor nose. errr - - tiredness kicking in me thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Dog-gone it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 How does it piss on trees? I gather Trevor lies back and pisses on the canopy. Perhaps he would be willing to be a temporary replacement on WTF's nose until Dog turns up again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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