Guest Score Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Would you sleep with her?Think about the pros and consAnswers on a postcard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 23, 2006 Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 No, she's a mason, and they are related to Black Widows, so she'd probably bite your head off after. Maggie T however, is a completely different kettle of aubergine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grifty Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 corse...just to say you had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Would you sleep with her?Think about the pros and consAnswers on a postcard.Nah, I'd knacker my back with all that bowing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I bleed red 'n' white Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Would you sleep with her?Think about the pros and consAnswers on a postcard.cons:you'd be an embarressmentyou'd have slept with a million year old gargoylespros:fame - even if it is total embarressment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 As a republican,no. But hey I would have with her dead daughter-in-law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 As a republican,no. But hey I would have with her dead daughter-in-law!You're going straight to hell for that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 You're going straight to hell for that one!Browner, she did have doey eyes and a csm surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Browner, she did have doey eyes and a csm surely?Looking back...well... i was 9 the year she died.^ above post was in reference to the fact that i thought you meant "with her dead daughter in law" in a different sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Looking back...well... i was 9 the year she died.^ above post was in reference to the fact that i thought you meant "with her dead daughter in law" in a different sense.Ha ha ha ha ha Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate!Surely supporting the Gas must in someone sense equate to shagging a dead bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate!I bet you are 'Dead' keen to try it though Dr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I bleed red 'n' white Posted June 24, 2006 Report Share Posted June 24, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate!league two is another low you havent reached.... never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate! I'm surprised and dissapointed in you franckly doc.To answer the question though, yes, good and proper. I actually use money and stamps as porn you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Would you sleep with her?Think about the pros and consAnswers on a postcard.Remember that Queen Elizabeth Windsor - AKA the German descended imposter Queen Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha - is both 'God Queen' and high priestess to this country's hopelessly corrupt toff/snob led royalist criminal justice system. As such their 80 year old Queen, using basic human psychology, is the object of lust and fantasy for many of these delinquent royalists.Therefore, not being a royalist nor a member of this country's corrupt Royalist Gestapo Police or its associated toff/snob Crown Prosecution Service I have absolutely no desire to sleep with Queen Elizabeth. Well done to the likes of Gerrard, Rooney, Joe Cole and Carragher for keeping their mouths firmly shut when the 'God Queen' anthem is played before the start of England's world cup matches - I'm truely proud of those lads as they're true English patriots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 Remember that Queen Elizabeth Windsor - AKA the German descended imposter Queen Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha - is both 'God Queen' and high priestess to this country's hopelessly corrupt toff/snob led royalist criminal justice system. As such their 80 year old Queen, using basic human psychology, is the object of lust and fantasy for many of these delinquent royalists.Therefore, not being a royalist nor a member of this country's corrupt Royalist Gestapo Police or its associated toff/snob Crown Prosecution Service I have absolutely no desire to sleep with Queen Elizabeth. Well done to the likes of Gerrard, Rooney, Joe Cole and Carragher for keeping their mouths firmly shut when the 'God Queen' anthem is played before the start of England's world cup matches - I'm truely proud of those lads as they're true English patriots. I get the distinct impression that you're not that keen on the Queen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted June 25, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 As a republican,no. But hey I would have with her dead daughter-in-law! And surely her Granddaughter - Zara Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Score Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 And surely her Granddaughter - Zara PhillipsHer husband is bit of alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 25, 2006 Report Share Posted June 25, 2006 I get the distinct impression that you're not that keen on the Queen!Misplaced affection i think.Red Goblin loves the Monarchy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I get the distinct impression that you're not that keen on the Queen!Getting back to the original topic, it seems that no one is interested in sleeping with Queen Elizabeth II. Not even a reply from a royalist copper or corrupt toff/snob Crown Prosecution Service lawyer indicating their readiness to sleep with their Queen/Kommandant/High Priestess or whatever her job title to them may be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Getting back to the original topic, it seems that no one is interested in sleeping with Queen Elizabeth II. Not even a reply from a royalist copper or corrupt toff/snob Crown Prosecution Service lawyer indicating their readiness to sleep with their Queen/Kommandant/High Priestess or whatever her job title to them may be. Well she's an ugly cont now aint she, if the question was would you funk her when she was 19, I'd say yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Well she's an ugly cont now aint she, if the question was would you funk her when she was 19, I'd say yes.Only for the royalties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Well she's an ugly cont now aint she, if the question was would you funk her when she was 19, I'd say yes.I reckon her present husband - her cousin Prince Phillip - may now think the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucksred Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I reckon her present husband - her cousin Prince Phillip - may now think the same way. Thats the link, Royal Blue Bloods, keepin it in the family(club), the Family Club is the Royalist element in Brizzle.Eterminate, exterminate, exterminate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 I reckon her present husband - her cousin Prince Phillip - may now think the same way. You'd be gutted, especially seeing the way her old dear passed away, what a palava she was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 26, 2006 Report Share Posted June 26, 2006 Thats the link, Royal Blue Bloods, keepin it in the family(club), the Family Club is the Royalist element in Brizzle.Eterminate, exterminate, exterminate DrFaustus apart, every royal blue and white quartered shirt wearing Gashead is now under suspicion of being a freeloading royalist as well as a rugby ground squatter. The mighty Bristol City FC wear the red and white colours of our motherland rather than the blue and white of the toff/snob royalists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Ha ha ha ha ha Necrophila is one of the very few lows I haven't reached mate!It's dead boring apparentlyWell done to the likes of Gerrard, Rooney, Joe Cole and Carragher for keeping their mouths firmly shut when the 'God Queen' anthem is played before the start of England's world cup matchesThey're footballers, for goodness sake, with hardly the intelligence to sing anything more complicated than "Here we go, here we go.........."If the National Anthem was changed to "Postman Pat with his black and white cat" they'd still struggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Maesknoll Red Posted June 29, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 It's dead boring apparentlyThey're footballers, for goodness sake, with hardly the intelligence to sing anything more complicated than "Here we go, here we go.........."If the National Anthem was changed to "Postman Pat with his black and white cat" they'd still struggle. I'm surprised at your patronising attitude, not one I'd expect from a man of the cloth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Score Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 It's dead boring apparentlyThey're footballers, for goodness sake, with hardly the intelligence to sing anything more complicated than "Here we go, here we go.........."If the National Anthem was changed to "Postman Pat with his black and white cat" they'd still struggle.Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I'm surprised at your patronising attitude, not one I'd expect from a man of the cloth.My reference was to the four players listed in a previous post, not to footballers generally. Personally I feel it is rude and unpatiotic for them to slouch around during their country's anthem. There used to be some pride in wearing the shirt and representing the nation, doesn't seem to be the case for some these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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