barry_manc Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 This Spanish lad Joaquin, any time I hear his name I cant help but shout "WAAKKEEEEN" cos that's how they pronounce it. Was doing it last night and had a few mates round must so about 5 of us where shouting "WAAKKEEEEEN" every 30 seconds, the neighbours must have wanted to get the machette out. Anyway, he's got a well cool name, any others out there football or non football related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 This Spanish lad Joaquin, any time I hear his name I cant help but shout "WAAKKEEEEN" cos that's how they pronounce it. Was doing it last night and had a few mates round must so about 5 of us where shouting "WAAKKEEEEEN" every 30 seconds, the neighbours must have wanted to get the machette out. Anyway, he's got a well cool name, any others out there football or non football related?I have to admit to splurting out a few Wakeeeeeens too mate!I also, very sadly, shout "YOU CHAVVY" when Spains Xavi gets the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I have to admit to splurting out a few Wakeeeeeens too mate!I also, very sadly, shout "YOU CHAVVY" when Spains Xavi gets the ball.Heh yeh he's got a cool name, as well, Al Gore, that's a quality name, if you were at school with him you'd get some right Gorey chants going. Al actually, is cool, you can do a lot with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Surely Razak Pimpong has to feature in this list somewhere, he plays for one of the African sides, Ghana I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Zowie Bowie ive always liked his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Coolest name for a footballerRoque Santa Cruzcool as you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy doc Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Always liked Zvonimir Boban, Zvonny to his mates i'd imagine. Incidentally i have a spanish shirt from the last world cup with Joaquin across the back, and therefore, i am cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 and therefore, i am cool.Debatable. :razz: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Cool ey? - Martin Khul anyone? I know Martin's a bit naff but....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Two people that I have encountered during my working career: an American named Jim Griesidieck (pronounced "Greasydick") and a fearsome lady named Violet (Vi) Prater.Not exactly cool names but both made me snigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Worked with a guy in Australia called Walter (Wally) Gator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Cool ey? - Martin Khul anyone? I know Martin's a bit naff but....? My brother and one of my best mates are called Martin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I live with a mate called Richard Richards. The best names ever are from The Simpsons and they are Rock Strongo and Lance Uppercut, 2 of Homers possible aliases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I live with a mate called Richard Richards. The best names ever are from The Simpsons and they are Rock Strongo and Lance Uppercut, 2 of Homers possible aliases.And Max Power D1ck D1cks eh? Nice, bet he loves his parents!Once had a call when I was working in a call centre from a Mr Sh1touse, kid you not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 And Max Power D1ck D1cks eh? Nice, bet he loves his parents!Once had a call when I was working in a call centre from a Mr Sh1touse, kid you not!Max Power duh duh duh, Its the name, the name you'd love to touch, but you musnt touch.Chesty La Rue, Busty Morgan, Hercules D Rockafeller and Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 One of Doctor F's Pseudonyms is "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Someone in my tutor at school was called Richard Payne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadratinmycider Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I work in a hospital and there is a doctor here called Dr Burns-Cocks.I kid you not. Imagine if he did circumcision and you went in to have your hood sliced and he was your doctor!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Max Power duh duh duh, Its the name, the name you'd love to touch, but you musnt touch.Chesty La Rue, Busty Morgan, Hercules D Rockafeller and Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar. Joey Jo Jo Shablang, that's a goodunOne of Doctor F's Pseudonyms is "Princess Consuela Banana Hammock".Pfft, that's farkin stolen from friendsI work in a hospital and there is a doctor here called Dr Burns-Cocks.I kid you not. Imagine if he did circumcision and you went in to have your hood sliced and he was your doctor!!I don't know, the thought just occured to me (obviously its not a regular thought as I've never been sniped and only thought I might have to once after an 'accident') but would you have a bloke give you the snip anyway? It's not very hygeneic is it, who know's where they're hands have been? And like I say, they're handwritings crap so, it would just be sloppy, and that's not a risk I'm prepared to take. don't they just use buxom blondes when it comes to genitalia handling? You'd hope so.On another note, you know, once it's gone, they have to lube up even to just have a hand shandy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 my last name's not bad:HISCOCKfunny names include:paul hiscockphil hiscockpat hiscockkane hiscock.anymore luckily my name is jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted June 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 my last name's not bad:HISCOCKfunny names include:paul hiscockphil hiscockpat hiscockkane hiscock.anymore luckily my name is jake So when you've had a couple and you're slurring does it become Shhjake Hishc0ck? Used to know a chap called Mike Hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Used to work for a bloke called Richard Muff, I currently have a workmate called Rich Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Used to work for a bloke called Richard Muff, I currently have a workmate called Rich Bush. Yep, Richard is a comical name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bcfcjake Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 :six: :six: Yep, Richard is a comical name. i know some one called phillip j.batnadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 So when you've had a couple and you're slurring does it become Shhjake Hishc0ck? Used to know a chap called Mike HuntI used to work with a guy named David Hunt - we called him Isaac ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 I live with a mate called Richard Richards. Went to school with someone with the same name.My nan is called Assunta and her brother is called Mimi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Just got a text off a mate who works in a big call centre saying "I've just answered the phone to a Mr Freak, and I can safely say he's a freak" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Eugene Bopp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Oh no I've got a yank on to me called Wook Lim! That's just mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Having the surname Hoffman isn't the best, especially when people work out that 'hoff' can be pronounced as 'half' pretty easily.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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