Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 WORK OUTDOORS!What a bar steward this weather is.Working outside is 5hite!Roll on the bloody winter, I was sweating like a Geordie in a maths test today.Was finished by 1030am though Roll on tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 WORK OUTDOORS!What a bar steward this weather is.Working outside is 5hite!Roll on the bloody winter, I was sweating like a Geordie in a maths test today.Was finished by 1030am though Roll on tomorrow Softarse!Working in Looe in Cornwall tomorrow. What a shame it will be to have to spend some of the afternoon on the beach watching the 'scenery'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 WORK OUTDOORS!What a bar steward this weather is.Working outside is 5hite!Roll on the bloody winter, I was sweating like a Geordie in a maths test today.Was finished by 1030am though Roll on tomorrow I'M SO FUNKIN HOT I THINK I MIGHT FUNKIN PASS OUT I WANT TO FUNKIN WORK OUTSIDE THIS FUNKIN SHOITEHOLE HAS NO FUNKIN AIRCON AND I'M FUNKIN DYING HERE NOW don't FUNKIN TRY AND BE SAYING YOU'RE IN A FUNKIN WORSE PREDICAMENT WHEN I CAN BARELY FUNKIN SEE THIS FUNKIN HEAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I'M SO FUNKIN HOT I THINK I MIGHT FUNKIN PASS OUT I WANT TO FUNKIN WORK OUTSIDE THIS FUNKIN SHOITEHOLE HAS NO FUNKIN AIRCON AND I'M FUNKIN DYING HERE NOW don't FUNKIN TRY AND BE SAYING YOU'RE IN A FUNKIN WORSE PREDICAMENT WHEN I CAN BARELY FUNKIN SEE THIS FUNKIN HEAT!Sorry Baz, but I was sat in a beer garden between 1230 and 1530 too! Can't you just open the windows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Sorry Baz, but I was sat in a beer garden between 1230 and 1530 too! Can't you just open the windows? :Rage: The windows are open, it's just that the funking bars in the windows stop any breeze coming through. But it's ok, there's a fan down the other side of the office, I might get a breeze if I.... Oh no, it's just being pointed at the fatty.Well at least I've only got 20 minutes left and then I'm gettin twotted from a) heat poisening and b ) alcohol poisoningYou want to see the tallent in weather like this! Fark me! It's so difficult walking when you're stood to attention! Although I'd imagine Trowbridge is letting it all hang out too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Its hot but I'm not going to moan, I hate the cold far more than I hate this heat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Its hot but I'm not going to moan, I hate the cold far more than I hate this heat!As long as I'm at work there's time for moaning My house is the top house in our block of flats and it's really hot too and there's no aircon and no fans and its a funkin sauna anyone know if Mr Freeze is available for kids parties? I think I'm dying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 As long as I'm at work there's time for moaning My house is the top house in our block of flats and it's really hot too and there's no aircon I think I'm dying! My flat is at the top of the house as well, ive moved the hamsters to the kitchen with the windows open, and the bunnies have a fan blasting them. No ones died this week so I think I'm doing the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 :Rage: The windows are open, it's just that the funking bars in the windows stop any breeze coming through. But it's ok, there's a fan down the other side of the office, I might get a breeze if I.... Oh no, it's just being pointed at the fatty.Well at least I've only got 20 minutes left and then I'm gettin twotted from a) heat poisening and b ) alcohol poisoningYou want to see the tallent in weather like this! Fark me! It's so difficult walking when you're stood to attention! Although I'd imagine Trowbridge is letting it all hang out too Postman+Town centre round+Sunshine+Females+Hardly any clothingYou do the maths! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 My flat is at the top of the house as well, ive moved the hamsters to the kitchen with the windows open, and the bunnies have a fan blasting them. No ones died this week so I think I'm doing the right thing.I don't even have fu_king windows! Have had to stay at various mates' houses cos its just too hot. There's a strange smell comin from my housemates room but I've not checked on her.... Possibly she's dead, if not, just smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well I lost a hammie to the heat last week. Plus I'm still mourning the passing of dear sweet lickle Toto, arent you Bazza? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Postman+Town centre round+Sunshine+Females+Hardly any clothingYou do the maths! You're a Postie!!! Quality have you ever got laid by horny bints wanting some attention?Well I lost a hammie to the heat last week. Plus I'm still mourning the passing of dear sweet lickle Toto, arent you Bazza? I missed it! What happened to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 You're a Postie!!! Quality have you ever got laid by horny bints wanting some attention?Cannot comment on that question on a public family forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well I hate to be the one to break it to you, but erm well, they erm found his mum but they didnt find Toto, so he was basically dead waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!They should put warnings on these programmes, "may upset you"Why get us attached to him for him only to be killed?I went out that night as was trying to find someone else who had watched it, I thought of you Baz, but sadly had to wait til I got to school on Monday and all the kids were distraught about it instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Cannot comment on that question on a public family forum Good manWell I hate to be the one to break it to you, but erm well, they erm found his mum but they didnt find Toto, so he was basically dead waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!They should put warnings on these programmes, "may upset you"Why get us attached to him for him only to be killed?I went out that night as was trying to find someone else who had watched it, I thought of you Baz, but sadly had to wait til I got to school on Monday and all the kids were distraught about it instead. That's awful. The beeb should be ashamed of themselves. Although I bet that bloke was cut up deciding whether to step in or not! He got well carried away!And I wasn't there for you either... I do appologise, hopefully a free bottle of Leopard Leomonade will replenish any upset Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Well I hate to be the one to break it to you, but erm well, they erm found his mum but they didnt find Toto, so he was basically dead waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!They should put warnings on these programmes, "may upset you"Why get us attached to him for him only to be killed?I went out that night as was trying to find someone else who had watched it, I thought of you Baz, but sadly had to wait til I got to school on Monday and all the kids were distraught about it instead.Is that not like Bambi, but the other way round?I was devestated when Ethel's little willie karked it, but, hey ho life goes on.It aint real, it's only tv, the best advice I ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Technically it WAS real cos it was real big cats they were filming in the wild.Willy (ethels dog) never really died in the soap when they said he did, but Toto really has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Postman+Town centre round+Sunshine+Females+Hardly any clothingYou do the maths! Need an assistant Hoops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Technically it WAS real cos it was real big cats they were filming in the wild.Willy (ethels dog) never really died in the soap when they said he did, but Toto really has.I just sussed what your on about i think?Are you on about that nipper on Big Cat Week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I just sussed what your on about i think?Are you on about that nipper on Big Cat Week? Yes you Dummy!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Yes you Dummy!!!! As said as it is, nature can't be messed with, food chain and all that.Bit like sausages, they shoudn't be messes with either, pork or beef, none of these fancy dan flavourings!Leave it alone and let it run itself.Bit gutted for Tonto though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 As said as it is, nature can't be messed with, food chain and all that.Bit like sausages, they shoudn't be messes with either, pork or beef, none of these fancy dan flavourings!Leave it alone and let it run itself.Bit gutted for Tonto though Anyway, enough of this bawling over animals Hoops. Do you want an assistant to gawp at the totty on your rounds, or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Anyway, enough of this bawling over animals Hoops. Do you want an assistant to gawp at the totty on your rounds, or what?If you can get outside my work at 830 in the mornings, your welcome to tag along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 If you can get outside my work at 830 in the mornings, your welcome to tag along.That's a late start for me, great stuff.Do you get any frisky foxy ladeez asking you to fill their boxes with your sackload? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 That's a late start for me, great stuff.Do you get any frisky foxy ladeez asking you to fill their boxes with your sackload?That's the time I leave the office.If your there your there, if not, I aint hanging around!You do get the occasinal lady asking if you have a packet for them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 That's the time I leave the office.If your there your there, if not, I aint hanging around!You do get the occasinal lady asking if you have a packet for them!Do they ask you to rip open your wrapping and show em the contents of your package? Or do they say, 'just put it in the slot', or 'first class? That will be 32p please'?I go back to sad school next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Do they ask you to rip open your wrapping and show em the contents of your package? Or do they say, 'just put it in the slot', or 'first class? That will be 32p please'?I go back to sad school next week.I have to cycle through the park in the early hours and there is often laydeez, but I think they charge more than 32p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I have to cycle through the park in the early hours and there is often laydeez, but I think they charge more than 32p That'll be inflation mate.OK, enough sexual innuendo for now. I'm off to empty my tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 I did think about all the poor buggers sweating their doo dahs off outside while I was in my lovely air conditioned workplace. Was bored silly but at least I was cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 As said as it is, nature can't be messed with, food chain and all that.Bit like sausages, they shoudn't be messes with either, pork or beef, none of these fancy dan flavourings!Leave it alone and let it run itself.Bit gutted for Tonto though Did you not read the rest of the thread! You say all this, but honestly could you have let Toto get eaten by a babboon or that little lion cup drown in the pond that was alive? And anyway, with sausages at least you get the option of seeing them again I did think about all the poor buggers sweating their doo dahs off outside while I was in my lovely air conditioned workplace. Was bored silly but at least I was cool Well.... I'm bored silly, I'm sweating, I even had a sweat patch on my back when I got into work (oh the shame that never happesn!), I don't have aircon/a fan/a window that opens properly, but at least I'm still cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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