robins72 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 I hope they got recycled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Luckily there was a huge bin at the bottom of the wall, and all the bottles fell into it You won't be surprised to know those bottles were on the wall outside my house. The bin was absolutely chock-a-block with broken bottles, and though i struggled manfully it proved incredibly heavy and impossible to shift. Yes, Turnip's aggressive wall clearance had led me to discover..... Bin Laden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 GO TO YOUR ROOM!This should be held as an example the next time someone accuses me (correctly) of not being funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogbad the Bad Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 GO TO YOUR ROOM!This should be held as an example the next time someone accuses me (correctly) of not being funny. Come off it, it was a smashing joke and not contrived at all. I'm willing to bet here and now that by mid-day tomorrow at least 2 people come on here with smileys and proclaim it to be one of the funniest off the cuff jokes they've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 I bet that you wish she was clutching something else there, Young Nogbad!!. hahhahahahhahahaaaaaahh good godyoung nogbad....i thought the forum knew about me and nogbad and turnip.... ahahaback on the bottle subject, why not put up a smaller number? imagine setting up 1000 bottles on a wall, how long that would take.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Enormous Turnip Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 You won't be surprised to know those bottles were on the wall outside my house. The bin was absolutely chock-a-block with broken bottles, and though i struggled manfully it proved incredibly heavy and impossible to shift. Yes, Turnip's aggressive wall clearance had led me to discover..... Bin Laden. Come off it, it was a smashing joke and not contrived at all. I'm willing to bet here and now that by mid-day tomorrow at least 2 people come on here with smileys and proclaim it to be one of the funniest off the cuff jokes they've ever heard.That was one of the funniest off the cuff jokes ive ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Come off it, it was a smashing joke and not contrived at all. I'm willing to bet here and now that by mid-day tomorrow at least 2 people come on here with smileys and proclaim it to be one of the funniest off the cuff jokes they've ever heard. that was one of the worst off the cuff jokes i've ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Well young Sophs came on and said it was both the best and the worst joke she had ever heard. But being a ****less student she was probably still awake at 2:31am (check it) watching a Scooby Doo marathon stuffing Mars Bars and doing drugs.Not wasting tax payers money at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Well young Sophs came on and said it was both the best and the worst joke she had ever heard. But being a ****less student she was probably still awake at 2:31 3.42am (check it) watching a Scooby Doo Love Actually marathon stuffing Mars Bars chocolate digestives and doing drugs not doing drugs .Not wasting tax payers money at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Miggins Pie Shop Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 You won't be surprised to know those bottles were on the wall outside my house. The bin was absolutely chock-a-block with broken bottles, and though i struggled manfully it proved incredibly heavy and impossible to shift. Yes, Turnip's aggressive wall clearance had led me to discover..... Bin Laden. Long time reader of these forums but i've never been moved to post before. But OMG, Nogbad, BIN LADEN!!!! that's got to be one of the funniest off the cuff jokes i've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Long time reader of these forums but i've never been moved to post before. But OMG, Nogbad, BIN LADEN!!!! that's got to be one of the funniest off the cuff jokes i've ever heard...MUM?!??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 ..MUM?!??!! Haircut?Army?Any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Enormous Turnip Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 that was one of the worst off the cuff jokes i've ever heardWould have said exactly the same myself, but I was being held at gunpoint by a possessed Nogbad intent on 'beating Malone', whatever that is meant to mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Would have said exactly the same myself, but I was being held at gunpoint by a possessed Nogbad intent on 'beating Malone', whatever that is meant to mean How many bottles are we on now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 How many bottles are we on now? Ask yer bloody brother, hes the one smashing the poor ickle bottles up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ask yer bloody brother, hes the one smashing the poor ickle bottles up! What! Bottle abuse!I think another campaign thread is in order.. where's mozo when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Enormous Turnip Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ask yer bloody brother, hes the one smashing the poor ickle bottles up! I knocked the bottles off the wall and into a large bin, as far as i know they are all still in tact Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avonmouth Docker Posted September 30, 2006 Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 I knocked the bottles off the wall and into a large bin, as far as i know they are all still in tact Hope that it was a bin for re-cycling them!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 And there you have proof. Ever seen Barrington and Fred Elliot I say Fred Elliot in the same room at the same time?Well there was this one time, funnily enough it also involved bottles, but this has turned into a bottle appreciation thread so the antics of myself and the likes of Kinga might not be, umm, appreciated. As for you Nogbad, I hope you're proud of yourself, pulling old brawds out of the woodwork just to big up your SEE THROUGH (get it? glass, bottles, see through.....) jokes. I hope she knows you're taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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