gavlin Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 after watching bb2 what if series i got thinking about what if football was abolished - the date - 21 - 3 - 22 Labour goverment have decided today that the sport of football will no longer exsist - effects - Rugby attendances rise for the weekend 5000 crowds turn into 20000 the following week they drop to 5000 after fans realsise how #### the sport is. Burberry sales drop after football hooligans no longer exsist and now is know as a womens clothing You get beat to a manger job at your work place by a certain danny wilson who has manament experience Ashton gate is turned into a Band Q as it already looks like 1 from the outside Geoff Dunford is seen in the street openly crying and shouting my nightmare is over Gas fans rejoice there nightmare and constent ribbing is over . Cribbs causeway is closed as blokes r dragged along to saturday shopping Sucide rates rise in males as another day shoppin seems too much Sunday mornings are spent in bed nursing your hang over rather than running it off down the local park . Hooligans turn to 1 day cricket and england test tour of australia is cancelled due to trouble . Wales have 1 less sport that they r #### at . ne more people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Just apply what most of us do during the close season (Internationals tournaments excluded). I'd spend even more time on the Golf course - luckily my wife plays as well so I don't get any grief..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newboy Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 This would become the most pointless forum ever? The happy clappys would start supporting betamax, claiming it was the best thing ever. The 'we're going down with 9 games to go' squad would resort to denouncing how rubbish England are at Rugby as they'd have lost 2 games in the last 13. I'll get someone else's coat.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budbcfc Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 i'd just stay in bed and do a mans thing over demi moore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheshire_red Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 The Summer is excellent, long evenings spent doing not a lot, love it, also cricket at the weekend, can't beat it. Rugby is a greeat game currently being spoiled by the Law makers, if you know the laws you'd enjoy it a lot more. FIFA are doing there best........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 after watching bb2 what if series i got thinking about what if football was abolished - the date - 21 - 3 - 22 Labour goverment have decided today that the sport of football will no longer exsist - effects - Rugby attendances rise for the weekend 5000 crowds turn into 20000 the following week they drop to 5000 after fans realsise how #### the sport is. Burberry sales drop after football hooligans no longer exsist and now is know as a womens clothing You get beat to a manger job at your work place by a certain danny wilson who has manament experience Ashton gate is turned into a Band Q as it already looks like 1 from the outside Geoff Dunford is seen in the street openly crying and shouting my nightmare is over Gas fans rejoice there nightmare and constent ribbing is over . Cribbs causeway is closed as blokes r dragged along to saturday shopping Sucide rates rise in males as another day shoppin seems too much Sunday mornings are spent in bed nursing your hang over rather than running it off down the local park . Hooligans turn to 1 day cricket and england test tour of australia is cancelled due to trouble . Wales have 1 less sport that they r #### at . ne more people We'd all have to take up archery, just like in king James II's time 1457 AD - James II, King of England, first decreed that the sports of football and golf should be banned as they interfered with archery practise. Why did golf survive this? http://www.centenaryarchers.gil.com.au/history.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 This would become the most pointless forum ever? The happy clappys would start supporting betamax, claiming it was the best thing ever. The 'we're going down with 9 games to go' squad would resort to denouncing how rubbish England are at Rugby as they'd have lost 2 games in the last 13. I'll get someone else's coat.. Shut up.... like....... 'Video 2000' was the best of the lot in non-pro formats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeRed Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 So Robbored plays Golf does he!!!!? Who else on this forum plays Golf? Please step forward i have a plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 So Robbored plays Golf does he!!!!? Who else on this forum plays Golf? Please step forward i have a plan No.....please, not the Forum Golf team................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Id pretty much have no reason to go on as i live and breath this football club for all my sins, plus i wouldnt have any reason for coming on here to catch up with the debates being had by all you wonderful people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Id pretty much have no reason to go on as i live and breath this football club for all my sins, plus i wouldnt have any reason for coming on here to catch up with the debates being had by all you wonderful people yeah, but what about Peacock? Play him or stick him on the bench?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 yeah, but what about Peacock? Play him or stick him on the bench?? Bench him, oooops did i really say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WillsbridgeRed Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Dont even joke - The one day away from the mrs would be cruely taken away, I'm going to have horrible dreams tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Bench him, oooops did i really say that Respect.......... CityGal9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolmanDudess Posted March 18, 2004 Report Share Posted March 18, 2004 Respect.......... CityGal9 Pains me to say it.... but its time, or perhaps it was time a quite a while ago but he needs a wee rest, maybe come back firing on all cylinders?!... We can all live in hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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